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[NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« on: March 22, 2017, 11:24:50 AM »
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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2017, 11:58:20 AM »
do you skate?
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« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2017, 12:14:24 PM »
Gator?
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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2017, 12:15:48 PM »
I gave one a scar on their face

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« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2017, 12:24:51 PM »
Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.
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« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2017, 12:31:57 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2017, 01:27:33 PM »
I don't smash...I make sweet love.

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2017, 01:55:19 PM »
Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.

No but I once almost fought one of their dads after he drove to the skatepark to dispense justice due to me wanting to murder his son. That little bitch called him. He has a Ford Focus and I have throat tattoos so he cooled off when he got there.

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« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2017, 01:56:37 PM »
Fug it- no shame
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« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2017, 02:08:03 PM »
He has a Ford Focus and I have throat tattoos so he cooled off when he got there.
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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2017, 02:14:38 PM »
Bobby Worrest for sure. I was on the fence about Jamie Foy for ages, but it's a negative after his nine club interview. That dude at the park today who could barely Ollie but he had big arms and a big belly and a nice smile. Also, Scuba Steve.

It's a pretty short list.


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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2017, 02:23:59 PM »
None, not even the women skateboarders. I just hate skateboarders

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« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2017, 02:26:10 PM »
I would smash hella female skateboarders WHHAAAT lemme hit that SSBSTS guuurl

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2017, 02:36:36 PM »
I would smash Berra but it wouldn't be an act of love.
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« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2017, 02:36:55 PM »
Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.


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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2017, 02:40:12 PM »
i would dick down a twink like swan pablo for sure. Also team handsome, obvs

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2017, 02:45:05 PM »

LEMME SMASH PLEASE

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« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2017, 02:48:45 PM »

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« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2017, 02:50:50 PM »
shark tits wants blue velvet!
i don't acknowledge 'smash' as a word asides an onomatapaeia for a violent act but i'd fuck any girl that skates.
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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2017, 03:04:02 PM »
You're wrong if your answer to this isn't Stu Graham
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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2017, 03:11:56 PM »


Any else actually have someone ask to blow you after a sweaty skate session? I'm a gay, and multiple dudes have put in this special request, and I've always denied it. Do women ever ask for sweaty balls?

I sweat like Gershon, for reference.
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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2017, 03:17:43 PM »
I would smash Berra but it wouldn't be an act of love.

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« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2017, 03:28:43 PM »


Any else actually have someone ask to blow you after a sweaty skate session? I'm a gay, and multiple dudes have put in this special request, and I've always denied it. Do women ever ask for sweaty balls?

I sweat like Gershon, for reference.

It used to be the joke in HS after a day of skating in Chicago and going to parties after on saturday nights to say this line to girls. It didn't work.

Lately I've been porkin this broad from tinder who's a "skater chick" but not really at all. Thrasher shirt and vans, you know what I mean. Anyway the first time we hooked up she just came to the skatepark to watch me and then we went back to my place. I too am a heavy sweater, but this did not slow her down from gettin hungry on it. I tried to stop her.... But not really that hard. It was kinda tight. Definitely didn't kiss her after that shit.

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2017, 04:20:23 PM »
You're wrong if your answer to this isn't Stu Graham Fred Gall
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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2017, 04:20:59 PM »
Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.

No but I once almost fought one of their dads after he drove to the skatepark to dispense justice due to me wanting to murder his son. That little bitch called him. He has a Ford Focus and I have throat tattoos so he cooled off when he got there.

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2017, 05:20:36 PM »
Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.

No but I once almost fought one of their dads after he drove to the skatepark to dispense justice due to me wanting to murder his son. That little bitch called him. He has a Ford Focus and I have throat tattoos so he cooled off when he got there.

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2017, 05:35:11 PM »
3-sum with shawn powers and a lobster ftw

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« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2017, 05:49:47 PM »
Sean Pablo in a wig as a ladyboy while getting powerstroked by AVE would make a good supreme intro

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2017, 06:17:45 PM »


Any else actually have someone ask to blow you after a sweaty skate session? I'm a gay, and multiple dudes have put in this special request, and I've always denied it. Do women ever ask for sweaty balls?

I sweat like Gershon, for reference.

It used to be the joke in HS after a day of skating in Chicago and going to parties after on saturday nights to say this line to girls. It didn't work.

Lately I've been porkin this broad from tinder who's a "skater chick" but not really at all. Thrasher shirt and vans, you know what I mean. Anyway the first time we hooked up she just came to the skatepark to watch me and then we went back to my place. I too am a heavy sweater, but this did not slow her down from gettin hungry on it. I tried to stop her.... But not really that hard. It was kinda tight. Definitely didn't kiss her after that shit.

I've skated then smashed,sweaty and stank sometimes but usually just a little bit sweaty, no complaints. I met my match after fingering a girl and her stentch stayed on my fingers for 3 days and some change,punk rock girls are great haha!

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