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"The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« on: November 14, 2017, 10:49:55 AM »
http://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/trash/ty-evans-the-flat-earth-trailer/

"Ghost Digital Cinema is proud to release the trailer to their new film The Flat Earth featuring Jamie Foy, Chase Webb, Carlos Iqui, Mike Pulizzi and Cody Lockwood."







JAMIE FOY SOTY
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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2017, 11:00:55 AM »
What’s up with the name tho



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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2017, 11:06:47 AM »
love when skate videos try to elicit tears

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2017, 11:09:14 AM »
... narrated by Vinny Ponte ...





"Okay. I get it. It makes sense"

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2017, 11:18:32 AM »

Andrew Allen is a living legend and must be protected.

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2017, 11:24:08 AM »
If there's one thing I don't need in my life, it's excessive amounts of slow mo of Chase Webb's face.
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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2017, 11:32:46 AM »
"If you hated We Are Blood, get ready to barf all over again".

I only made it 40 seconds in. So, so bad.

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2017, 11:53:34 AM »
Stoked to see Kona in there, but that was excruciating.

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2017, 12:14:54 PM »
"If you hated We Are Blood, get ready to barf all over again".

I only made it 40 seconds in. So, so bad.
Yeah, I made it to the closeup of the water drop, and couldn't take it anymore.

If anyone can download, speed up about 2-4x, and reupload I will watch on mute to catch the tricks. Thanks.  ;)

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2017, 12:23:41 PM »
I don't get it... Who is this suppose to cater to?? People who don't skate? I can't believe the same dude who made Yeah Right is making this shit now... This of the opposite, It's like if doctor Purpleteeth went on to make Sorry. Just does not make sense to me.

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2017, 12:26:11 PM »
Ty Evans has already started collecting slow-mo footage for the sequel "Chem Trails". 

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2017, 12:33:01 PM »
the whole making skate videos that appeal to non skateboarders needs to stop

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2017, 12:38:18 PM »
this is how i picture the editing room.

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2017, 12:41:36 PM »
I watched it to the end with an open mind and now have to post hate to justify my wasted time.  Cringey at best.
Seems like something Ty filmed for himself to masturbate to.

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2017, 12:42:58 PM »
this is how i picture the editing room.

lol just posted same thought

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2017, 12:46:33 PM »
I heard David Attenborough is narrating it
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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2017, 12:49:19 PM »
I don't get it... Who is this suppose to cater to?? People who don't skate? I can't believe the same dude who made Yeah Right is making this shit now... This of the opposite, It's like if doctor Purpleteeth went on to make Sorry. Just does not make sense to me.

One of the only doods worse than ty.  His footy is seizure inducing

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2017, 01:01:02 PM »
boo this man.
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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2017, 01:28:11 PM »
Ty Evans masturbates in slow-motion.
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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2017, 01:32:15 PM »
the whole making skate videos that appeal to non skateboarders needs to stop

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2017, 01:42:09 PM »
All of these replies are a perfect description of what I'd be expecting going into this. I kinda feel like I should watch it in the name of openness but fuck it.

Is Ty the James Cameron of skateboarding?


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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2017, 01:44:31 PM »
... narrated by Vinny Ponte ...


wokest skate video of all time

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2017, 01:49:01 PM »
All of these replies are a perfect description of what I'd be expecting going into this. I kinda feel like I should watch it in the name of openness but fuck it.

Is Ty the James Cameron of skateboarding?
I'd say more like the Michael Bay, with Spike being Coppola and of course Chase the Brett Ratner

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2017, 01:51:00 PM »
"My drones fly really fucking high. If the Earth was round, I'd know it"

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2017, 01:53:57 PM »
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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2017, 01:54:17 PM »
Watched it double speed on youtube and still too much slo-mo

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2017, 01:55:53 PM »
All of these replies are a perfect description of what I'd be expecting going into this. I kinda feel like I should watch it in the name of openness but fuck it.

Is Ty the James Cameron of skateboarding?
I'd say more like the Michael Bay, with Spike being Coppola and of course Chase the Brett Ratner
I was gonna say Michael Bay, but he has that whole ''save the world'' self-righteous vibe that I get.
Michael Bay would be like whoever made B-True. Generic-ass action movie with no personality.

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2017, 02:13:50 PM »
I actually really enjoyed parts of we are blood, like the Spain, China Brazil, and dubaI parts.  However those sections were straight up skating with some fancy filming and some non fancy filming.  Little to no slomo.

The other sections were almost unbearable because ty thinks he's weaving some emotional visual tapestry.

I'm still annoyed that his edit for lakai one that won contest where etnies had the sickest 90s look. 

This looks like it could be cool but once again I'm sure TY will ruin it with his own vision of this elaborate emotional nonsense. 

where is home?

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #28 on: November 14, 2017, 02:23:51 PM »
Okay really though, Jamie Foy's back 50 ollie out to backside wallride is fucking fucked. Same with Cody's nosegrind on the tombstone. And Antonio Durag's switch heel ender is SO sick.

I wouldn't even try to aquire an elephant that would be mad selfish I don't have the means to give him a comfortable life

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Re: "The Flat Earth" video by Ty Evans
« Reply #29 on: November 14, 2017, 02:25:28 PM »
I can't believe the same dude who made Yeah Right is making this shit now.

Yeah Right sucked too. I think younger generations remember it fondly out of nostalgia, but that's the video where the Crail camp started to suck. Overproduced claptrap.