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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #390 on: November 10, 2017, 12:28:29 PM »
To be honest, jerry going to the FA camp might remove him from my top five

well, shit me sideways, that seems a little petty.

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #391 on: November 10, 2017, 12:29:58 PM »
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To be honest, jerry going to the FA camp might remove him from my top five
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well, shit me sideways, that seems a little petty.
Muska drives a Prius and I still like him

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #392 on: November 10, 2017, 12:36:29 PM »
Elijah makes sense, but Jerry on FA/Hockey is weird to me.

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #393 on: November 10, 2017, 12:42:26 PM »
It's common knowledge that when you get on FA Dill brands you with a secret masonic emblem and puts you through a process of psychological torture and sexual degradation until you become completely subservient to him. This is all coming out now Chloe Sevigny and that girl from Smallville have been recruiting for him for years.

They should use the blonde girl from Jessica Jones to do some recruiting.  She’s been dating Dills partner for a while

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #394 on: November 10, 2017, 02:47:24 PM »
But, do we think Elijah will go pro straight away, or will Dill make him slug it out as an AM first?

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #395 on: November 10, 2017, 02:54:53 PM »
But, do we think Elijah will go pro straight away, or will Dill make him slug it out as an AM first?

I'm convinced that Dill's going to make himself AM just to change shit up.

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #396 on: November 10, 2017, 03:44:57 PM »
Jerry's Insta story shows him out with Nuge and Atiba.

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #397 on: November 10, 2017, 03:52:50 PM »
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To be honest, jerry going to the FA camp might remove him from my top five
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I hear when someone goes to FA that Dill makes them remove all their previous coverage from the internet/existence and erase all footage they've had prior. FA or nothing baby!
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To be honest, jerry going to the FA camp might remove him from my top five
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well, shit me sideways, that seems a little petty.
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To be honest, jerry going to the FA camp might remove him from my top five
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well, shit me sideways, that seems a little petty.
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Muska drives a Prius and I still like him

But what's the point, money?

That's what would bum me out. What does fa as a board sponsor bring to his legacy that chocolate couldn't

I can see if it's just too many MJ bad vibes that he felt like he had to move I guess

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #398 on: November 10, 2017, 06:37:30 PM »
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Yonnie is north of 30...put Jerry on Skate Mental!
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Are you that eager for a Mad About Hsu board?
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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #399 on: November 13, 2017, 06:45:34 AM »
Drive a Hsubaru
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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #400 on: November 13, 2017, 09:51:53 AM »
Ty Evans doesn't do what Ty Evans does for Ty Evans. Ty Evans does what Ty Evans does because Ty Evans is... Ty Evans


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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #401 on: November 13, 2017, 07:41:13 PM »
FA just posted a picture of his board

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #403 on: November 13, 2017, 08:02:50 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bbda9E6FXm6/?taken-by=fuckingawesome

After watching An Open Secret, can’t quite deal with photos of kids being sold

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #404 on: November 14, 2017, 02:50:50 AM »

After watching An Open Secret, can’t quite deal with photos of kids being sold
I've heard about that documentary from three different places today. I feel like the world is telling me to watch it lol.

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #405 on: November 14, 2017, 06:30:18 AM »

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #406 on: November 14, 2017, 06:31:35 AM »

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #407 on: November 14, 2017, 06:38:39 AM »
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So, when do we think this will be released in-store?
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SOON
But how soon though? Because it would have taken at least a month or so to produce them and maybe another couple of weeks to distribute them? I know this has been in the pipeline since late September, but i'd be amazed if it was next week.

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #408 on: November 14, 2017, 06:42:07 AM »
How long do you think it takes to make a skateboard?

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #409 on: November 14, 2017, 06:44:43 AM »
How long do you think it takes to make a skateboard?
For a large batch, probably a couple weeks/a month

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #410 on: November 14, 2017, 06:46:22 AM »
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How long do you think it takes to make a skateboard?
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For a large batch, probably a couple weeks/a month

So walk backwards to how long ago September was

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #411 on: November 14, 2017, 06:50:00 AM »
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How long do you think it takes to make a skateboard?
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For a large batch, probably a couple weeks/a month
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So walk backwards to how long ago September was

True, but i doubt production started then, also, not heard anything about it being this week so who knows.

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #412 on: November 14, 2017, 07:55:56 AM »
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It's common knowledge that when you get on FA Dill brands you with a secret masonic emblem and puts you through a process of psychological torture and sexual degradation until you become completely subservient to him. This is all coming out now Chloe Sevigny and that girl from Smallville have been recruiting for him for years.
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They should use the blonde girl from Jessica Jones to do some recruiting.  She’s been dating Dills partner for a while

Had to read this a couple of times, I thought Dill was on some Carroll shit.

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #413 on: November 14, 2017, 10:29:24 AM »
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How long do you think it takes to make a skateboard?
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For a large batch, probably a couple weeks/a month
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So walk backwards to how long ago September was
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True, but i doubt production started then, also, not heard anything about it being this week so who knows.

I bet production started right away. You want product available for around the announcement since that's when demand will be highest. By announcement I mean print/web production ad and not an instagram post with a logo on a shirt.

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #414 on: November 14, 2017, 10:46:28 AM »
Jerry's Insta story shows him out with Nuge and Atiba.

It also showed that he was with Antwuan, but I don't see anyone saying "Hsu on DOG". 
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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #415 on: November 14, 2017, 10:54:41 AM »
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Jerry's Insta story shows him out with Nuge and Atiba.
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It also showed that he was with Antwuan, but I don't see anyone saying "Hsu on DOG".

shih hsu
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #416 on: November 14, 2017, 11:03:40 AM »
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How long do you think it takes to make a skateboard?
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For a large batch, probably a couple weeks/a month
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So walk backwards to how long ago September was

they probably just had to sub out a different photo to design that graphic. couldnt have taken very long. neither could screening one board

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #417 on: November 14, 2017, 11:16:18 AM »
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Jerry's Insta story shows him out with Nuge and Atiba.
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It also showed that he was with Antwuan, but I don't see anyone saying "Hsu on DOG".
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shih hsu

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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #418 on: November 14, 2017, 11:31:45 AM »
How many stickers do you reckon spitfire get printed at one time?


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Re: Elijah Berle on FA?
« Reply #419 on: November 14, 2017, 11:41:51 AM »

Gotta get some rails for this one
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