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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #120 on: October 17, 2017, 08:22:41 PM »
Weck is going to tear apart the whole skate industry, piece by piece.....



or shirt by shirt....

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #121 on: October 17, 2017, 08:43:30 PM »
Weck is going to tear apart the whole skate industry, piece by piece.....



or shirt by shirt....

Wait, are there actually people backing this guy? I thought we had pretty much reached the depths of how stupid and pathetic skateboarders could be, but apparently we haven't even scratched the surface. I guess I'm going to be one of those old guys who is perpetually surprised by how shitty everything is. Oh well, guess it'll keep things interesting as I descend into an Alzheimer's insanity.

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #122 on: October 18, 2017, 04:27:58 AM »
my money would be on Donta

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #123 on: October 18, 2017, 06:17:09 AM »
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What went down today? I'm wondering if Weck confronted Kerry or furthermore, if Kerry is conscience at this moment..
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Whats Weck's dick taste like? You can't get enough of him can you. I bet you jerk off to his muscle selfies. This dude picks on legends, who the fuck is he skating some shitty diy everyday

Weck would Getz wrecked.

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #124 on: October 18, 2017, 07:39:05 AM »
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What went down today? I'm wondering if Weck confronted Kerry or furthermore, if Kerry is conscience at this moment..
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Whats Weck's dick taste like? You can't get enough of him can you. I bet you jerk off to his muscle selfies. This dude picks on legends, who the fuck is he skating some shitty diy everyday

Weck would Getz wrecked.
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Shoulda started with,  Username BacksideWallride from the SLAP forum wants to know what Weck's dick tastes like.  Just to add humiliation.

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #125 on: October 18, 2017, 08:28:46 AM »
This dude is kinda funny but I'm not sure I want to back this. Very likely a future serial killer. I'm against serial killers.

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #126 on: October 20, 2017, 09:23:00 AM »
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #127 on: October 20, 2017, 09:56:34 AM »


At 1:16 I think he accidentally shows his steroids haha

Edit: He for sure does
« Last Edit: October 20, 2017, 10:01:32 AM by PincherBug »

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #128 on: October 20, 2017, 10:04:27 AM »
I think that was intentional...
That was really awkward, just seems like a misfit, but instead of accepting and doing his own thing low key like normal oddballs, he wants to draw attention to himself with a fake persona for some reason and force himself into situations where people talk to/acknowledge him no matter how awkward/unbecoming. I don't get it. Could take a page out of Gino's book maybe...

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #129 on: October 20, 2017, 10:32:34 AM »
Really hope he's new found fame is like a fart in the wind. Steroid reveal was intentional.

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #130 on: October 20, 2017, 10:39:21 AM »
cry for help?
'when weck's on the street w/ a steroid needle in his arm
selling his body for another roid
who's gonna pick him up and use him for tonight?
not me.
not me.'
but i am entertained and hope he jokes his way into the industry or happiness or whatever he wants.

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #131 on: October 20, 2017, 10:42:53 AM »
That video screams "insecure".

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #132 on: October 20, 2017, 10:45:16 AM »

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #133 on: October 20, 2017, 10:55:52 AM »
That video screams "insecure".
You wanna fight me? Huh? Stop looking at me in my revealing Jersey style tank top. I'm not insecure, you are. You wanna fight me?

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #134 on: October 20, 2017, 10:58:33 AM »





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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #135 on: October 20, 2017, 11:38:03 AM »
I'm really glad that when I was full of angst and directionless in my 20s I was just drinking a lot instead of trying to get famous on the internet.

That said, there is a small part of me that respects his commitment to this ridiculous character. It's just outweighed by secondhand embarrassment.

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #136 on: October 20, 2017, 11:46:04 AM »
Could see him on Hockey

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #137 on: October 20, 2017, 12:03:31 PM »
Decent skater

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #138 on: October 20, 2017, 12:04:26 PM »
Welcome to the world of Trenbolone acetate.

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #139 on: October 20, 2017, 12:06:44 PM »
He should get on Birdhouse

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #140 on: October 20, 2017, 12:23:17 PM »
He seemed sort of camera shy,or at least out of his element. The trendy section vs the non trendy section of skateparks is what I guess is his biggest concern other than roids and meal prep. Not looking forward to the Tim O podcast.

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #141 on: October 20, 2017, 12:52:11 PM »

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #142 on: October 20, 2017, 02:14:29 PM »
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Weck is going to tear apart the whole skate industry, piece by piece.....



or shirt by shirt....
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Wait, are there actually people backing this guy? I thought we had pretty much reached the depths of how stupid and pathetic skateboarders could be, but apparently we haven't even scratched the surface. I guess I'm going to be one of those old guys who is perpetually surprised by how shitty everything is. Oh well, guess it'll keep things interesting as I descend into an Alzheimer's insanity.

Pincher backs him... hard...

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #143 on: October 20, 2017, 02:18:27 PM »
It’s honestly pretty funny that he’s asking scrawny 14 year olds and Mark Siciu if they want to fight but somebody does need to beat this dudes ass.

I think I know just the man for the job:

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #144 on: October 20, 2017, 02:19:02 PM »
God damn you DickRide I thought you Ignored me.

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #145 on: October 20, 2017, 02:20:00 PM »
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Weck is going to tear apart the whole skate industry, piece by piece.....



or shirt by shirt....
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Wait, are there actually people backing this guy? I thought we had pretty much reached the depths of how stupid and pathetic skateboarders could be, but apparently we haven't even scratched the surface. I guess I'm going to be one of those old guys who is perpetually surprised by how shitty everything is. Oh well, guess it'll keep things interesting as I descend into an Alzheimer's insanity.
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Pincher backs him... hard...
Rocky seems more like a peacemaker to me.

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #146 on: October 20, 2017, 02:21:52 PM »
It’s honestly pretty funny that he’s asking scrawny 14 year olds and Mark Siciu if they want to fight but somebody does need to beat this dudes ass.

I think I know just the man for the job:



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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #147 on: October 20, 2017, 02:22:35 PM »
why is biebel banned in philly?

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #148 on: October 20, 2017, 02:26:18 PM »
Toe drag manuals? Why's he mad at all? It's gotta be a joke, or severe steroid side effects

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Re: kerry getz vs weckingball
« Reply #149 on: October 20, 2017, 02:28:59 PM »
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It’s honestly pretty funny that he’s asking scrawny 14 year olds and Mark Siciu if they want to fight but somebody does need to beat this dudes ass.

I think I know just the man for the job:


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