Update on Cory Kennedy case?

[coyote2425]

Jimmy Fallon sucks because he's like 50 and likes to pretend he's a teenager. He's a boring spineless dork with the most bland vanilla humor since the 1950's. Basically, he comes across as fake as fuck.

You have a lot of strong feeling about this.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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Jimmy Fallon sucks because he's like 50 and likes to pretend he's a teenager. He's a boring spineless dork with the most bland vanilla humor since the 1950's. Basically, he comes across as fake as fuck.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA, you're gonna say that about someone in a SKATEBOARD FORUM?!?! The majority of people in this forum are people pretending to be teenagers, playing on a wooden toy.  You included, Gip (and me too, I have no delusions)

Yeah, but at least I don't pretend to be a teenager. I've never said my age once, and nobody thinks I'm a teen, most think I'm even older than I actually am.

The reaction to Ali Boulala causing an accident that killed Shane Cross was really difference to this wasn't it? I'm legitimately asking, it seemed like people were a lot more angry at Boulala. Why would that be?

Its entirely possible that people saw the Boulala epicly and realized that the perpetrator has to go through a lot- guilt, their own issues, etc. I wouldn't be surprised if Boulala got more sympathy if it happened today.

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Jimmy Fallon sucks because he's like 50 and likes to pretend he's a teenager. He's a boring spineless dork with the most bland vanilla humor since the 1950's. Basically, he comes across as fake as fuck.

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You have a lot of strong feeling about this.

YER GODDAMNED RIGHT I DO.

[Joclo]

He's rumored to have slept with over 2500 college coeds during his run on SNL, so he probably has shitloads of illegitimates. That always pisses me off. Lots of fatherless children.

[shit_for_brains]

He's rumored to have slept with over 2500 college coeds during his run on SNL, so he probably has shitloads of illegitimates. That always pisses me off. Lots of fatherless children.

He was on SNL from 1998 until 2004. Let's say for the sake of this that he was there for exactly 6 years. That's 2190 days. If he banged out exclusively college coeds, which he could've, he would've had to double up a lot, which he also could've. But he didn't. Also throwing your dick around doesn't mean a kid is going to walk out of the end of it.

[thomas kook]

you're gonna talk about BANGING OUT COEDS on a SKATEBOARD FORUM ?!

[Joclo]

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He's rumored to have slept with over 2500 college coeds during his run on SNL, so he probably has shitloads of illegitimates. That always pisses me off. Lots of fatherless children.

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He was on SNL from 1998 until 2004. Let's say for the sake of this that he was there for exactly 6 years. That's 2190 days. If he banged out exclusively college coeds, which he could've, he would've had to double up a lot, which he also could've. But he didn't. Also throwing your dick around doesn't mean a kid is going to walk out of the end of it.

True. He also would have been doing this while he was dating Tina Fey, so its unlikely. Anyway, I wouldn't be here if my ghosty father hadn't been throwing around D to coeds, so I'm glad I was the exception that was able to walk out the end of it. 

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successful people don't watch those shows

[Maggie]

jimmy fallon fucked me

[Jonny Utah]

jimmy fallon fucked me

and how is this related to skateboarding......

[JusticeAbberdash]

jimmy fallon fucked me too..

[Greg]

if he doesn't get the ali boulala treatment at the very least I'm going to be upset.
its either that or they do what they did to chase webb, sit away and then creep back up from the shadows and drop fucking hammers

[Pigeon]

...or they do what they did to chase webb...

What did he do?

[Jerkstore]

He's rumored to have slept with over 2500 college coeds during his run on SNL, so he probably has shitloads of illegitimates. That always pisses me off. Lots of fatherless children.

nah no he didn't, dorky guys like jimmy fallon don't get numbers like that

maybe seinfeld could have but not jimmy fallon

[Jonny Utah]

Still trying to figure out what this has to do with the skateboarding...

[shit_for_brains]

Still trying to figure out what this has to do with the skateboarding...

Banging out coeds is more skate related than bellyaching is.

[Pigeon]

I've never heard, "Coed," being used like that except in porn...only heard it used to describe fraternities with both men and women, in real life.

Also, there's no way Jimmy Fallon fucked that many women, in his entire life. He probably started that rumor to make himself feel better.

[coyote2425]

I've never heard, "Coed," being used like that except in porn...only heard it used to describe fraternities with both men and women, in real life.

Also, there's no way Jimmy Fallon fucked that many women, in his entire life. He probably started that rumor to make himself feel better.

The important detail you guys are missing here is that Fallon is a secret alcoholic. Therefore, he was probably wasted, seeing double and assuming he was banging out two girls at the same time.

And also probably wondering how he keeps ending up having two dicks.

[JB]

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Still trying to figure out what this has to do with the skateboarding...

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Banging out coeds is more skate related than bellyaching is.

you'd never get that impression from a site like slap. i know i never have.

[Jeb Kush]

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...or they do what they did to chase webb...

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What did he do?

Curious about this one too...

[Jonny Utah]

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Still trying to figure out what this has to do with the skateboarding...

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Banging out coeds is more skate related than bellyaching is.

hahaha can't deny that

[JB]

sorry for backtracking, but this is classic

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You have a lot of strong feeling about this.

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YER GODDAMNED RIGHT I DO.

[doomstation55]

Do you think Fallon ever stole any dick sucks from Jedi in that timeframe?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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Still trying to figure out what this has to do with the skateboarding...

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I WISH Banging out coeds is was more skate related than bellyaching is.

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[Joclo]

Fallons a comedian and they all get loads. Louis CK once boasted about fucking every mom in his daughters 2nd grade class. Face it Fallon fucks.

[Casey Jones]

change thread title to "Jimmy Fallon"

[oldgoodburger]

jimmy fallon went to the same college as my dad but not at the same time

[BacksideWallride]

You fucking kooks are arguing about a wannabe comedian in a thread about the death of a good man

[micky682]

You fucking kooks are arguing about a wannabe comedian in a thread about the death of a good man

[Pigeon]

You fucking kooks are arguing about a wannabe comedian in a thread about the death of a good man

Did Jimmy Fallon fuck your wife?

[CHONGO]

change thread title to "Jimmy Fallon"