Evidence for Satan

[GAY]

Seemed like a fair counterpoint to the Evidence for God thread.

Isn't one of the famous quotes about the original Angel of Light something to the effect of, "The greatest trick the devil ever did pull is convincin' y'all that he didn't exist."

I'm here to combat that. I think together we can combat the forces of dark by putting our collective holy heads together and coming up with concrete evidence that Satan does, in fact, exist.

I'll start by listing a few:

Mass shootings (too many to list them out one by one, especially recently)
Trump's presidency
Snuff films
Bitcoin
Gator
Supreme
LaVar Ball
Cardi B
Dad's Home 2
9/11/2001
Syria
Kim Jong Un
Microtransactions
Homelessness
Mental problems

I'm sure there are lot's more. Help me to combat Satan's best trick by listing the stuff that proves his existence.

And if the Devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tack OUCH!

[Lobo]

My mother-in-law

[SodaJerk]

[JB]

My mother-in-law

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[ImportantGuy]

Evidence for Satan : God
Vice versa.

[GAY]

Just wanted to make a quick clarification: I didn't mean the existence of Syria is proof of Satan, but rather the crisis there. Seems like an important distinction to make.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Syrians

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

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My mother-in-law

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multi-page thread worth of material right here.

My mother in law is actually awesome!

But when she cooks turkey, that's the devil's work

[iKobrakai]

Crossfit.

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

The real proof of god/Satan is found in one thing

Heroin

[somethingmustbreaknow]

third reich and holocaust
-or are humans just bad?

[shark tits]

'ya know there ain't no devil that's just god when he's drunk' - tom waits

[GAY]

third reich and holocaust
-or are humans just bad?

I think "humans" is probably all the proof of Satan's existence needed now that I think about it.

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

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third reich and holocaust
-or are humans just bad?

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I think "humans" is probably all the proof of Satan's existence needed now that I think about it.

Great fuckin point!

[Huell Howser]

[Manolo]

There sure is tons of evidence of people desperately searching evidence to support their religious fantasies.

[JB]

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My mother-in-law

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My mother in law is actually awesome!

But when she cooks turkey, that's the devil's work

mine has this habit of buying or making a bunch of weird relishes, chutneys, and sauces and leaving them in our refrigerator when she stops by. i think she likes going down the specialty isle at the store and finding obscure foods that she wants to try, but she doesn't want them to clog up her refrigerator so she gifts them to us. like the other day she brought over this sweet onion chutney and said to try it on a ham and cheese sandwich. i tried it on a cracker because we dont buy deli ham and im not going to start just so i can use up this jar of fucking chutney. i just threw it away along with about 6 or 7 other random ass condiments she gifted us because who the fuck uses this type of shit regularly?

shes a nice woman, but i can keep this topic going.

[mynameisnotjeff]

My ex

[layzieyez]

Baby dicks and the dudes that got them.

[JB]

Baby dicks and the dudes that got them.

Those dudes have to wait for marriage, so baby dicks are more like evidence for God.

[Pigeon]

Steve Berra

[calvinsdream]

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My mother-in-law

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multi-page thread worth of material right here.

[close]

My mother in law is actually awesome!

But when she cooks turkey, that's the devil's work

[close]

mine has this habit of buying or making a bunch of weird relishes, chutneys, and sauces and leaving them in our refrigerator when she stops by. i think she likes going down the specialty isle at the store and finding obscure foods that she wants to try, but she doesn't want them to clog up her refrigerator so she gifts them to us. like the other day she brought over this sweet onion chutney and said to try it on a ham and cheese sandwich. i tried it on a cracker because we dont buy deli ham and im not going to start just so i can use up this jar of fucking chutney. i just threw it away along with about 6 or 7 other random ass condiments she gifted us because who the fuck uses this type of shit regularly?

shes a nice woman, but i can keep this topic going.

Yooooo what's her cooking like

My stepmom doesn't know that dairy products go bad and require refrigeration

[JB]

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My mother-in-law

[close]

multi-page thread worth of material right here.

[close]

My mother in law is actually awesome!

But when she cooks turkey, that's the devil's work

[close]

mine has this habit of buying or making a bunch of weird relishes, chutneys, and sauces and leaving them in our refrigerator when she stops by. i think she likes going down the specialty isle at the store and finding obscure foods that she wants to try, but she doesn't want them to clog up her refrigerator so she gifts them to us. like the other day she brought over this sweet onion chutney and said to try it on a ham and cheese sandwich. i tried it on a cracker because we dont buy deli ham and im not going to start just so i can use up this jar of fucking chutney. i just threw it away along with about 6 or 7 other random ass condiments she gifted us because who the fuck uses this type of shit regularly?

shes a nice woman, but i can keep this topic going.

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Yooooo what's her cooking like

My stepmom doesn't know that dairy products go bad and require refrigeration

her cooking is alright, but her bringing whatever she cooks and leaving it in my refrigerator is truly the work of satan.

[CRAILFISH TO REVERT]

The movie Goulies.

[7 year old]

Spiderman 3

[GAY]

The movie Goulies.

Spot on.
The movie Goonies, however, is definitely proof of the existence of God.

[tobey]

anime

[4LOM]

Satan is that than which nothing worse can be conceived
A Satan that exists in mind and reality is worse than a Satan that exists in mind alone
Therefore, Satan exists in mind and reality

[Pigeon]

[ImportantGuy]

^
Wow, that is actually awesome.