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massage spot happy ending with extra
« on: September 11, 2017, 04:56:57 PM »
Everybody by now has heard of massage spots and happy endings

 around last Wednesday I went out to grab something to go eat I ended up at a panda express and as I was eating I looked up and saw there was a new massage spot that just open super randomly

 as I was eating I was thinking about it would be so dope to just walk up in there and just get a massage and go thug life right befor the massage started to just take off all my clothes and just be naked and see what would happen if they massage me or not ..

 ? after I was done eating I just said fuc it I'm going what's the worst that can happen so I went in

 I dont really know what type of spot it is - Japanese ? Thi - Asian ??? But I walked in a woman greater perked up and said hello in broken English and I went forth and paid $40 for one of there plans for a one hour back massage

 she took me to the room and there was another woman waiting in the room
 and right befor I was about to go thug life and get naked the other woman asked if I could take shower in broken English
It took me a couple of trys to get what she was saying it was so broken __-- Shaw ara ? ? shaw war

 caan Yu take AAA shaw ar first ,? I finally got what she was saying and o.. o can I take a shower ,,O ,, Ok yeah thinking in my head dude this is hella random but perfect

 we went into a backroom and there was a shower a small one person shower

 she pointed to it and right befor she was about to leave and I was like how do u turn this on and she turned back around and was setting it up and I was just wearing a tee shirt and shorts its been dumb hot so it took me like 5 seconds to get naked and by the time she turned around I was just casually naked and she looked at it .. yeee and I i stepped into the shower and she even hung up my shorts and tee shirt on a hook on the door and came back with a white towel and hung it on the door and I got done with the shower then I went back to the room where she was waiting and as she stood up and I just removed my towel and I was just thug life naked and she told me to lay down on the massage table and she began giving me a massage for a whole fucking hour she was hella good too I even got a hot towel at the end or what I thought was the end .

after the hot towel she told me to turn over and she grabbed a towel and put it over my balls but left my Dick open over the towel ? perfectly folded right over my ball leaving my Dick right above the towel and then she asked and pointed to my Dick do u want this massaged in broken English

 it kind of took me by surprise how random and dope and in the open it went down I said yes and she said 50 extra I gave her a $50 and she just started going to town on it and as she was going to town on it I just said fuc it in my head and with my hand just started touching her and I got under her shirt and she un did her bra and lifted up her shirt and I started playing with her nipples and then she just started leaning more and more and then I just got turned on and got up ? and she started jacking me off standing up and then I stared kissing her neck and she just got re into that she put her other arm around me and it fucking just started going hella crazy and I was looking at Her eyes and shit and she's looking at me and shit and I'm touching her and she's going at it jacking me off I'm thinking w t f in my head

 and then she cupped her hand and I came in it she cupped it perfectly caught the shit like and pro ? I just was looking at her and shit and she was looking at me

 and then I was kept kissing her neck and she was holding me still this went on for about 4 or five min.. after I came

 ? she even stayed there with me when I got dress and hugged me and put her arm around me and as I was walking out with her and she walked me to the door and was just looking at me with a smile as I walked out the door i was tripping the whole way back home like w t f

 we all hear of happy endings but I don't think everybody gets to straight up
this type style everyday

Ether way shit was fun and hella random

« Last Edit: September 12, 2017, 11:58:59 AM by stan »

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Re: massage spot happy ending wkth extra
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2017, 05:14:37 PM »
Good job, stan.

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Re: massage spot happy ending wkth extra
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2017, 05:27:11 PM »
U probably got the hand herpes now

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Re: massage spot happy ending wkth extra
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2017, 05:40:37 PM »
Life fucking hammers. You've inspired me. I have to do this.

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Re: massage spot happy ending with extra
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2017, 11:45:47 PM »
I'm married and not the trifling type so it ain't happening but that was quite a sales pitch. Regular massages are $90 or more an hour so still quite a deal. They're probably pissed if you turn the $50 special down. $40 for 55 min of work and $50 for 5. Not to bring the vibes down but what are the chances that she's a human trafficking victim you think?

Anyway, trend watch 2017. After skate massage and handjob.

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Re: massage spot happy ending with extra
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2017, 12:15:04 AM »
I'm married and not the trifling type so it ain't happening but that was quite a sales pitch. Regular massages are $90 or more an hour so still quite a deal. They're probably pissed if you turn the $50 special down. $40 for 55 min of work and $50 for 5. Not to bring the vibes down but what are the chances that she's a human trafficking victim you think?

Anyway, trend watch 2017. After skate massage and handjob.

The chances are high

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Re: massage spot happy ending wkth extra
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2017, 01:56:25 AM »
Life fucking hammers. You've inspired me. I have to do this.

indeed!

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Re: massage spot happy ending with extra
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2017, 02:29:18 AM »
I'm reading this at work and got kind of hard. If you could spell and build sentences, you could do this for a living.

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Re: massage spot happy ending with extra
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2017, 04:15:59 AM »


-Woah! that was like a porno... LITERALLY!

-There use to be a massage parlor a mile or 2 away from me that ended up getting busted for happy endings. Never went, but than again, I never knew. How do those things even work? Do you just go and hope for the "extra-special treatment", or is there underground info u have to be privy to?   

-Not exactly the same, but kinda funny:

a few months ago I developed a lump in my groin area that swelled and became really painful over the course of 2-4days, so I went to the doc. I was alittle embarrassed cause it meant Id have to drop trou for the doc, so I went and I was able to get it looked at and diagnosed with minimal exposure. It ended up being an abcess caused by a skin infection (caused by a cut somehow). They took me to the operating room to get it drained, and when I layed there I was warned that I might wanna take off the boxers, cause it was gonna be wet and messy.  For some reason I felt alotta unease about having to do it, so I just closed my eyes, slid em down and let the ball roll. I took like 5 or 6 numbing shots that hurt like hell, drained it, bandaged it up an got sent home. I got orders to come back 5 days later for a follow up, and around this time my balls were feeling sore all the time, like I got kicked below the belt. I was worried, so I knew that I had to ask to get my balls fondled just to make sure I was safe. I went online to read what a testes checkup would be like, and all I came up on were horror stories: "as soon as she touched my balls, I accidentally splooged!... she smiled and cleaned it up", "I was feeling really sensative to the touch, then I came all over his gloves... it was embarrassing!" So, I got in my head a bit about this happening. Being on a combination of strong meds for the abcess was additionally making me paranoid and anxiety driven, so I was convinced this was gonna happen to me. The day of reckoning came and I sat there in the lobby awaiting my fate. went in and got the incision/abcess examined -- it all looked good and the doc was heading out, until I had to remind her to look at my testes... "ohhh yeeaaaah!", she unconvincingly stated... like she forgot (the appt specifically included a teste checkup). She was a sweet middle aged latin woman, warm doctors smile, tight uniform, snowy pale skin w/no makeup... I was ready to face the music and let my sexual tension unravel all over those latex free gloves of hers. She was on a chair, fixing on another pair of gloves with her back turned to me, and told me to stand and drop my undies. This was it. Her hands slowly inched toward my balls (slow in my mind anyways) and she started feeling up the spermadic cords, while I stood over her. It was dead quiet. Carefully kneading through my sac, then gently hovering her fingers around my gooch, alternating beween hard and soft pressing to feel for lumps. I could feel the warmth of her hands through those semithick gloves. my breath stopped... it was over. nothing happened. Everything was okay. She was cordial and professional about it. Told me that teste pain can be congruent with groin injuries/trauma. She led me out, and I left feeling relieved, yet a part of me was bummed and wished it would have happened.  That was it.

damn, sorry for the long post.   

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Re: massage spot happy ending with extra
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2017, 07:53:40 AM »


-Woah! that was like a porno... LITERALLY!

-There use to be a massage parlor a mile or 2 away from me that ended up getting busted for happy endings. Never went, but than again, I never knew. How do those things even work? Do you just go and hope for the "extra-special treatment", or is there underground info u have to be privy to??  ? 

-Not exactly the same, but kinda funny:

a few months ago I developed a lump in my groin area that swelled and became really painful over the course of 2-4days, so I went to the doc. I was alittle embarrassed cause it meant Id have to drop trou for the doc, so I went and I was able to get it looked at and diagnosed with minimal exposure. It ended up being an abcess caused by a skin infection (caused by a cut somehow). They took me to the operating room to get it drained, and when I layed there I was warned that I might wanna take off the boxers, cause it was gonna be wet and messy.?  For some reason I felt alotta unease about having to do it, so I just closed my eyes, slid em down and let the ball roll. I took like 5 or 6 numbing shots that hurt like hell, drained it, bandaged it up an got sent home. I got orders to come back 5 days later for a follow up, and around this time my balls were feeling sore all the time, like I got kicked below the belt. I was worried, so I knew that I had to ask to get my balls fondled just to make sure I was safe. I went online to read what a testes checkup would be like, and all I came up on were horror stories: "as soon as she touched my balls, I accidentally splooged!... she smiled and cleaned it up", "I was feeling really sensative to the touch, then I came all over his gloves... it was embarrassing!" So, I got in my head a bit about this happening. Being on a combination of strong meds for the abcess was additionally making me paranoid and anxiety driven, so I was convinced this was gonna happen to me. The day of reckoning came and I sat there in the lobby awaiting my fate. went in and got the incision/abcess examined -- it all looked good and the doc was heading out, until I had to remind her to look at my testes... "ohhh yeeaaaah!", she unconvincingly stated... like she forgot (the appt specifically included a teste checkup). She was a sweet middle aged latin woman, warm doctors smile, tight uniform, snowy pale skin w/no makeup... I was ready to face the music and let my sexual tension unravel all over those latex free gloves of hers. She was on a chair, fixing on another pair of gloves with her back turned to me, and told me to stand and drop my undies. This was it. Her hands slowly inched toward my balls (slow in my mind anyways) and she started feeling up the spermadic cords, while I stood over her. It was dead quiet. Carefully kneading through my sac, then gently hovering her fingers around my gooch, alternating beween hard and soft pressing to feel for lumps. I could feel the warmth of her hands through those semithick gloves. my breath stopped... it was over. nothing happened. Everything was okay. She was cordial and professional about it. Told me that teste pain can be congruent with groin injuries/trauma. She led me out, and I left feeling relieved, yet a part of me was bummed and wished it would have happened.?  That was it.

damn, sorry for the long post.?  ? 
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Re: massage spot happy ending with extra
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2017, 11:09:00 AM »
stan...stan stan stan...this is why you are the best. We've missed you!

fucking hell stan you did the right thing! 
she can ride dick ham ham no joke ham

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Re: massage spot happy ending with extra
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2017, 12:26:12 PM »
straight people lol

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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2017, 12:30:14 PM »
straight people lol
Why the fuck would anyone pay for a handjob, when you can get way more by buying someone dinner or a couple drinks? I would have just used that $50 on a Blind re-issue.

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« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2017, 12:38:16 PM »
Theres a place like this by my barber,my wife unknowningly went in for a foot massage, and while she was getting her ankles worked a dude in the next booth or whatever was dropping a load and not being quiet about it.
You should send this into Penthouse fourm,its publish material for sure!

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: massage spot happy ending with extra
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2017, 01:26:33 PM »
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straight people lol
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Why the fuck would anyone pay for a handjob...



You should send this into Penthouse fourm,its publish material for sure!

backing this. send it raw and unedited too stan. thats what the people need to read.

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« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2017, 09:12:48 PM »


backing this. send it raw and unedited too stan. thats what the people need to read.

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Should I just start a blog.. somewhere ?

  how many people would dig this if I did ? Or not ?

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Re: massage spot happy ending with extra
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2017, 09:42:39 PM »
I was just casually naked

I was just thug life naked


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Re: massage spot happy ending with extra
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2017, 09:51:10 PM »
i was hooked at thug life naked
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: massage spot happy ending with extra
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2017, 09:58:53 PM »
congrats stan. not bad

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« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2017, 10:01:14 PM »


backing this. send it raw and unedited too stan. thats what the people need to read.


Should I just start a blog.. somewhere ?

  how many people would dig this if I did ? Or not ?
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Get on wordpress or tumblr and handle all your scandals

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Re: massage spot happy ending with extra
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2017, 02:33:48 AM »


 I was ready to face the music and let my sexual tension unravel all over those latex free gloves of hers.

shit was about to get real
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« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2017, 06:44:33 AM »
Stan, Prince of Vagine.

As far as paying for a tug, why not? It certainly cuts out the need for small talk, plus you get a solid full body before hand (no pun intended).




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Re: massage spot happy ending with extra
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2017, 07:42:36 AM »
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after the hot towel she told me to turn over and she grabbed a towel and put it over my balls but left my Dick open over the towel ? perfectly folded right over my ball leaving my Dick right above the towel and then she asked and pointed to my Dick do u want this massaged in broken English

this is gold

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« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2017, 07:45:35 AM »
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I'm married and not the trifling type so it ain't happening but that was quite a sales pitch. Regular massages are $90 or more an hour so still quite a deal. They're probably pissed if you turn the $50 special down. $40 for 55 min of work and $50 for 5. Not to bring the vibes down but what are the chances that she's a human trafficking victim you think?

Anyway, trend watch 2017. After skate massage and handjob.
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The chances are high


Probably 100%?

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« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2017, 07:48:40 AM »
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I'm married and not the trifling type so it ain't happening but that was quite a sales pitch. Regular massages are $90 or more an hour so still quite a deal. They're probably pissed if you turn the $50 special down. $40 for 55 min of work and $50 for 5. Not to bring the vibes down but what are the chances that she's a human trafficking victim you think?

Anyway, trend watch 2017. After skate massage and handjob.
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The chances are high
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Probably 100%?

I don't think anyone chooses to jerk men off for a living

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« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2017, 08:15:49 AM »
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I'm married and not the trifling type so it ain't happening but that was quite a sales pitch. Regular massages are $90 or more an hour so still quite a deal. They're probably pissed if you turn the $50 special down. $40 for 55 min of work and $50 for 5. Not to bring the vibes down but what are the chances that she's a human trafficking victim you think?

Anyway, trend watch 2017. After skate massage and handjob.
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The chances are high
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Probably 100%?
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I don't think anyone chooses to jerk men off for a living
Well, you thought wrong. $50 for 5-10 minutes is more than what most people make in an hour.

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« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2017, 09:09:26 AM »
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after the hot towel she told me to turn over and she grabbed a towel and put it over my balls but left my Dick open over the towel ? perfectly folded right over my ball leaving my Dick right above the towel and then she asked and pointed to my Dick do u want this massaged in broken English
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this is gold

For real Stan is one of my favorite posters.

Even the title of the post cracks me up.. "with extra".
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« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2017, 09:16:22 AM »
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I'm married and not the trifling type so it ain't happening but that was quite a sales pitch. Regular massages are $90 or more an hour so still quite a deal. They're probably pissed if you turn the $50 special down. $40 for 55 min of work and $50 for 5. Not to bring the vibes down but what are the chances that she's a human trafficking victim you think?

Anyway, trend watch 2017. After skate massage and handjob.
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The chances are high
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Probably 100%?
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I don't think anyone chooses to jerk men off for a living
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Well, you thought wrong. $50 for 5-10 minutes is more than what most people make in an hour.

If you think she gets to keep it you're delusional

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« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2017, 09:18:07 AM »
guilty boner thread haha

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« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2017, 10:10:28 AM »
Gnar'ed.