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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #120 on: September 13, 2017, 08:19:42 AM »
What's are the length/girth measurements of everyone's penises?

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #121 on: September 13, 2017, 09:51:25 AM »
This supposed industry insider isn't answering very many questions?

Why hasn't Cons signed a female skater to their roster like ever other big shoe brand getting ready for the Olympics?

Where's Dyrdek been? (other than getting ready for the Olympics)

I need a coffee

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #122 on: September 13, 2017, 10:54:01 AM »
How do companies find clothing and board manufacturers?
If I were to try and create a company and make boards through bbs, generator, or ps,
how do I go about contacting the manufacturers? Who would I contact to make clothes?
It may seem unrealistic to start a brand or company in skateboarding and expect to
Do well with all these brands popping up. I just want to know out of curiosity.


this ones easy and a big reason the skate market sucks: everyone just uses what everyone else uses. finding factories is kind of hard you gotta go overseas and meet people and inspect etc to find your own.  other option is there's sort of show rooms here basically just middle men that have their own set of factories that you go thru.

if you have $10k you can start a company no problemo but likely wont be able to sell it.

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #123 on: September 13, 2017, 10:58:35 AM »
Who are the biggest drunks / junkies in skateboarding right now, OP?

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #124 on: September 13, 2017, 11:18:30 AM »
Is true that the big shoe corps are putting money on small board brands like Polar, Magenta, 917... To win visibility and destroy the core brands?

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #125 on: September 13, 2017, 11:50:14 AM »
How do companies find clothing and board manufacturers?
If I were to try and create a company and make boards through bbs, generator, or ps,
how do I go about contacting the manufacturers? Who would I contact to make clothes?
It may seem unrealistic to start a brand or company in skateboarding and expect to
Do well with all these brands popping up. I just want to know out of curiosity.


this ones easy and a big reason the skate market sucks: everyone just uses what everyone else uses. finding factories is kind of hard you gotta go overseas and meet people and inspect etc to find your own.  other option is there's sort of show rooms here basically just middle men that have their own set of factories that you go thru.

if you have $10k you can start a company no problemo but likely wont be able to sell it.

Hell yeah, I appreciate the feedback.
Yeah it seems super tough to start one now in this market.

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #126 on: September 13, 2017, 12:11:45 PM »
How many times has Gipper donned the black to go hang out with his Alt Left Antifa suburb white friends?   Is Gipper going to tell me how to feel about my own race?
Nobody is telling you how to feel about anybody, though apparently you make racial assumptions and like to repeat Donald Trump's bullshit without thinking about it. Alt-Left is a Trump invention. Be smarter than a Trump moron, most of the country are.

looolll such a classic Gipper answer to a joke question, I love it.  Anytime you get called/insinuated to be a moron/idiot by Gip it was a good day.  Nice to have you back posting.   
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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #127 on: September 13, 2017, 12:56:57 PM »
How many times has Gipper donned the black to go hang out with his Alt Left Antifa suburb white friends?   Is Gipper going to tell me how to feel about my own race?
Nobody is telling you how to feel about anybody, though apparently you make racial assumptions and like to repeat Donald Trump's bullshit without thinking about it. Alt-Left is a Trump invention. Be smarter than a Trump moron, most of the country are.

looolll such a classic Gipper answer to a joke question, I love it.  Anytime you get called/insinuated to be a moron/idiot by Gip it was a good day.  Nice to have you back posting.   

This is how I imagine The Gipper:

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #128 on: September 13, 2017, 01:26:25 PM »
Will I ever find true love?   :(

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #129 on: September 13, 2017, 01:48:20 PM »
Is true that the big shoe corps are putting money on small board brands like Polar, Magenta, 917... To win visibility and destroy the core brands?
wasn't true w/ Skate Mental isn't true for new small brands. they don't put any money into any of this but do pay riders, fund trips, finance filming n stuff so brands don't need budget for much besides production.

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #130 on: September 13, 2017, 03:54:09 PM »
Well if your a industry insider, whats inside of the industry then?

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #131 on: September 13, 2017, 04:31:44 PM »
What's are the length/girth measurements of everyone's penises?

Girth: (--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------)

Length: <-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

Legend: Each unit (-) equals ten metric feet.

Lol what the frig is a metric foot?

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #132 on: September 13, 2017, 06:27:47 PM »
What's are the length/girth measurements of everyone's penises?

Girth: (--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------)

Length: <-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

Legend: Each unit (-) equals ten metric feet.

Lol what the frig is a metric foot?

It's a standard of measurement intended for measuring extreme manhood. If a Berra is a unit of measurement that measures the saturation point of a tampon, then the Metric Foot measures a dick so large it defies both reason and comprehension.

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #133 on: September 13, 2017, 06:57:22 PM »
Will I ever find true love?   :(
true love will find you in the end :)
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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #134 on: September 13, 2017, 07:41:46 PM »
Will I ever find true love?   :(
true love will find you in the end :)

only after you go through the love wheel?

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #135 on: September 13, 2017, 07:48:39 PM »
What's are the length/girth measurements of everyone's penises?

Girth: (--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------)

Length: <-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

Legend: Each unit (-) equals ten metric feet.

Lol what the frig is a metric foot?

It's a standard of measurement intended for measuring extreme manhood. If a Berra is a unit of measurement that measures the saturation point of a tampon, then the Metric Foot measures a dick so large it defies both reason and comprehension.
Thanks for breaking that down into words us Slapiens can understand.  +1

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #136 on: September 13, 2017, 11:22:29 PM »
Is it true that every time someone writes "off" the industry gets a notification?

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #137 on: September 14, 2017, 12:26:41 AM »
Will I ever find true love?   :(
If you didn't the day you started skateboarding, you're screwed !!
Will we realize at any point, that we're just a bunch of loosers?

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #138 on: September 14, 2017, 11:28:46 AM »

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #139 on: September 14, 2017, 11:40:57 AM »
Is it true that every time someone writes "off" the industry gets a notification?

No. This shit started in 06 as an inside joke when someone claimed Gino was 'of choclate.'

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #140 on: September 14, 2017, 12:01:16 PM »
Is it true that every time someone writes "off" the industry gets a notification?

No. This shit started in 06 as an inside joke when someone claimed Gino was 'of choclate.'
I have no idea what you are talking about. When someone is of a company, they are of, and it can be a real hardship. I don't see what's funny about that. These people have families to feed.

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« Reply #141 on: September 14, 2017, 12:18:58 PM »
I have no idea what you are talking about. When someone is of a company, they are of, and it can be a real hardship. I don't see what's funny about that. These people have families to feed.

Easy now. Don't go flying of the handle.

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #142 on: September 14, 2017, 01:51:32 PM »
OP doesnt deliver.

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« Reply #143 on: September 14, 2017, 02:34:54 PM »
p-shuvs and v-flips

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« Reply #144 on: September 14, 2017, 05:49:24 PM »
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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #145 on: September 14, 2017, 06:17:30 PM »
Is it true that every time someone writes "off" the industry gets a notification?

No. This shit started in 06 as an inside joke when someone claimed Gino was 'of choclate.'
I have no idea what you are talking about. When someone is of a company, they are of, and it can be a real hardship. I don't see what's funny about that. These people have families to feed.

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #146 on: September 14, 2017, 06:23:58 PM »
Does it make you nostalgic?
Nah, it just really makes me miss certain times. Dgkalis

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #147 on: September 15, 2017, 11:32:32 AM »
What happened to the replies, loads of questions still to be answered.

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #148 on: September 15, 2017, 11:35:15 AM »
i am a industry outsider and will answer the hard hitting softball questions

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Re: I am the ultimate industry insider, AMA
« Reply #149 on: September 15, 2017, 11:36:22 AM »
What happened to the replies, loads of questions still to be answered.
He forgot his keys and accidentally locked himself out of the industry.