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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #60 on: April 17, 2017, 12:02:01 AM »
Trevor Colden looks like Vanessa Torre's dyke sister on her first day

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #61 on: April 23, 2017, 12:44:16 AM »
Bobby Polio


Jimi Bitches


Pizza face tail skid kid


In all 3 images, they're all doing "something"... This isnt ugly dude, it's what you look like when you're doing shit.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #62 on: April 23, 2017, 12:47:27 AM »
bobby de keyzer is pretty ugly too, can't forget him. I'm ugly also

Naw dude... Bobby De Keyzer looks like if Nick Cave decided to skate over sing ages ago. Looks good on a board.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #63 on: April 23, 2017, 09:34:28 AM »
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Bobby Polio


Jimi Bitches


Pizza face tail skid kid

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In all 3 images, they're all doing "something"... This isnt ugly dude, it's what you look like when you're doing shit.

What are you talking about? the only guy doing "something" is Jimi playing guitar, the other two are just sitting there.


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Falling down and gettin back up

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #64 on: April 23, 2017, 09:46:33 AM »
Bobby Polio is hating and Pizza Face Tail Skid guy is going through puberty, that's something.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #65 on: April 23, 2017, 10:28:28 AM »
This isn't possible. I went through 3 pages of this thread and didn't see anyone say Adam Dyet, I must of missed it right? This thread should literally be about him. Lizard King looks like an angel compared to him

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #66 on: April 23, 2017, 10:40:03 AM »


But I mean it in the best possible way.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #67 on: April 23, 2017, 11:49:07 AM »
This isn't possible. I went through 3 pages of this thread and didn't see anyone say Adam Dyet, I must of missed it right? This thread should literally be about him. Lizard King looks like an angel compared to him
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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #68 on: April 23, 2017, 04:13:14 PM »
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This isn't possible. I went through 3 pages of this thread and didn't see anyone say Adam Dyet, I must of missed it right? This thread should literally be about him. Lizard King looks like an angel compared to him
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Completely forgot about this rotting potato

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #69 on: April 23, 2017, 04:17:54 PM »
Hahaha rotting potato, nice.
The long hair and shades are doing him favours in some photos but i think if he shaved his head and wasnt wearing shades, people would generally run in the opposite direction once approaching him


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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #70 on: April 23, 2017, 04:33:43 PM »
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This isn't possible. I went through 3 pages of this thread and didn't see anyone say Adam Dyet, I must of missed it right? This thread should literally be about him. Lizard King looks like an angel compared to him
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Completely forgot about this rotting potato
Skip to 8:33 please and thank you

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #71 on: April 23, 2017, 04:53:47 PM »
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This isn't possible. I went through 3 pages of this thread and didn't see anyone say Adam Dyet, I must of missed it right? This thread should literally be about him. Lizard King looks like an angel compared to him
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Completely forgot about this rotting potato
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Skip to 8:33 please and thank you

Dime Comp. Volume 420

Way ahead of you in the original thread about that video

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #72 on: April 23, 2017, 05:05:49 PM »
Anyone mention rowan zorilla yet? Dude really does look like frida khalo
Rest in peace Dick Dale.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #73 on: April 23, 2017, 05:14:45 PM »
It's not even possible to be an ugly pro skater.

1 you're in shape
2 you're popular
3 you get paid to skate

I searched for some seriously fuck ugly pro, nothing. Even Lacey Baker and the legion of lesbians aren't offensive. Skating makes you look good because it's healthy. Could you imagine half these pros if they didn't skate?

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #74 on: April 23, 2017, 05:17:13 PM »
It's not even possible to be an ugly pro skater.

1 you're in shape
2 you're popular
3 you get paid to skate

I searched for some seriously fuck ugly pro, nothing. Even Lacey Baker and the legion of lesbians aren't offensive. Skating makes you look good because it's healthy. Could you imagine half these pros if they didn't skate?

Are you a high school scene girl? Those were the only girls into me growing up

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #75 on: April 23, 2017, 05:22:13 PM »
You idiots are reaching hard if Dyet and Stu Graham are your examples of ugliness.

If you want ugly, get on public transit. Body and mind.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #76 on: April 23, 2017, 05:33:47 PM »
You idiots are reaching hard if Dyet and Stu Graham are your examples of ugliness.

If you want ugly, get on public transit. Body and mind.


Whats your view on professional athletes? Like real ones and not skaters

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #77 on: April 23, 2017, 06:00:02 PM »
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You idiots are reaching hard if Dyet and Stu Graham are your examples of ugliness.

If you want ugly, get on public transit. Body and mind.

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Whats your view on professional athletes? Like real ones and not skaters
My view? I think they're over worked and under paid.

It's like playing the lottery, if you win you're thrilled, BUT the lottery agency took more than you did. It's greasy stuff especially in the developing countries.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #78 on: April 23, 2017, 06:02:14 PM »
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You idiots are reaching hard if Dyet and Stu Graham are your examples of ugliness.

If you want ugly, get on public transit. Body and mind.

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Whats your view on professional athletes? Like real ones and not skaters
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My view? I think they're over worked and under paid.

It's like playing the lottery, if you win you're thrilled, BUT the lottery agency took more than you did. It's greasy stuff especially in the developing countries.

Yeah but who would you bang?

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #79 on: April 23, 2017, 06:03:33 PM »
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You idiots are reaching hard if Dyet and Stu Graham are your examples of ugliness.

If you want ugly, get on public transit. Body and mind.

[close]

Whats your view on professional athletes? Like real ones and not skaters
[close]
My view? I think they're over worked and under paid.

It's like playing the lottery, if you win you're thrilled, BUT the lottery agency took more than you did. It's greasy stuff especially in the developing countries.
[close]

Yeah but who would you bang?
Serena

I can't bang an actual goat but she won the Aussie open 2 months pregnant.