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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2017, 06:33:19 PM »
Sean Pablo in a wig as a ladyboy while getting powerstroked by AVE would make a good supreme intro

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2017, 09:38:31 PM »
I'd make sweet passionate smash to Marissa Del Santo any day of the week.

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #33 on: March 22, 2017, 10:06:44 PM »
I'd make sweet passionate smash to Rick Howard any day of the week.


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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2017, 10:21:33 PM »
Whoever has a nice plump butt

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #36 on: March 23, 2017, 01:43:13 AM »
Sean Pablo in a wig as a ladyboy while getting powerstroked by AVE would make a good supreme intro

Full frontal is in

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Get with the times
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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #37 on: March 23, 2017, 02:49:43 AM »
if anyone would smash andy roy then you'd be pretty badass and have genital herpes

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #38 on: March 23, 2017, 04:28:59 AM »
Danny Way, as long as he doesn't smash me back.

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #39 on: March 23, 2017, 05:54:05 AM »


Any else actually have someone ask to blow you after a sweaty skate session? I'm a gay, and multiple dudes have put in this special request, and I've always denied it. Do women ever ask for sweaty balls?

I sweat like Gershon, for reference.

It used to be the joke in HS after a day of skating in Chicago and going to parties after on saturday nights to say this line to girls. It didn't work.

Lately I've been porkin this broad from tinder who's a "skater chick" but not really at all. Thrasher shirt and vans, you know what I mean. Anyway the first time we hooked up she just came to the skatepark to watch me and then we went back to my place. I too am a heavy sweater, but this did not slow her down from gettin hungry on it. I tried to stop her.... But not really that hard. It was kinda tight. Definitely didn't kiss her after that shit.

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #40 on: March 23, 2017, 06:28:38 AM »
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Any else actually have someone ask to blow you after a sweaty skate session? I'm a gay, and multiple dudes have put in this special request, and I've always denied it. Do women ever ask for sweaty balls?

I sweat like Gershon, for reference.

A guy I was getting with for a while mentioned in passing that he'd love for me to call over sometimes after I hit the gym, but I never did because I'm not really into that... The same dude, once or twice, wiped the sweat off my forehead mid-coitus and wiped in on himself. Stopped hitting him up pretty shortly after that.


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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #41 on: March 23, 2017, 07:24:29 AM »
I can appreciate a man with some power legs in a skate world full of stick legs and jesus christ does Jon Dickson have some monsters. He'd probably end up smashing you though.

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #42 on: March 23, 2017, 08:39:21 AM »
I can appreciate a man with some power legs in a skate world full of stick legs and jesus christ does Jon Dickson have some monsters. He'd probably end up smashing you though.

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2017, 10:12:44 AM »
if anyone would smash andy roy then you'd be pretty badass and have genital herpes
i think that's called bug chasing

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2017, 01:08:36 PM »
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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #45 on: March 23, 2017, 02:07:08 PM »
Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.


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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #46 on: March 23, 2017, 02:26:22 PM »
I would smash Berra but it wouldn't be an act of love.

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #47 on: March 24, 2017, 07:18:54 AM »
Vanessa Torres, for sure. If she threw some makeup on, she'd kinda look like Erica Yary. 

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #48 on: March 24, 2017, 07:21:58 AM »
speaking if the yarys, who is her new man (the one who looks very similar to her old man)?

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #49 on: March 24, 2017, 11:24:23 AM »
speaking if the yarys, who is her new man (the one who looks very similar to her old man)?
Is that who you would, "smash?"
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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #50 on: March 24, 2017, 11:12:08 PM »
speaking if the yarys, who is her new man (the one who looks very similar to her old man)?
Is that who you would, "smash?"
I'm still quite partial to shawn powers but if I was in the market for a 3rd rate Oppie lookalike then sure :-*

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #51 on: March 25, 2017, 07:03:04 PM »
Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.

No but I once almost fought one of their dads after he drove to the skate park to dispense justice due to me wanting to murder his son. That little bitch called him. He has a Ford Focus and I have throat tattoos so he cooled off when he got there.

I accidentally rolled in on some kid who was skating flat at the foot of one of the quarter pipes. The dad was like 15 feet away, I thought he was going to kill me, instead he started screaming at his son who was on the concrete crying. I felt pretty bad for that kid and I imagined that his home life was probably pretty terrible.

Also, I had a kid run head first into my board at the supermarket down the road from the park. I was carrying it while looking for something to drink and the kid just ran into it full speed and then let out a wail like he'd been shot. Thankfully the parents saw the whole thing and yelled at the kid and apologized to me.

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #52 on: March 25, 2017, 10:00:45 PM »
Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.

No but I once almost fought one of their dads after he drove to the skate park to dispense justice due to me wanting to murder his son. That little bitch called him. He has a Ford Focus and I have throat tattoos so he cooled off when he got there.

I accidentally rolled in on some kid who was skating flat at the foot of one of the quarter pipes. The dad was like 15 feet away, I thought he was going to kill me, instead he started screaming at his son who was on the concrete crying. I felt pretty bad for that kid and I imagined that his home life was probably pretty terrible.

Also, I had a kid run head first into my board at the supermarket down the road from the park. I was carrying it while looking for something to drink and the kid just ran into it full speed and then let out a wail like he'd been shot. Thankfully the parents saw the whole thing and yelled at the kid and apologized to me.

Reminds me off this time I went to a park. I'm still leaning to drop in to this weird as bowl, shit is stupid uneven. I was building up the courage after a slam or 2 and was starting to get exhausted. I was building up courage and hype and just when I was going in and it was my turn this scooter kid would snake me. I told him we were all taking turns because he was like 10 and that he should look around. He left and came back. MF-er started snaking me and my friends as well this time. My friend raised his voice but, didn't scream and told him that he had to be careful because he might get wrecked. He left to his mom and we all started joking that we were gonna get yelled at and then quickly saw him get upset and walked out of the park crying.
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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #53 on: March 26, 2017, 09:44:29 AM »
Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.

No but I once almost fought one of their dads after he drove to the skate park to dispense justice due to me wanting to murder his son. That little bitch called him. He has a Ford Focus and I have throat tattoos so he cooled off when he got there.

I accidentally rolled in on some kid who was skating flat at the foot of one of the quarter pipes. The dad was like 15 feet away, I thought he was going to kill me, instead he started screaming at his son who was on the concrete crying. I felt pretty bad for that kid and I imagined that his home life was probably pretty terrible.

Also, I had a kid run head first into my board at the supermarket down the road from the park. I was carrying it while looking for something to drink and the kid just ran into it full speed and then let out a wail like he'd been shot. Thankfully the parents saw the whole thing and yelled at the kid and apologized to me.

Guys I know who have introduced their kids to the skatepark have been really big on teaching them to not be stupid little kids, so when they wander into traffic and collide with someone it's the same as if you were texting and driving to the parent. You're a fucking idiot, I told you not to do that, and you could've seriously injured someone all because you did the thing I told you a million times not to do.

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #54 on: March 27, 2017, 07:20:22 AM »
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Any else actually have someone ask to blow you after a sweaty skate session? I'm a gay, and multiple dudes have put in this special request, and I've always denied it. Do women ever ask for sweaty balls?

I sweat like Gershon, for reference.

A guy I was getting with for a while mentioned in passing that he'd love for me to call over sometimes after I hit the gym, but I never did because I'm not really into that... The same dude, once or twice, wiped the sweat off my forehead mid-coitus and wiped in on himself. Stopped hitting him up pretty shortly after that.
My ex would seem really "excited" when I'd get back from Canada (quarterly fishing trip... yup), having not showered for like 4 days, not taking "wait 5 minutes so I can take a shower" for an answer. If it had only happened once, or maybe up to 3 times, I'd think it was a coincidence, but it happened without fail every single time (we dated for 4 years, 16 times). She was also one of those girls who insisted getting kissed after I spend some time downstairs. Some people are into weird shit man, not that it's a bad thing, I'll do it for you as long as it isn't too nuts, but that sweat wiping shit is creepy as hell, some straight up cult ritual shit, and I'm happy you got out (and not as a lamp shade or something).

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Re: [NO SHAME] Skateboarders you would smash
« Reply #55 on: March 27, 2017, 07:23:06 AM »
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