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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #60 on: November 15, 2017, 06:58:54 AM »
this is like a bag of those weird jelly beans, ya know how they make all those fucked up flavors like dog vomit and dirt and socks? but then Foy's skating is the good ass flavor that's mixed in there but like, there isn't enough of it and why are they making these fucked up flavors fucj you ty evans QED

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #61 on: November 15, 2017, 07:01:03 AM »
Rumor has it that Kyrie Irving has a miniramp part to some B.O.B. song in this one

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« Reply #62 on: November 15, 2017, 07:05:53 AM »
i liked how on Space Station Commander Kelly's instagram (the dude who is married to the AZ (I think?) Senator who got shot), when he'd post pics of him being all, you know, up in space as fuck, and you'd look at the comments and it'd be like 300 people posting "@b.o.b"

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #63 on: November 15, 2017, 08:33:05 AM »
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Yeah Right sucked too. I think younger generations remember it fondly out of nostalgia, but that's the video where the Crail camp started to suck. Overproduced claptrap.
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Fuck outta here, give me Yeah Right! over Mouse any day of the week.

Woah woah woah I'm fine with anyone liking Yeah Right, but what?!

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #64 on: November 15, 2017, 08:56:36 AM »
this is like a bag of those weird jelly beans, ya know how they make all those fucked up flavors like dog vomit and dirt and socks? but then Foy's skating is the good ass flavor that's mixed in there but like, there isn't enough of it and why are they making these fucked up flavors fucj you ty evans QED
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« Reply #65 on: November 15, 2017, 09:15:50 AM »
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this is like a bag of those weird jelly beans, ya know how they make all those fucked up flavors like dog vomit and dirt and socks? but then Foy's skating is the good ass flavor that's mixed in there but like, there isn't enough of it and why are they making these fucked up flavors fucj you ty evans QED
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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #66 on: November 15, 2017, 09:17:08 AM »
Not a single full non-flatground trick in this video. Also, Antonio Durao doesn't have a part in this but he has the last trick in the trailer? Ty....

However, fuck all of this "Yeah Right" wasn't good talk. If Eric Koston skated to a better song for his part (love Frank Black -- horrible fit for his part), it would be very close to a perfect video.

Man, I honestly loved that song in that part. I also loved modus and fully flared to an extent. Ty is kind of like a musician where his albums aren't consistently good from start to finish but the good parts are amazing. Unfortunately lately he has decided to take the flops and make fully terrible concept albums out of them.

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #67 on: November 15, 2017, 09:48:08 AM »
wtf

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #68 on: November 15, 2017, 09:53:47 AM »
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Yeah Right sucked too. I think younger generations remember it fondly out of nostalgia, but that's the video where the Crail camp started to suck. Overproduced claptrap.
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Thank you. I remember watching Yeah Right for the first time with a couple friends... they loved it, and I came away from the viewing much less a fan of Girl etc than I was before watching it.
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Fuck outta here, give me Yeah Right! over Mouse any day of the week.
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Woah woah woah I'm fine with anyone liking Yeah Right, but what?!

Yeah, that's straight blasphemy. Mouse is untouchable.

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #69 on: November 15, 2017, 10:03:31 AM »
Is Ty the James Cameron of skateboarding?

Yes. Modus & Yeah Right are his Aliens and Terminator 2: Judgement Day, where as Pretty Sweet is his Titanic. By this logic, this is his Avatar.
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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #70 on: November 15, 2017, 10:20:04 AM »
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Yeah Right sucked too. I think younger generations remember it fondly out of nostalgia, but that's the video where the Crail camp started to suck. Overproduced claptrap.
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Thank you. I remember watching Yeah Right for the first time with a couple friends... they loved it, and I came away from the viewing much less a fan of Girl etc than I was before watching it.
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Fuck outta here, give me Yeah Right! over Mouse any day of the week.
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Woah woah woah I'm fine with anyone liking Yeah Right, but what?!
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Yeah, that's straight blasphemy. Mouse is untouchable.

Mccrank, Koston, BA, Marc, Gino (full part), Carroll, Roward, All these dudes in their prime. To me its the best video ever. That skate solo intro was the best!

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #71 on: November 15, 2017, 10:21:38 AM »
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this is like a bag of those weird jelly beans, ya know how they make all those fucked up flavors like dog vomit and dirt and socks? but then Foy's skating is the good ass flavor that's mixed in there but like, there isn't enough of it and why are they making these fucked up flavors fucj you ty evans QED
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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #72 on: November 15, 2017, 01:39:34 PM »
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Yeah Right sucked too. I think younger generations remember it fondly out of nostalgia, but that's the video where the Crail camp started to suck. Overproduced claptrap.
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Thank you. I remember watching Yeah Right for the first time with a couple friends... they loved it, and I came away from the viewing much less a fan of Girl etc than I was before watching it.
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Fuck outta here, give me Yeah Right! over Mouse any day of the week.
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Woah woah woah I'm fine with anyone liking Yeah Right, but what?!
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Yeah, that's straight blasphemy. Mouse is untouchable.
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Mccrank, Koston, BA, Marc, Gino (full part), Carroll, Roward, All these dudes in their prime. To me its the best video ever. That skate solo intro was the best!

It's still a great video, but probably more so for skaters who started mid-late 90's or later. I personally wasn't feeling the soundtrack as much (not into GnR, Frank Black, that annoying girl group in McCrank's part etc), but it WAS sick to see full parts from some people you might expect to only have a few clips.

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #73 on: November 15, 2017, 02:53:42 PM »
how ya gonna make a million dollar skate movie and use microsoft wordart for the title?

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #74 on: November 15, 2017, 04:08:14 PM »
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Yeah Right sucked too. I think younger generations remember it fondly out of nostalgia, but that's the video where the Crail camp started to suck. Overproduced claptrap.
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Thank you. I remember watching Yeah Right for the first time with a couple friends... they loved it, and I came away from the viewing much less a fan of Girl etc than I was before watching it.
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Fuck outta here, give me Yeah Right! over Mouse any day of the week.
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Woah woah woah I'm fine with anyone liking Yeah Right, but what?!
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Yeah, that's straight blasphemy. Mouse is untouchable.
Mouse is very touchable. It's almost all shared or short parts, there only like, three or four real parts, it's mostly schoolyard footage (though that was clearly the style at the time), the dude who had the best part in the video shat on his legacy and what made that part special, minimal Mike Carroll footage, and, pound-for-pound, more overproduced skits than Yeah Right. Compare that to full parts from BA, Gino, Carroll, McCrank, and a strong showing from Kenny Anderson? Seems like an easy choice to me.
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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #75 on: November 15, 2017, 04:35:28 PM »
how ya gonna make a million dollar skate movie and use microsoft wordart for the title?

this. ty. baby. call me for a quote. we can do lunch.

dl love slow mo skating. cringe at bro mo tho.

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #76 on: November 15, 2017, 04:39:22 PM »
I've never seen Mouse.

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #79 on: November 15, 2017, 07:17:09 PM »

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #80 on: November 15, 2017, 07:18:29 PM »
how ya gonna make a million dollar skate movie and use microsoft wordart for the title?


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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #81 on: November 15, 2017, 07:45:44 PM »
Ty Evans doesn't do what Ty Evans does for Ty Evans. Ty Evans does what Ty Evans does because Ty Evans is... Ty Evans


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« Reply #82 on: November 15, 2017, 09:42:21 PM »
I don't think anybody's been able to explain that strange title either...

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #83 on: November 16, 2017, 03:43:40 AM »
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Yeah Right sucked too. I think younger generations remember it fondly out of nostalgia, but that's the video where the Crail camp started to suck. Overproduced claptrap.
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Thank you. I remember watching Yeah Right for the first time with a couple friends... they loved it, and I came away from the viewing much less a fan of Girl etc than I was before watching it.
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Fuck outta here, give me Yeah Right! over Mouse any day of the week.
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Woah woah woah I'm fine with anyone liking Yeah Right, but what?!
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Yeah, that's straight blasphemy. Mouse is untouchable.
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Mouse is very touchable. It's almost all shared or short parts, there only like, three or four real parts, it's mostly schoolyard footage (though that was clearly the style at the time), the dude who had the best part in the video shat on his legacy and what made that part special, minimal Mike Carroll footage, and, pound-for-pound, more overproduced skits than Yeah Right. Compare that to full parts from BA, Gino, Carroll, McCrank, and a strong showing from Kenny Anderson? Seems like an easy choice to me.


Wether you prefer Mouse or Yeah Right in terms of cast and level of skating that's up to anyone's taste. But in my opinion the big difference was that in Yeah Right you could clearly tell that someone was trying to show off with fancy camera equipment and special effects. The skits in Mouse were funny and creative, the ones in Yeah Right were mostly hollow and boring.

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #84 on: November 16, 2017, 05:34:52 AM »

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #85 on: November 16, 2017, 05:59:42 AM »
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Yeah Right sucked too. I think younger generations remember it fondly out of nostalgia, but that's the video where the Crail camp started to suck. Overproduced claptrap.
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Thank you. I remember watching Yeah Right for the first time with a couple friends... they loved it, and I came away from the viewing much less a fan of Girl etc than I was before watching it.
[close]
Fuck outta here, give me Yeah Right! over Mouse any day of the week.
[close]

Woah woah woah I'm fine with anyone liking Yeah Right, but what?!
[close]

Yeah, that's straight blasphemy. Mouse is untouchable.
[close]
Mouse is very touchable. It's almost all shared or short parts, there only like, three or four real parts, it's mostly schoolyard footage (though that was clearly the style at the time), the dude who had the best part in the video shat on his legacy and what made that part special, minimal Mike Carroll footage, and, pound-for-pound, more overproduced skits than Yeah Right. Compare that to full parts from BA, Gino, Carroll, McCrank, and a strong showing from Kenny Anderson? Seems like an easy choice to me.
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Wether you prefer Mouse or Yeah Right in terms of cast and level of skating that's up to anyone's taste. But in my opinion the big difference was that in Yeah Right you could clearly tell that someone was trying to show off with fancy camera equipment and special effects. The skits in Mouse were funny and creative, the ones in Yeah Right were mostly hollow and boring.
That's all personal preference, as well. Skits are skits to me, and I laugh more at Owen Wilson's dialogue than Charlie Chaplin on a skateboard, or that news chopper one.
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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #86 on: November 16, 2017, 06:42:13 AM »
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Yeah Right sucked too. I think younger generations remember it fondly out of nostalgia, but that's the video where the Crail camp started to suck. Overproduced claptrap.
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Thank you. I remember watching Yeah Right for the first time with a couple friends... they loved it, and I came away from the viewing much less a fan of Girl etc than I was before watching it.
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Fuck outta here, give me Yeah Right! over Mouse any day of the week.
[close]

Woah woah woah I'm fine with anyone liking Yeah Right, but what?!
[close]

Yeah, that's straight blasphemy. Mouse is untouchable.
[close]
Mouse is very touchable. It's almost all shared or short parts, there only like, three or four real parts, it's mostly schoolyard footage (though that was clearly the style at the time), the dude who had the best part in the video shat on his legacy and what made that part special, minimal Mike Carroll footage, and, pound-for-pound, more overproduced skits than Yeah Right. Compare that to full parts from BA, Gino, Carroll, McCrank, and a strong showing from Kenny Anderson? Seems like an easy choice to me.
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Wether you prefer Mouse or Yeah Right in terms of cast and level of skating that's up to anyone's taste. But in my opinion the big difference was that in Yeah Right you could clearly tell that someone was trying to show off with fancy camera equipment and special effects. The skits in Mouse were funny and creative, the ones in Yeah Right were mostly hollow and boring.
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That's all personal preference, as well. Skits are skits to me, and I laugh more at Owen Wilson's dialogue than Charlie Chaplin on a skateboard, or that news chopper one.

Yeah Right is the best video, but skatrix was pretty bored.

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #87 on: November 16, 2017, 07:28:52 AM »
I have no editing skills whatsoever but it's like Ty Evans found a way to make slow-mo slower somehow.  The music sounded like scrapped scores for the Lion King.

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #88 on: November 16, 2017, 09:02:17 AM »
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Yeah Right sucked too. I think younger generations remember it fondly out of nostalgia, but that's the video where the Crail camp started to suck. Overproduced claptrap.
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Thank you. I remember watching Yeah Right for the first time with a couple friends... they loved it, and I came away from the viewing much less a fan of Girl etc than I was before watching it.
[close]
Fuck outta here, give me Yeah Right! over Mouse any day of the week.
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Woah woah woah I'm fine with anyone liking Yeah Right, but what?!
[close]

Yeah, that's straight blasphemy. Mouse is untouchable.
[close]
Mouse is very touchable. It's almost all shared or short parts, there only like, three or four real parts, it's mostly schoolyard footage (though that was clearly the style at the time), the dude who had the best part in the video shat on his legacy and what made that part special, minimal Mike Carroll footage, and, pound-for-pound, more overproduced skits than Yeah Right. Compare that to full parts from BA, Gino, Carroll, McCrank, and a strong showing from Kenny Anderson? Seems like an easy choice to me.


Mouse has more soul. It's more of an art piece as a whole. It's Stanley Kubrick vs Michael Bay.

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #89 on: November 16, 2017, 10:14:12 AM »
"The Wack Earth"

I don't want to live here any longer.