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Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« on: June 06, 2017, 12:59:46 PM »



 god I hate this washed up x pro skater rocker celeb party boy hot now but washed up tomorrow shit
So they just go bar hopping like some fake celebrity fake rocker lets all wear matching thrasher shirts because its in vogue this month are you a pro skater omg that's so cool let me suck ur cock

 lets go to the mall so I can get a picture with u around my arm
 can u get me a thrasher sweatshirt too

 please ill suck ur cock again





 
Lets watch how B goes more down hill and gayer from here





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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2017, 01:23:47 PM »
Stan, always bringing the heat.

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2017, 01:47:50 PM »
Well, they're both at about the same point in their careers, makes sense.

Sza got tired of getting dicked down by lil wayne I guess.

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2017, 03:31:32 PM »
This dude is two famous friends away from being a manager at a zumiez.

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2017, 03:45:23 PM »
Shouldn't this be in the wiener wallets thread?

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2017, 04:57:58 PM »
Everyone is a god damn liar if they said they wouldn't fuck anyone from the Ozzy family

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2017, 05:04:02 PM »
stan back again with the real shit
she can ride dick ham ham no joke ham

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2017, 05:08:07 PM »
Slap of coherency, none is wearing thrasher.


Besides this shit was like 5 years ago, gtfo
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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2017, 06:05:05 PM »
Everyone is a god damn liar if they said they wouldn't fuck anyone from the Ozzy family

Kelly and Sharon could both get it.

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2017, 06:05:39 PM »
Ozzy could def join in too.

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2017, 08:19:54 PM »
Ozzy could def join in too.

may as well throw jack in that meat pie

if you don't then you don't know jack

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2017, 08:50:05 PM »
"Jack in the meat pie"

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2017, 09:11:17 PM »
She sang a song "Papa don't preach", he should've sang one called "Daughter don't Sing"

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2017, 09:58:15 PM »

Kelly and Sharon could both get it.
you never know about pre-cum 

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2017, 11:10:41 PM »
She sang a song "Papa don't preach", he should've sang one called "Daughter don't Sing"

Ha! Classic!

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« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2017, 11:29:36 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2017, 11:39:00 PM »
Smart retirement plan.


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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2017, 11:36:23 AM »
There is always an old slipper for a tired foot... so the saying goes. They "fit" with each other, so, hooray for them?

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2017, 11:41:30 AM »
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Ozzy could def join in too.
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may as well throw jack in that meat pie

if you don't then you don't know jack

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2017, 02:03:34 PM »
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Ozzy could def join in too.
[close]

may as well throw jack in that meat pie

if you don't then you don't know jack
[close]

Shoutout to Jack for being one of the more well known dudes with MS and putting himself out there to help raise awareness!!

http://youdontknowjackaboutms.com/

I just tried to google jack sabbath until i realised i confused him with sabback and that his name was osbourne /: \:

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2017, 02:58:10 PM »
sza putting it in ozzy's dza

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2017, 03:19:00 PM »
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Ha! Classic!
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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2017, 03:22:09 PM »
That toe-thumb though...

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2017, 04:05:37 PM »
That toe-thumb though...
Shit! I never noticed.

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2017, 05:49:39 PM »
Ozzy's gonna bite his right cheek off

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2017, 06:50:02 PM »
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She sang a song "Papa don't preach", he should've sang one called "Daughter don't Sing"
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Ha! Classic!
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« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2017, 09:35:20 PM »
Take what you can get, I guess.

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2017, 11:34:07 PM »
Didn't this exact thread happen like 2 years ago.

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2017, 01:59:00 AM »
Didn't this exact thread happen like 2 years ago.

Possible, my whole life is just like a bad re-run of a bad sit com.

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Re: Kelly Osbourne getting some B. Szafranski dick
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2017, 12:29:52 PM »
This dude is two famous friends away from being a manager at a zumiez.

Fucking harsh

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