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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2017, 01:27:52 PM »
Whoa. I've just had a Berenstain bears moment or whatever's it called when your mind plays tricks on you. I always thought the competition was called Battle OF the Berrics, even though I see "BATB" and immediately knows what it means.

Wow! Me too! hahahaha damn.
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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2017, 01:45:52 PM »
hyped that they got moose back in that.
he kind of fell off the radar, but all of his
past games were pretty good & exciting.
donovan  strain  in  this  is dope as well.

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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #32 on: March 22, 2017, 02:02:07 PM »
i feel weird saying this but shouldnt jimmy carlin be on that list?  as much as i dont want to be on a long car ride with him-- his flatground is undeniable.  i thought he made it to the third round a few times.
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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #33 on: March 22, 2017, 02:06:19 PM »
i feel weird saying this but shouldnt jimmy carlin be on that list?  as much as i dont want to be on a long car ride with him-- his flatground is undeniable.  i thought he made it to the third round a few times.

That would make more sense than Will Fyock, although I guess Carlin's fallen off the general radar?

Would like to see Creager back in it.

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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #34 on: March 22, 2017, 05:33:25 PM »
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i feel weird saying this but shouldnt jimmy carlin be on that list?  as much as i dont want to be on a long car ride with him-- his flatground is undeniable.  i thought he made it to the third round a few times.
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That would make more sense than Will Fyock, although I guess Carlin's fallen off the general radar?

Would like to see Creager back in it.

They should do Creager vs Marc Johnson just for the fuck of it. Best two out of three
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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2017, 05:39:47 PM »
What the fuck has that Will Fyock kid done since the last time hes been at BATB?

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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #36 on: March 22, 2017, 06:19:54 PM »
What the fuck has that Will Fyock kid done since the last time hes been at BATB?

Tarnished the ?s footwear team roster
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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #37 on: March 22, 2017, 06:35:51 PM »
Tarnished the ?s footwear team roster
right? creager, penny, koston, mccrank, muska, fyock?

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2017, 06:58:26 PM »
Stoked Donovan is on!
I find it funny that the berrics is still pushing Cody Cepeda
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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2017, 07:10:04 PM »
No one has mentioned Dennis.

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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #40 on: March 22, 2017, 08:22:02 PM »
What the fuck has that Will Fyock kid done since the last time hes been at BATB?

He didn't bring his hypemen that are 20 years his senior, he demanded a mulligan....

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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #41 on: March 22, 2017, 11:56:23 PM »
What the fuck has that Will Fyock kid done since the last time hes been at BATB?

Probably still bitter that Sewa beat him in the last game of skate. Fuck that guy!

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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #42 on: March 23, 2017, 05:58:25 AM »
No one has mentioned Dennis.
Winner in my book.
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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2017, 06:22:31 AM »
Will Fyock caught me totally off guard. The only name in a long list of top pros that made me think, "Wait, who is that again?"
Excited to see Michael Sommer skate flat again, he showed such great style in the last one.

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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2017, 07:24:58 AM »
are a lot of pros not that great at playin skate? like these guys all seem to have this shit down, and probably make good games to watch but shit, switch it up more. are they only using 'berrics compatible' skaters? theres definately people i want to see but, eh whatever.

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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #45 on: March 23, 2017, 07:59:07 AM »
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No one has mentioned Dennis.
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Winner in my book.

Chris Cole v. Booze n tits way back is still the best game I've ever watched.

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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #46 on: March 23, 2017, 08:32:26 AM »
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No one has mentioned Dennis.
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Winner in my book.
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Chris Cole v. Booze n tits way back is still the best game I've ever watched.

This.

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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #47 on: March 23, 2017, 10:49:14 AM »
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No one has mentioned Dennis.
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Winner in my book.
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Chris Cole v. Booze n tits way back is still the best game I've ever watched.

What about berra vs. billy marks??

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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #48 on: March 23, 2017, 12:36:48 PM »

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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #49 on: March 23, 2017, 03:02:51 PM »
What a fucking horrible watch.

Let me save ya'll ten minutes:



Before Sean Malto faces off against Louie Lopez, he'll have to play against Buttery Ass Donovan.
I assume if Sean loses then surely Donovan's in?

5 pesos says finals are broadcast Live on ETN...

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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #50 on: March 23, 2017, 03:26:36 PM »
I guess they matched up certain skaters right away to get some views. Luan and Tory should be a good match as well as Cole and Booze and Moose and PJ. Would be cool if they just played skate with just 3 people in the building rather than making it a spectacle. I bet it would calm the nerves of a lot of people.

Who is Michael Sommer?
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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #51 on: March 23, 2017, 03:36:27 PM »
I guess they matched up certain skaters right away to get some views. Luan and Tory should be a good match as well as Cole and Booze and Moose and PJ. Would be cool if they just played skate with just 3 people in the building rather than making it a spectacle. I bet it would calm the nerves of a lot of people.

Who is Michael Sommer?

Yeah in the video Berra spins a lottery cage and pulls names out, with the exception of some of the rematches everyone wants to see like Busenitz vs Christopher Cobra Haole.

Norwegian skater that made it to the finals last time around. Good style.

Floats tricks like he weighs nothing. End of this battle was great:
BATB9 | Youness Amrani Vs Michael Sommer - 3rd Place Battle
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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #52 on: March 23, 2017, 03:42:44 PM »
Would be cool if they just played skate with just 3 people in the building rather than making it a spectacle. I bet it would calm the nerves of a lot of people.

um, silence is nice but instead how about everyone who's not in the game claps 'kapow' in unison?
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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #53 on: March 23, 2017, 04:10:06 PM »
Can one of yous set up a sight were we can bet on these matches, Im tryna come up out here.

If you want Ill hold all yalls money in escrow and I swear I wont dissapear.

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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #54 on: March 23, 2017, 04:37:11 PM »
5 pesos says finals are broadcast Live on ETN...

Aren't the Berrics and ETN competitors in a way?

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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #55 on: March 23, 2017, 05:07:18 PM »
Against my better judgement I clicked on the "selection" video. By the first two names, I already was quite uncomfortable with Berra's sweater, and general awkwardness.


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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #56 on: March 23, 2017, 05:18:31 PM »
Can't wait for the cepeda vs papa hell in a cell.
flat spotted 3 times in 2 weeks, other than that awesome wheels

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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #57 on: March 23, 2017, 05:28:19 PM »
Anybody realize that this format is the best of the best and Koston put himself in there?


I mean i think he made it to the finals one year butt still cum on

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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #58 on: March 23, 2017, 06:07:35 PM »
Anybody realize that this format is the best of the best and Koston put himself in there?


I mean i think he made it to the finals one year butt still cum on


? Tobey please finish your sentence.
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Re: BATB 10
« Reply #59 on: March 23, 2017, 06:14:21 PM »
Haha I wonder if they intentionally put sewa cody cepeda and Micky Papa in the same bracket so that even in the worst case scenario only one of them will go through the second round