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[Betaphenylethylalamine]

Real talk, how many times has Nike tried to sue consolidated?

[lilboosie]

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Dear Leticia


Are you currently single ?

Have you ever fucked on Robert Alanman, or any of your riders for the matter ?



Sincerely,
lilboosie

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Yes, I am currently single and have never been with any of our riders.

So if i understand this correctly , you are saying I have a chance?

[tobey]

Leticia, should I watch Will and Grace from the beginning? Never seen it before and all the older seasons are on on-demand for free. Is it funny like Married with children or Seinfeld funny, or is it like Friends or Full house Funny?

[GAY]

Leticia, Leticia so glad to meetcha
See you in the schoolyard strollin' wit your techa
The lil skirt you played was realy fly
She turned around and she winked her eye so I
Stepped to her like I knew her the Biv is cool but Romell is cooler
The bell rang cuz I started to talk yet the class is not there no more
(Yo Red, where'd you meet her?)

At the playground, ya know
That's where I saw this cutie
This girl was swingin' and she looked so fly
On the monkey bars, we climbed up to the top and
She touched my hand that's when I fell in love

Leticia..
You are the girl that I neva had
And I want to get to know you bettah
Leticia..
You know I want you so bad
And there's nothing anyone can do
To keep me away from you

Yo Dallas man these five young boys out of Atlanta GA are a real adventure
They kinda like remind me of me and my boys New Edition, know what I'm sayin
So all you people out there ridin' in your cars listenin to the radio station
Or coolin' back in the living room watchin this here video, ay yo peep the 2nd verse

We played Nintendo
This was her very first date
I didn't wanna make it seem to fly
We ate cereal
She couldn't stay out at late
Her mother told her to be home at nine

Leticia..
You are the girl that I neva had
And I want to get to know you bettah
Leticia..
You know I want you so bad
And there's nothing anyone can do
To keep me away from you

(Ronnie Bobby Ricky and Mike)
Chris, Mark, Red, Da, Ro
[x2]

Yo Ro u might sound to sure so wutcha gonna do?
I dunno Da, I only got one more rap and I'm gonna see what happens

Threw down my books went up to the door
Pressed the bell what was in store?
Leticiacame out with a smile (oh no) 
She ain't worth the while
So I passed her a lolli pop and a letter
Told her so let's keep this a secret
No remember Leticia, only u can keep this, peace!

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Leticia, should I watch Will and Grace from the beginning? Never seen it before and all the older seasons are on on-demand for free. Is it funny like Married with children or Seinfeld funny, or is it like Friends or Full house Funny?

Seinfeld has nothing in common with Married With Children. Seinfeld is all situation based witty observation comedy, and MWC is just lowest common denominator cliches replayed over and over on every episode

[Atiba Applebum]

Leticia, should I watch Will and Grace from the beginning? Never seen it before and all the older seasons are on on-demand for free. Is it funny like Married with children or Seinfeld funny, or is it like Friends or Full house Funny?

It’s gay Friends or a “hang out sitcom” like Happy Endings or any other show predicated upon “a group of friends hanging out”.  I’d recommend it.  Some people don’t like the hordes of guest stars towards the end of its run, but I was fine with it.   The revival ignores the ending of the show (as will the Roseanne revival)

Seinfeld is in the vein of Home Improvement, Everyone Loves Raymond in that the show is predicated upon the titular characters standup routines.

MWC is like an old school sitcom.  It’s taking Archie Bunker down a more misogynistic rabbit hole than misanthropic.   Could just as easily be on the radio.

But if you want to watch the best sitcom it’s NewsRadio hands down

[Vert Reynolds]

ANdy Roy:    Well.......Happy Go Skateboarding day !!!

Guy with super bent Brim Consolidated Hat:    That was Yesterday

ANdy Roy:   Oh yeah Huh...Well, You got me there

[Francis Xavier]

ANdy Roy:    Well.......Happy Go Skateboarding day !!!

Guy with super bent Brim Consolidated Hat:    That was Yesterday

ANdy Roy:   Oh yeah Huh...Well, You got me there

Who gave Andy a banana during that little confrontation?

Hello Leticia

For my next question I’ll ask what you and birdo did before consolidated ?

Also , how did you get involved with skating ?

Thank

Well,they used to fuck and argue about where to eat like most couples do and her brothers skated, it's a lot nicer hearing Leticia say it so take a seat and listen to that podcast linked earlier

[Vert Reynolds]

@FX

Theres a Podcast link ??

ANd yah...WHere did Roy get the Naner ??

[PincherBug]

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ANdy Roy:    Well.......Happy Go Skateboarding day !!!

Guy with super bent Brim Consolidated Hat:    That was Yesterday

ANdy Roy:   Oh yeah Huh...Well, You got me there

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Who gave Andy a banana during that little confrontation?

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Hello Leticia

For my next question I’ll ask what you and birdo did before consolidated ?

Also , how did you get involved with skating ?

Thank

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Well,they used to fuck and argue about where to eat like most couples do and her brothers skated, it's a lot nicer hearing Leticia say it so take a seat and listen to that podcast linked earlier

I was thinking..... maybe that was a marketing scheme to plug in propaganda about their banana shoes and anti-Nike campaign.  Andy just didnt realize it.  They probably asked him off camera, "do you want a banana?"  And just like a monkey he grabbed that shit without hesitation.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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ANdy Roy:    Well.......Happy Go Skateboarding day !!!

Guy with super bent Brim Consolidated Hat:    That was Yesterday

ANdy Roy:   Oh yeah Huh...Well, You got me there

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Who gave Andy a banana during that little confrontation?

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[leticia]

Real talk, how many times has Nike tried to sue consolidated?

Zero.

[leticia]

Hello Leticia

For my next question I’ll ask what you and birdo did before consolidated ?

Also , how did you get involved with skating ?

Thank

I worked at a bank and was going to college and Birdo was working at NHS.

I got into skating because both my brothers skated and then when I grew up and started dating, all my boyfriends surfed and/or skated, so it's just been a part of my life forever..

[tobey]

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Leticia, should I watch Will and Grace from the beginning? Never seen it before and all the older seasons are on on-demand for free. Is it funny like Married with children or Seinfeld funny, or is it like Friends or Full house Funny?

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Seinfeld has nothing in common with Married With Children. Seinfeld is all situation based witty observation comedy, and MWC is just lowest common denominator cliches replayed over and over on every episode

I was kind of comparing the two just of the fact that both of those shows are kind of asshole comedies. Like the characters always make fun of each other. Where Friends and Full house is kind of like corny sitcoms and even if they do make fun of each other there is this whole ending of everyone coming together because they all love each other 

[Buck Russell]

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Leticia, should I watch Will and Grace from the beginning? Never seen it before and all the older seasons are on on-demand for free. Is it funny like Married with children or Seinfeld funny, or is it like Friends or Full house Funny?

[close]

Seinfeld has nothing in common with Married With Children. Seinfeld is all situation based witty observation comedy, and MWC is just lowest common denominator cliches replayed over and over on every episode

satire is played out now but when it aired in 1987, mwc was groundbreaking in the way it confronted every day american life in an ironic way.

sorry you're on a 4th grade reading level and can't comprehend subtext, BITCH.
seinfeld definitely was influenced by mwc and ron ron is still an illiterate dipshit with no awareness of self or the world around him.

[Atiba Applebum]

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Leticia, should I watch Will and Grace from the beginning? Never seen it before and all the older seasons are on on-demand for free. Is it funny like Married with children or Seinfeld funny, or is it like Friends or Full house Funny?

[close]

Seinfeld has nothing in common with Married With Children. Seinfeld is all situation based witty observation comedy, and MWC is just lowest common denominator cliches replayed over and over on every episode

[close]

satire is played out now but when it aired in 1987, mwc was groundbreaking in the way it confronted every day american life in an ironic way.

sorry you're on a 4th grade reading level and can't comprehend subtext, BITCH.
seinfeld definitely was influenced by mwc and ron ron is still an illiterate dipshit with no awareness of self or the world around him.

I can 100% assert Seinfeld was not influenced by Married With Children.  Unhappily Ever After and Two and a Half Men were its antecedents - which isn’t a knock against MWC, it’s just that the satiric element of Al Bundy faded away from the sex jokes, etc. while the hooting studio and viewing audience didn’t notice. 

Seinfeld would have been more influenced by Its Garry Shandlings Show and other comedies that played with and took risks with the sitcom form

[Francis Xavier]

@FX

Theres a Podcast link ??

ANd yah...WHere did Roy get the Naner ??

On my phone but...

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ANdy Roy:    Well.......Happy Go Skateboarding day !!!

Guy with super bent Brim Consolidated Hat:    That was Yesterday

ANdy Roy:   Oh yeah Huh...Well, You got me there

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Who gave Andy a banana during that little confrontation?

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[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I appreciate you answering most questions, but you seem to be avoiding the hardest hitting question of them all: Where did Andy get the banana?

[Fuck-You-Thats-Why]

fucking hell Im not sure who the biggest fuckign kook is in all of this horseshit.

fucking "ronhole rapeme" if you pause the episode at 14:12 you can see a fucking bannana in roys back pocket before he confronts the skidmark wanker.

Christ sakes you're all fucking kooks, the nazi conspiracy dorks, Ms. "i dont even fucking skate yet i rag on and on about how important skater owned companies are" leticia, and myself for responding to all you dick lickers.

[leticia]

I appreciate you answering most questions, but you seem to be avoiding the hardest hitting question of them all: Where did Andy get the banana?

Hahaha...nice presentation to the question. 
Sorry, I missed this one. I don't know where he got the banana?  Maybe they knew we were coming and thought it would be a nice touch? haha

[shark tits]

leticia, do you have 2 accounts? there was a leticia ruano [sic?] talking consolidated a few months ago and now just leticia. is one of those president reagan's troll account or they both you? would be kinda awesome if mongoloid was offering analingus to a common poster in drag.

[GAY]

fucking hell Im not sure who the biggest fuckign kook is in all of this horseshit.

fucking "ronhole rapeme" if you pause the episode at 14:12 you can see a fucking bannana in roys back pocket before he confronts the skidmark wanker.

Christ sakes you're all fucking kooks, the nazi conspiracy dorks, Ms. "i dont even fucking skate yet i rag on and on about how important skater owned companies are" leticia, and myself for responding to all you dick lickers.

FINALLY a lone voice of reason in this sea of insanity.

[leticia]

leticia, do you have 2 accounts? there was a leticia ruano [sic?] talking consolidated a few months ago and now just leticia. is one of those president reagan's troll account or they both you? would be kinda awesome if mongoloid was offering analingus to a common poster in drag.

Yeah I do, and am totally confused on how this is! haha.  I had forgotten my password when I got on here a few months ago and it wasn't letting me do anything, so I ended up starting a new one.  And then when I got on for this time, it just threw me into my first account....and I still have no idea what the password is.  So now, I just reply from whatever account Slap lets me reply from. 

[Atiba Applebum]

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fucking hell Im not sure who the biggest fuckign kook is in all of this horseshit.

fucking "ronhole rapeme" if you pause the episode at 14:12 you can see a fucking bannana in roys back pocket before he confronts the skidmark wanker.

Christ sakes you're all fucking kooks, the nazi conspiracy dorks, Ms. "i dont even fucking skate yet i rag on and on about how important skater owned companies are" leticia, and myself for responding to all you dick lickers.

[close]

FINALLY a lone voice of reason in this sea of insanity.

Can we just banish both of these Consolidated topics to the Negative Zone.  The ep was 3 weeks ago.  Who cares?   Consolidated’s graphic artist doesn’t even think about Consolidated this much.  I just want them to go back to being late 90s/early 00s CCS filler that I never have to think about.

[poowizard]

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leticia, do you have 2 accounts? there was a leticia ruano [sic?] talking consolidated a few months ago and now just leticia. is one of those president reagan's troll account or they both you? would be kinda awesome if mongoloid was offering analingus to a common poster in drag.

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Yeah I do, and am totally confused on how this is! haha.  I had forgotten my password when I got on here a few months ago and it wasn't letting me do anything, so I ended up starting a new one.  And then when I got on for this time, it just threw me into my first account....and I still have no idea what the password is.  So now, I just reply from whatever account Slap lets me reply from.

At first I thought that this was gonna be a troll account with your name on it. But good on you for answering questions for slap. So what wood shop does Consolidated use? And does "the Gut" still ride for you guys?

[shark tits]

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leticia, do you have 2 accounts? there was a leticia ruano [sic?] talking consolidated a few months ago and now just leticia. is one of those president reagan's troll account or they both you? would be kinda awesome if mongoloid was offering analingus to a common poster in drag.

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Yeah I do, and am totally confused on how this is! haha.  I had forgotten my password when I got on here a few months ago and it wasn't letting me do anything, so I ended up starting a new one.  And then when I got on for this time, it just threw me into my first account....and I still have no idea what the password is.  So now, I just reply from whatever account Slap lets me reply from.

thanks for clarifying, leticia.

[Francis Xavier]

fucking hell Im not sure who the biggest fuckign kook is in all of this horseshit.

fucking "ronhole rapeme" if you pause the episode at 14:12 you can see a fucking bannana in roys back pocket before he confronts the skidmark wanker.

Christ sakes you're all fucking kooks, the nazi conspiracy dorks, Ms. "i dont even fucking skate yet i rag on and on about how important skater owned companies are" leticia, and myself for responding to all you dick lickers.

I asked where the banana came from,even though I knew it was in Andy's pocket. Instigator?Troll? Maybe,yea...but does consolidated or the threads about an elementary school fight need any more juice? No.

[stevedave]

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leticia, do you have 2 accounts? there was a leticia ruano [sic?] talking consolidated a few months ago and now just leticia. is one of those president reagan's troll account or they both you? would be kinda awesome if mongoloid was offering analingus to a common poster in drag.

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Yeah I do, and am totally confused on how this is! haha.  I had forgotten my password when I got on here a few months ago and it wasn't letting me do anything, so I ended up starting a new one.  And then when I got on for this time, it just threw me into my first account....and I still have no idea what the password is.  So now, I just reply from whatever account Slap lets me reply from.

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At first I thought that this was gonna be a troll account with your name on it. But good on you for answering questions for slap. So what wood shop does Consolidated use? And does "the Gut" still ride for you guys?

Gut gets shit from AH, but I heard Consolidated still sends him boards.

[leticia]

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leticia, do you have 2 accounts? there was a leticia ruano [sic?] talking consolidated a few months ago and now just leticia. is one of those president reagan's troll account or they both you? would be kinda awesome if mongoloid was offering analingus to a common poster in drag.

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Yeah I do, and am totally confused on how this is! haha.  I had forgotten my password when I got on here a few months ago and it wasn't letting me do anything, so I ended up starting a new one.  And then when I got on for this time, it just threw me into my first account....and I still have no idea what the password is.  So now, I just reply from whatever account Slap lets me reply from.

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At first I thought that this was gonna be a troll account with your name on it. But good on you for answering questions for slap. So what wood shop does Consolidated use? And does "the Gut" still ride for you guys?

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Gut gets shit from AH, but I heard Consolidated still sends him boards.

 
Nope, it's really me.  We use PGI and Generator for wood.  And as for Sean, no he rides for Anti Hero, but all's good with him and us. 

[Tarquin]

Brian Seber