Cyrus Bennett -- Nike SB Elite Squad

[baby dick]

That was pleasant

i yelled at this clip when i watched it.

[baby dick]

If he skated the same way but on Simi Valley spots, dressed like Chris Joslin, and rode for darkstar and etnies would you give two shits about him?  I'm looking for a real answer, not some knee-jerk reaction. 

He's alright but i think about the things I mentioned above and not sure I really care about this dude.

if your mom had a big dick and slimy nuts would you still love her?

[Buck Russell]

If he skated the same way but on Simi Valley spots, dressed like Chris Joslin, and rode for darkstar and etnies would you give two shits about him?  I'm looking for a real answer, not some knee-jerk reaction. 

He's alright but i think about the things I mentioned above and not sure I really care about this dude.

yeah this question is herbie fully loaded. obviously all those things suck. cyrus not making those bad decisions should weigh in his favor.

his 360 flips look like dog shit though.

[SWPhillyFloater]

Cyrus killed it, that whole edit was so good

[doomstation55]

If bobby puleo had hands instead of feet and was born in new mexico to immigrant parents would he still be obsessed with cellar doors?

[foureyedjim]

If he skated the same way but on Simi Valley spots

Immediately changes everything...spots are a huge part of skateboarding.  Why not just film everything at a skatepark if it didn't matter? Quit reaching.

[heckler]

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If he skated the same way but on Simi Valley spots

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Immediately changes everything...spots are a huge part of skateboarding.  Why not just film everything at a skatepark if it didn't matter? Quit reaching.

It's 2017 and some people are still willingly ignorant of the concept of spot selection. 

[CINCINNATI]

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That was pleasant

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i yelled at this clip when i watched it.

so smooth, makes me want to learn slappy bs board slides to fakie manual

[dirty ol man]

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If he skated the same way but on Simi Valley spots, dressed like Chris Joslin, and rode for darkstar and etnies would you give two shits about him?  I'm looking for a real answer, not some knee-jerk reaction. 

He's alright but i think about the things I mentioned above and not sure I really care about this dude.

[close]

if your mom had a big dick and slimy nuts would you still love her?

since the two go hand in hand from my own set, i'd still love. real recognize real.

[Vitriol]

Cyrus, that second trick was not pretty...

[Swithflip]

NIke sb is fucking corny, but this dude rips. Good part.

[smokecrack]

If he skated the same way but on Simi Valley spots, dressed like Chris Joslin, and rode for darkstar and etnies would you give two shits about him?  I'm looking for a real answer, not some knee-jerk reaction. 

He's alright but i think about the things I mentioned above and not sure I really care about this dude.

This guy is one of the biggest contrarian, anti-"hipster" cornballs on this board. If he sees anything get love on SLAP, he has to talk shit on it for no reason.

We get it, dude. Anything SLAP likes, you don't. You're such a fucking dork.

[poowizard]

I was so hyped to click this and am doubly hyped I did. Cyrus is the Jam.

[mynameisnotjeff]

Cyrus, that second trick was not pretty...

The Nollie Flip?
That was my only complaint could've been the angle but didn't look so hot. Spot and trick selection where sick. Loved that shuv out of the boardslide on the curved rail thing.

[coyote2425]

That was pleasant

Just looks like it feels so fun.

[Yu Dum]

Y'all been sleeping on Cyrus since Mama's Boys.
This clip was so good.

[Francis Xavier]

Had to rewatch bc I was so distracted the first time by the Aglio E Olio and it’s weird reemergence lately.     Saw someone guy get the cover art tattooed the other day.

Forgot I had this album,it's so great. Some ol' bullshit is classic too, I used Time For Livin' and Egg Raid on Mojo in some homie edits years back, always stoked to hear anything early Bboys

[colt cannon lunchbox]

If he skated the same way but on Simi Valley spots, dressed like Chris Joslin, and rode for darkstar and etnies would you give two shits about him?  I'm looking for a real answer, not some knee-jerk reaction. 

He's alright but i think about the things I mentioned above and not sure I really care about this dude.

Probably not, but that isn't wrong of me to think that. My favourite movies are my favourites because of plot, and the style in which it has been shot - kinda like my favourite skate parts are because of the tricks, the song, the outfits, scenery, editing etc. A part should be seen as a whole package.

[Tyroneshoelaces]

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If he skated the same way but on Simi Valley spots, dressed like Chris Joslin, and rode for darkstar and etnies would you give two shits about him?  I'm looking for a real answer, not some knee-jerk reaction. 

He's alright but i think about the things I mentioned above and not sure I really care about this dude.

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This guy is one of the biggest contrarian, anti-"hipster" cornballs on this board. If he sees anything get love on SLAP, he has to talk shit on it for no reason.

We get it, dude. Anything SLAP likes, you don't. You're such a fucking dork.

Never said I didn't like him, merely pointed out the places he skates contributes more than some of his skating than some of his actual clips.    Don't you have a cat to go abuse?

[PincherBug]

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If he skated the same way but on Simi Valley spots, dressed like Chris Joslin, and rode for darkstar and etnies would you give two shits about him?  I'm looking for a real answer, not some knee-jerk reaction. 

He's alright but i think about the things I mentioned above and not sure I really care about this dude.

[close]

This guy is one of the biggest contrarian, anti-"hipster" cornballs on this board. If he sees anything get love on SLAP, he has to talk shit on it for no reason.

We get it, dude. Anything SLAP likes, you don't. You're such a fucking dork.

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Never said I didn't like him, merely pointed out the places he skates contributes more than some of his skating than some of his actual clips.    Don't you have a cat to go abuse?

Hey Hey hey man take it easy.  Thats all I skate!  I don't get out of town much. Hah that hilarious, out of all places to call out you go with Simi?  You must be familiar with...

But I know Simi sucks....

[captaindoody]

If bobby puleo had hands instead of feet and was born in new mexico to immigrant parents would he still be obsessed with cellar doors?

LOL

[Rockin Robbin]

a bunch of kids are about to discover aglio e olio for the first time

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If he skated the same way but on Simi Valley spots, dressed like Chris Joslin, and rode for darkstar and etnies would you give two shits about him?  I'm looking for a real answer, not some knee-jerk reaction. 

He's alright but i think about the things I mentioned above and not sure I really care about this dude.

[close]

This guy is one of the biggest contrarian, anti-"hipster" cornballs on this board. If he sees anything get love on SLAP, he has to talk shit on it for no reason.

We get it, dude. Anything SLAP likes, you don't. You're such a fucking dork.

[close]

Never said I didn't like him, merely pointed out the places he skates contributes more than some of his skating than some of his actual clips.    Don't you have a cat to go abuse?

The only pussy I still abuse is your mom's

[Atiba Applebum]

a bunch of kids are about to discover aglio e olio for the first time

It begs the question - are the Beastie Boys underrated?   I say yes bc they have so many deep cuts like this and their more instrumental stuff that most people don’t know about and just see them as putting out singles like Girls, Sabotage, and Interglactic which are good too.   And MCA (r.i.p.) was one of the coolest motherfuckers ever

[G raham]

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If he skated the same way but on Simi Valley spots, dressed like Chris Joslin, and rode for darkstar and etnies would you give two shits about him?  I'm looking for a real answer, not some knee-jerk reaction. 

He's alright but i think about the things I mentioned above and not sure I really care about this dude.

[close]

This guy is one of the biggest contrarian, anti-"hipster" cornballs on this board. If he sees anything get love on SLAP, he has to talk shit on it for no reason.

We get it, dude. Anything SLAP likes, you don't. You're such a fucking dork.

[close]

Never said I didn't like him, merely pointed out the places he skates contributes more than some of his skating than some of his actual clips.    Don't you have a cat to go abuse?

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The only pussy I still abuse is your mom's

Hahahahaha

[G raham]

We still waiting for footage of that ollie into the bank then?

[Atiba Applebum]

We still waiting for footage of that ollie into the bank then?

That one from the TWS cover?  It was in the Nike Argentina edit I believe.  Camp Pain, maybe

[disintegration]

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If he skated the same way but on Simi Valley spots, dressed like Chris Joslin, and rode for darkstar and etnies would you give two shits about him?  I'm looking for a real answer, not some knee-jerk reaction. 

He's alright but i think about the things I mentioned above and not sure I really care about this dude.

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yeah this question is herbie fully loaded. obviously all those things suck. cyrus not making those bad decisions should weigh in his favor.

his 360 flips look like dog shit though.

Every time he does one I think the same. His kick flips and back smiths are impeccable though. Sick part.

[Grind King Rims]

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We still waiting for footage of that ollie into the bank then?

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That one from the TWS cover?  It was in the Nike Argentina edit I believe.  Camp Pain, maybe

3:14

[slappies]

Come on guys, be real...if he was a different skater in a different area of the country with different sponsors would y'all even like him?



I thought it was great, I love his kickflips very much.