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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2017, 06:50:47 AM »

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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2017, 07:03:43 AM »


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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2017, 07:05:23 AM »
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Wow! Everything going on in this is hilarious

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2017, 07:26:35 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2017, 07:27:51 AM »
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should have gif'd the god awful 3 shuv right before this

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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2017, 07:31:00 AM »
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Wow! Everything going on in this is hilarious
Do you think his parents let him ride the Metro all by himself?

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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2017, 07:51:08 AM »
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Do you think his parents let him ride the Metro all by himself?
Not even once. Door to plaza back to door in the people mover.

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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2017, 08:10:40 AM »
It's a shame for as how great skating is that the lame side of it is so drastically dorky.


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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2017, 08:13:08 AM »
It's like these guys took Chomp On This as a serious video and want to skate like Ryan Gee and Atiba

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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2017, 08:15:33 AM »
The only dude that I feel bad for is John Hill. He's super talented and deserves better. He could maybe get on some other youtube friendly board company like Fortune. I also wish he could get back on Lakai (flow/am). Last night I was thinking how much he could push Lakai sales.. dude has like 450k subs so it would be a win win for both.
It's like the only one I can enjoy the videos and the whole vlog thing.
video tape yourself saving monks. dont just do it. make sure its caught on film.

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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2017, 08:18:09 AM »
The only dude that I feel bad for is John Hill. He's super talented and deserves better. He could maybe get on some other youtube friendly board company like Fortune. I also wish he could get back on Lakai (flow/am). Last night I was thinking how much he could push Lakai sales.. dude has like 450k subs so it would be a win win for both.
It's like the only one I can enjoy the videos and the whole vlog thing.

I don't feel bad for John Hill for two reasons.

1. his face

2. how he acts.


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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2017, 08:22:05 AM »
3. his teeth, white as plastic fuck

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« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2017, 08:29:08 AM »
3. his teeth, white as plastic fuck

His mouth in general is the most punchable mouth outside of Joey Brezinksi.

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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2017, 09:14:13 AM »
imagine watching this without any type of drugs or alcohol

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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2017, 09:20:49 AM »
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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2017, 09:35:03 AM »
I just spent the past 4 hours introducing myself to the world of YouTube professionals, and it feels like I'm watching the group of kids who are in religion class/ Sunday school that think they're bad ass because they smoked a cigarette at an upstate religious retreat. They won't tell you that they asked for god's forgiveness for their smoke break during confessionals though, because they have an image to uphold....


I'm not down for pretentious cool guy shit or anything, but I'm sure it's not hard to be the coolest guy in the room when the only two hot spots in your town are mega churches and Wal Mart. I kinda feel like Andy Schrock has the demeanor of an acne ridden pre teen doofus, which is crazy because that man has a wife and child.

This has to be some sort of experiment that shows just how cringey the isolation of Nowhere USA can be, and it's a living testament to how detrimental it can be to the development of one's personality. I'm sure the feeling would be reciprocated if they analyzed me from afar though, like I'm sure Josh Katz would look at me and think I'm a scumbag dirt bomb who will be denied entrance to the kingdom of white Jesus at death.

What I really wanna know is how big their actual marketshare is compared to something like Crailtap or Thrasher. We always hear about how things are fluctuating in Schrock's favor, but I'd love it if he came here and opened up about just how far his reach spans now. I really had no idea how big this YouTube skateboard demographic was until two hours ago, and I still haven't fully digested its magnitude...
At least when you're a washed-out hipster douchebag in NY, you can milk it at some decent looking, hard to skate spots. In LA you're just a tan-lined faggot in a school yard somewhere.

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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2017, 09:49:03 AM »
andy nerdschrok is the largest kook on the market.

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« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2017, 09:54:30 AM »
imagine watching this without any type of drugs or alcohol

I'm going to do it! Just because I need something to make myself feel better about my life choices.

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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2017, 10:10:20 AM »
Lost my shit at this point
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I bet as dorky as all these guys are, they watch the most fucked up porn. Like two fat orange dicks simultaneously cumming inside a cantaloupe while some lady drains her silicone leakage in the background.

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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2017, 10:33:27 AM »
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3. his teeth, white as plastic fuck
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I don't know man this guy looks like his mouth could get some

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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2017, 10:53:18 AM »
#PunchableFaces



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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2017, 11:00:01 AM »
The only dude that I feel bad for is John Hill. He's super talented and deserves better. He could maybe get on some other youtube friendly board company like Fortune. I also wish he could get back on Lakai (flow/am). Last night I was thinking how much he could push Lakai sales.. dude has like 450k subs so it would be a win win for both.
It's like the only one I can enjoy the videos and the whole vlog thing.

I'm grinding my teeth as I'm going to say this...
But that dude IS supergood... lightyears ahead of all the other revive dudes.

Which isn't much of a surprise is it?

But I just can't stand the way he acts... I wish he would just shut up and skate.
And I have NOTHING against gay people, but the gayest dude at my work doesn't even act half as feminine as John does...
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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2017, 11:32:09 AM »
good thread title bout to peep

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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2017, 11:34:52 AM »
wait ur expecting me to READ about this? lmao good luck with ur site

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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2017, 12:02:49 PM »
imagine watching this without any type of drugs or alcohol
I just went all in and did exactly that. No regerts, it was every bit as terrible as you'd hope it would be with literally no redeeming qualities. Watching drunk would be no better, watching stoned might be ok if you're with friends but watching whilst tripping balls would be my suggestion. I haven't done hallucinogens in about a decade but should the latest Remive video surface I'll seriously consider this.

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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2017, 12:44:34 PM »
Respect soda!

I did t make it through the first minute...

Also admitting you're skating for revive has be the equivalent of of losing your virginity to the bucktooth, anorexic ginger girl in your class.
Your friends will be kinda of happy for you, but you know... You got laid, which is nice, but you can't/won't/shouldn't brag about it anywhere.

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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2017, 01:33:51 PM »
Just dove head first into this whole world of YouTube skateboarding. Don't get me wrong, it completely sucks. One of the worst things about it is all the other companies started by people skating on YouTube. From what I saw there's #teamnosleep, cake muscle(why?), Candi co., amgrip. Apparently there was such a demand for shitty skateboarding revive started 3 block skateboards. Not as shitty a name as cake muscle but awful nonetheless.
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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2017, 01:53:18 PM »
imagine watching this without any type of drugs or alcohol
I'm on mushroom right now and I'm still bored like wtf this shit fucking sucks like on some fucking something shit, 3 minites I'm done

these youtube Midwest randos is fucking taking the industry by storm, this shit is wild

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Re: jenkem:stoned review of a revive full length video
« Reply #29 on: July 29, 2017, 01:56:37 PM »
kids should give their money to me