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sebastian toombs

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« Reply #990 on: November 18, 2008, 05:45:41 PM »
that street lamp is pretty, uh...   vaginal

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« Reply #991 on: November 18, 2008, 05:48:02 PM »
brandon your stuff is legggggggggit.

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« Reply #992 on: December 08, 2008, 07:19:13 PM »


i gotta analyze this for my art final......

i know some of you nerds majored in art, hook it up



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« Reply #993 on: December 08, 2008, 07:21:14 PM »
it's boring and it sucks

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« Reply #994 on: December 08, 2008, 08:13:08 PM »
that lusty lady in the foreground is obviously flaunting the goods to the coupled gentleman in the background, while simultaneously stealing fruit. This is a classic depiction of post-modern decadance within American society. The lady at the podium represents the knowing apathy of the matter, and the man's wife represents the ignorance we bask in.

The "v" shaped caused by the couple's arms is also synonomous with "woman", being the simbol of openness to all around, or in this case a huge pussy, cause the dude most likely ain't gonna tap that shit even though the bitch is clearly beggin for it.
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« Reply #995 on: December 08, 2008, 08:56:45 PM »
yo gurls bak den look chubbeyer. were all da fit x-tina boombas at
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« Reply #996 on: December 08, 2008, 10:01:24 PM »

i gotta analyze this for my art final......




breasts and phalluses...    plus bourgeois alienation

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Re: the ART thread.
« Reply #997 on: December 08, 2008, 10:46:17 PM »

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« Reply #998 on: December 09, 2008, 12:37:00 AM »

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http://allfunnytimes.blogspot.com/2008/08/amazing-gutter-art.html

good shit
whoa, those are crazy, wish i saw stuff like that round here..

and brandon that drawing looks dope.
amazing !!!

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« Reply #999 on: December 09, 2008, 05:11:56 AM »
ya know, i'm not so sure about art i mean 90% of it is alright, nothing special
i suppose most of it is just fine, i guess that's why they call it "fine art" lol
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« Reply #1000 on: December 09, 2008, 11:58:09 AM »


Sometimes I get complimented on my work, apparently some chick was gonna kill herself and stumbled upon some of my at an decided that it was better to staple this pic onto her chest and walk around topless. I tell you, Elementary was a weird time.

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« Reply #1001 on: December 20, 2008, 07:51:56 AM »
got a couple things to post, it's been a while


i've been doing some collage stuff









which eventually led me to this

cut-throughs of i-D magazine, with some more eyes pasted on top


cover detail


one really nice thing is that you can still flip through the pages, it's pretty eerie




here's a more recent one


cover detail


inside detail

i should be making one more, and some more other stuff this year... just realised it'll probably be the last art i'm making in a while, before i go to uni

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« Reply #1002 on: December 20, 2008, 08:28:58 AM »
Fucking hipsters

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« Reply #1003 on: December 20, 2008, 08:50:51 AM »
 :-*

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« Reply #1004 on: December 20, 2008, 09:50:20 AM »


i gotta analyze this for my art final......

i know some of you nerds majored in art, hook it up




thats pretty cool, looks like you have been inspired by edward hopper ?

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« Reply #1005 on: December 20, 2008, 11:42:21 AM »


i gotta analyze this for my art final......

i know some of you nerds majored in art, hook it up




thats pretty cool, looks like you have been inspired by edward hopper ?

he didn't paint it.

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« Reply #1006 on: December 20, 2008, 11:59:12 AM »
loophole, the way you cut up those women and made the many vagina-shaped cuts into human eyes is really interesting...    in a freudian sense, of course.

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« Reply #1007 on: December 20, 2008, 07:06:36 PM »
Fucking hipsters
You must read skatemagazines, watch skate videos, wear clothing with logos etc which has all been produced by an artist in some shape or form. Use your head mate ! No beef !
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« Reply #1008 on: December 21, 2008, 02:16:50 AM »
Fucking hipsters
You must read skatemagazines, watch skate videos, wear clothing with logos etc which has all been produced by an artist in some shape or form. Use your head mate ! No beef !
No please beef with him, he's a fucking idiot.

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« Reply #1009 on: December 21, 2008, 04:46:48 AM »
Fucking hipsters
You must read skatemagazines, watch skate videos, wear clothing with logos etc which has all been produced by an artist in some shape or form. Use your head mate ! No beef !
No please beef with him, he's a fucking idiot.

haha oh really havent been here long, but have now noticed some pretty gay things. ok lakai! we got hella beef !!!

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« Reply #1010 on: January 19, 2009, 09:46:56 PM »
heres another stupid drawing for all you stupid lords

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« Reply #1011 on: January 20, 2009, 12:39:53 PM »
It was seriously like seeing Jesus on a skateboard.

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« Reply #1012 on: February 05, 2009, 11:01:36 PM »

this isn't really in the fashion of what's been posted so far, but it's my final final final art piece for school here. it's kind of a thesis. i wrote a whole five pages about what it means, but its all pretty boring. the title of it is "singapore, or: how i stopped worrying and learned to love the monolith". the piece and title cover what i love and hate of the country, as well as giving insight to myself.
i'll probably get a good grade for it, but you and i both know its all pretty much some b/s

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« Reply #1013 on: February 06, 2009, 03:34:30 AM »

this isn't really in the fashion of what's been posted so far, but it's my final final final art piece for school here. it's kind of a thesis. i wrote a whole five pages about what it means, but its all pretty boring. the title of it is "singapore, or: how i stopped worrying and learned to love the monolith". the piece and title cover what i love and hate of the country, as well as giving insight to myself.
i'll probably get a good grade for it, but you and i both know its all pretty much some b/s

I always feel awkward asking an artist this, but how did you make that??
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« Reply #1014 on: February 06, 2009, 08:46:06 AM »

this isn't really in the fashion of what's been posted so far, but it's my final final final art piece for school here. it's kind of a thesis. i wrote a whole five pages about what it means, but its all pretty boring. the title of it is "singapore, or: how i stopped worrying and learned to love the monolith". the piece and title cover what i love and hate of the country, as well as giving insight to myself.
i'll probably get a good grade for it, but you and i both know its all pretty much some b/s

I always feel awkward asking an artist this, but how did you make that??
i took some photos of these (amazing) marble ledges (sadly, knobbed, except for these short ends) and photoshopped them to make this (changing the shape, tone and lighting and stuff). i originally wanted to make a rotating cube, but i have no idea how in the hell to do that crap.

here's an original to show you what it came from
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« Reply #1015 on: February 10, 2009, 07:18:54 PM »
some recent things

i drew this today at work lol


this was a collaboration with some friends

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« Reply #1016 on: February 10, 2009, 11:56:48 PM »


ahahaha damn my friends and I thought those faces were the fucking shit when we went to that spot

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« Reply #1017 on: February 11, 2009, 09:38:30 AM »

this was a collaboration with some friends

i would love to see the face of some susan, who's a friend of jesus christo, when she takes a gander over at that nice drawing
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« Reply #1018 on: February 16, 2009, 10:00:04 AM »
this thread's dying, c'mon dudes.


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« Reply #1019 on: February 16, 2009, 10:47:17 AM »

got this in the mail the other day
It was seriously like seeing Jesus on a skateboard.