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Jenkem Pornhub
« on: November 09, 2017, 05:03:44 AM »
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2017/11/08/pornhub-sponsoring-skateboarders/

Don't know where to post this? Hope they get Nyjah on the team cus he had fuck'd that one casting couch girl
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Just shred some serious gnar.

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Re: Jenkem Pornhub
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2017, 07:30:26 AM »
"If they can shred some serious gnar, they probably have some sexual prowess in the bedroom too, right?"

This guy skates.
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Re: Jenkem Pornhub
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2017, 10:46:48 AM »
You can tell it's genuine 'cause he used it twice
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Re: Jenkem Pornhub
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2017, 11:26:56 AM »
Andy Roy seems like a natural fit on PornHub.
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« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2017, 11:37:38 AM »
Quote from: GAY on November 09, 2017, 11:26:56 AM
Andy Roy seems like a natural fit on PornHub.

Yeah if they had a crusty punk section.
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Re: Jenkem Pornhub
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2017, 12:15:16 PM »
About to work on a sponsor me video
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Re: Jenkem Pornhub
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2017, 12:19:48 PM »
"penetrate an assortment of verticals"

Send me some stickers.
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Re: Jenkem Pornhub
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2017, 12:21:17 PM »
I feel like "shred some serious gnar" could be a euphemistic phrase for anal sex.
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Re: Jenkem Pornhub
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2017, 12:21:43 PM »
Article under-delivered, hope Jenkem got paid to run this.
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« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2017, 12:52:13 PM »
Alright who the fuck told the Jenkem guy about my semen based energy drink company and why is he talking about it like it's a joke?
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« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2017, 12:59:54 PM »
Quote from: 7 year old on November 09, 2017, 12:52:13 PM
Alright who the fuck told the Jenkem guy about my semen based energy drink company and why is he talking about it like it's a joke?

You should sue them and I should be your lawyer.
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Re: Jenkem Pornhub
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2017, 01:06:21 PM »
Vinny Banh is watching this thread like a hawk
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Re: Jenkem Pornhub
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2017, 01:19:10 PM »
Quote from: GAY on November 09, 2017, 11:26:56 AM
Andy Roy seems like a natural fit on PornHub.

seems a little forced to me
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Re: Jenkem Pornhub
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2017, 01:22:11 PM »
Quote from: Atiba Applebum on November 09, 2017, 01:19:10 PM
Quote from: GAY on November 09, 2017, 11:26:56 AM
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Andy Roy seems like a natural fit on PornHub.
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seems a little forced to me
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Re: Jenkem Pornhub
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2017, 01:45:31 PM »
Missed opportunity to make a backside lipslide joke.
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Re: Jenkem Pornhub
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2017, 04:07:13 PM »
seems like a good place to grab melons
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Re: Jenkem Pornhub
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2017, 04:20:32 PM »
MILF - manny I'd like to film
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