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World class machined skate ball bearings
« on: June 29, 2017, 10:57:17 PM »
Check this world class skate ball bearing!

World class machined skate ball bearings with ball-to-ball diameter statistical variation of ≤ 0.008mm. All bearings are set in a single file non-contact deep groove highest grade PTFE cage and specially lubricated with racing grade SpinX oil to produce reliable lightning speed spin for expert level skaters.

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Re: World class machined skate ball bearings
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2017, 11:06:16 PM »
 Fuck you.
« Last Edit: June 29, 2017, 11:07:57 PM by Cherb »

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Re: World class machined skate ball bearings
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2017, 01:14:54 AM »
To market correctly here on Slap, you will need to supply pics of said bearing firmly lodged in Asian Butthole, possibly lubricated with dogdrugs. If they still spin then, you may have a deal... also, possible name for bearing company, Life Gnar Button Bearings.
Thats something I could get behind.

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Re: World class machined skate ball bearings
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2017, 03:14:59 AM »
You don't need any objective data to sell a product in skateboarding.
Just a team of respected skaters that say: this is the best product they ever rode.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2017, 07:58:38 AM by Turtle Boy »

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Re: World class machined skate ball bearings
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2017, 07:51:09 AM »
Why any bearings that aren't reds even bother is beyond me.

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Re: World class machined skate ball bearings
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2017, 08:08:12 AM »
These are machined, huh? That will really set them apart from all the other hand-molded ones now on the market.

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Re: World class machined skate ball bearings
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2017, 08:53:55 AM »
true, i like my bearings to be hand crafted by leathery ancient artisans who can assess micrometer tolerances merely with a glance

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Re: World class machined skate ball bearings
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2017, 10:03:26 AM »
To market correctly here on Slap, you will need to supply pics of said bearing firmly lodged in Asian Butthole, possibly lubricated with dogdrugs. If they still spin then, you may have a deal... also, possible name for bearing company, Life Gnar Button Bearings.
Thats something I could get behind.
That's a t shirt I'd pay for.

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Re: World class machined skate ball bearings
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2017, 11:48:31 AM »
These are machined, huh? That will really set them apart from all the other hand-molded ones now on the market.
;D ;D ;D

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Re: World class machined skate ball bearings
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2017, 12:09:15 PM »
Are you sponsoring?

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Re: World class machined skate ball bearings
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2017, 02:30:25 PM »
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To market correctly here on Slap, you will need to supply pics of said bearing firmly lodged in Asian Butthole, possibly lubricated with dogdrugs. If they still spin then, you may have a deal... also, possible name for bearing company, Life Gnar Button Bearings.
Thats something I could get behind.
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That's a t shirt I'd pay for.
I think we could streamline it to just Butthole Bearings with the abec 3's having a brown shield. The abec 5's are called "Bleached" and come with white shields. The top of the line ceramics are called "Asian" and have shields with little ying yangs on them.

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Re: World class machined skate ball bearings
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2017, 02:41:21 PM »
Pfffft. I heard the ball-to-ball diameter statistical variation is ≤ 0.01mm for your bearings. That's what everyone is saying.

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Re: World class machined skate ball bearings
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2017, 04:08:32 PM »
You don't need any objective data to sell a product in skateboarding.
Just a team of respected skaters that say: this is the best product they ever rode.

You shouldn't have a good product if you wanna do well. Selling a deck a month is much better than a 4 a year.

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Re: World class machined skate ball bearings
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2017, 10:21:03 AM »
Sounds like a regional class bearing at best! >:(

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Re: World class machined skate ball bearings
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2017, 10:59:31 AM »
The fidget spinner industry is booming, OP. You should focus your account and you efforts on that market.