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I quit skating for a time due to piling out
I smoked pot out of an apple with Riley Hawk's dad.
Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.
He has a Ford Focus and I have throat tattoos so he cooled off when he got there.
I would smash Berra but it wouldn't be an act of love.
Quote from: Tracer on March 22, 2017, 02:48:45 PMExpand Quote[close]Any else actually have someone ask to blow you after a sweaty skate session? I'm a gay, and multiple dudes have put in this special request, and I've always denied it. Do women ever ask for sweaty balls?I sweat like Gershon, for reference.
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You're wrong if your answer to this isn't Stu Graham Fred Gall
Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 22, 2017, 12:24:51 PMExpand QuoteWas it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.[close]No but I once almost fought one of their dads after he drove to the skatepark to dispense justice due to me wanting to murder his son. That little bitch called him. He has a Ford Focus and I have throat tattoos so he cooled off when he got there.
Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.[close]
Quote from: shit_for_brains on March 22, 2017, 01:55:19 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 22, 2017, 12:24:51 PMExpand QuoteWas it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.[close]No but I once almost fought one of their dads after he drove to the skatepark to dispense justice due to me wanting to murder his son. That little bitch called him. He has a Ford Focus and I have throat tattoos so he cooled off when he got there.[close]is Jeremy Rogers confirmed
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 22, 2017, 12:24:51 PMExpand QuoteWas it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.[close]No but I once almost fought one of their dads after he drove to the skatepark to dispense justice due to me wanting to murder his son. That little bitch called him. He has a Ford Focus and I have throat tattoos so he cooled off when he got there.[close]
Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year
Quote from: Noioso on March 22, 2017, 03:11:56 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Tracer on March 22, 2017, 02:48:45 PMExpand Quote[close]Any else actually have someone ask to blow you after a sweaty skate session? I'm a gay, and multiple dudes have put in this special request, and I've always denied it. Do women ever ask for sweaty balls?I sweat like Gershon, for reference.[close]It used to be the joke in HS after a day of skating in Chicago and going to parties after on saturday nights to say this line to girls. It didn't work.Lately I've been porkin this broad from tinder who's a "skater chick" but not really at all. Thrasher shirt and vans, you know what I mean. Anyway the first time we hooked up she just came to the skatepark to watch me and then we went back to my place. I too am a heavy sweater, but this did not slow her down from gettin hungry on it. I tried to stop her.... But not really that hard. It was kinda tight. Definitely didn't kiss her after that shit.
Quote from: Tracer on March 22, 2017, 02:48:45 PMExpand Quote[close]Any else actually have someone ask to blow you after a sweaty skate session? I'm a gay, and multiple dudes have put in this special request, and I've always denied it. Do women ever ask for sweaty balls?I sweat like Gershon, for reference.[close]
Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house