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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #30 on: January 07, 2023, 11:59:28 PM »
I still haven’t recovered from yoshi tenenbaum getting the boot from nike

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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2023, 01:23:36 AM »
It’s fucked up how hard people work just to get shit on. I wonder what the story is

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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2023, 05:27:01 AM »
He should have stuck with the plan to be branded at T-Bank.

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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2023, 05:38:18 AM »
I don't think I'll ever be able to emotionally recover from this.

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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2023, 06:42:33 AM »
i could see him on krooked

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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2023, 07:07:44 AM »
It’s fucked up how hard people work just to get shit on. I wonder what the story is
Well… every other person on here seems to think it has to do w/ Dwindle slashing, or eliminating team budgets for 2023, but you feel free to look into it & if you come up with anything we ought to know about, be sure to get back to us riiight here.
I have a good feeling you’ll get to the bottom of it.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2023, 08:52:55 AM »
Someone needs to step up and DM Bod Boyle, like a man.

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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #37 on: January 08, 2023, 09:03:27 AM »
Name your company Dwindle and it'll just be a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2023, 09:15:55 AM »
Name your company Dwindle and it'll just be a self-fulfilling prophecy.
That’s why I named my kid Buttery Tre

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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2023, 09:40:22 AM »
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It’s fucked up how hard people work just to get shit on. I wonder what the story is
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Well… every other person on here seems to think it has to do w/ Dwindle slashing, or eliminating team budgets for 2023, but you feel free to look into it & if you come up with anything we ought to know about, be sure to get back to us riiight here.
I have a good feeling you’ll get to the bottom of it.
I’m good on all that, I have better shit to do. Was just looking for quick answers.

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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2023, 09:43:00 AM »
Someone needs to step up and DM Bod Boyle, like a man.

Pretty sure Bod Boyle doesn’t work there anymore, which is why all of this is happening. 

Sounds like some investment company bought Dwindle, brought in some specialists to strip the company for all its worth, and is now ready to sell off the husk for whatever they can still get out of it. 

To some business major that has no idea about skating, a “team” is just a line item in the “marketing” budget and is easily expendable.  They don’t realize (or care) that the team is the whole point of the brand.  They probably think skateboards are like yo-yos or fidget spinners

Maybe this kid is young enough to still go to college, and he’ll have a few boards with his name on them to pull out of the attic to show his kids in a couple decades
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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2023, 09:46:55 AM »
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Someone needs to step up and DM Bod Boyle, like a man.
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Pretty sure Bod Boyle doesn’t work there anymore, which is why all of this is happening. 

Sounds like some investment company bought Dwindle, brought in some specialists to strip the company for all its worth, and is now ready to sell off the husk for whatever they can still get out of it. 

To some business major that has no idea about skating, a “team” is just a line item in the “marketing” budget and is easily expendable.  They don’t realize (or care) that the team is the whole point of the brand.  They probably think skateboards are like yo-yos or fidget spinners

Maybe this kid is young enough to still go to college, and he’ll have a few boards with his name on them to pull out of the attic to show his kids in a couple decades
dwindle killed it in 2020 and even in 2021. they should not be going out business. for me its crazy like.

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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2023, 09:56:23 AM »
Is Dilo already on Deathwish?

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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2023, 10:05:33 AM »
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Someone needs to step up and DM Bod Boyle, like a man.
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Pretty sure Bod Boyle doesn’t work there anymore, which is why all of this is happening. 

Sounds like some investment company bought Dwindle, brought in some specialists to strip the company for all its worth, and is now ready to sell off the husk for whatever they can still get out of it. 

To some business major that has no idea about skating, a “team” is just a line item in the “marketing” budget and is easily expendable.  They don’t realize (or care) that the team is the whole point of the brand.  They probably think skateboards are like yo-yos or fidget spinners

Maybe this kid is young enough to still go to college, and he’ll have a few boards with his name on them to pull out of the attic to show his kids in a couple decades

Yeah, you're right. So someone needs to DM the Transom Capital Group, like a man.

Here's their team : https://transomcap.com/team/ I can't see any of them on Krooked.

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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2023, 10:08:10 AM »
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Someone needs to step up and DM Bod Boyle, like a man.
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Pretty sure Bod Boyle doesn’t work there anymore, which is why all of this is happening. 

Sounds like some investment company bought Dwindle, brought in some specialists to strip the company for all its worth, and is now ready to sell off the husk for whatever they can still get out of it. 

To some business major that has no idea about skating, a “team” is just a line item in the “marketing” budget and is easily expendable.  They don’t realize (or care) that the team is the whole point of the brand.  They probably think skateboards are like yo-yos or fidget spinners

Maybe this kid is young enough to still go to college, and he’ll have a few boards with his name on them to pull out of the attic to show his kids in a couple decades
[close]

Yeah, you're right. So someone needs to DM the Transom Capital Group, like a man.

Here's their team : https://transomcap.com/team/ I can't see any of them on Krooked.

More like Ransom Capital Group
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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2023, 10:21:06 AM »
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Someone needs to step up and DM Bod Boyle, like a man.
[close]

Pretty sure Bod Boyle doesn’t work there anymore, which is why all of this is happening. 

Sounds like some investment company bought Dwindle, brought in some specialists to strip the company for all its worth, and is now ready to sell off the husk for whatever they can still get out of it. 

To some business major that has no idea about skating, a “team” is just a line item in the “marketing” budget and is easily expendable.  They don’t realize (or care) that the team is the whole point of the brand.  They probably think skateboards are like yo-yos or fidget spinners

Maybe this kid is young enough to still go to college, and he’ll have a few boards with his name on them to pull out of the attic to show his kids in a couple decades
[close]

Yeah, you're right. So someone needs to DM the Transom Capital Group, like a man.

Here's their team : https://transomcap.com/team/ I can't see any of them on Krooked.
[close]

More like Ransom Capital Group

Getting serious “accidental murder at the frat crime scene clean up” vibes from these two




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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2023, 10:40:59 AM »
financial capitalism is ruining companies so hard.
Miss you Rusty Berings

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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #47 on: January 08, 2023, 10:53:44 AM »
On Cariuma and bryte soon, I can see it.




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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2023, 11:12:18 AM »
Always thought Bowerbank is a cool sounding last name. He’ll probably end up on DGK

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Re: Tyson Bowerbank of almost
« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2023, 12:06:49 PM »
This is par for the course for Dwindle. This was always the end goal for them since Rocco sold back in the day. They were the first to use China wood after all.

They’ll probably keep the Monarch team intact and focus on their Olympic marketing prospects.

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