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Chippedwood

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jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« on: December 14, 2017, 08:20:35 PM »
i know people looove jake phelps but he is the phlem of the skate industry, has anyone every seen him skate. he fucking skates vert and bombs hills, what a douche, comments? concerns?

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« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2017, 01:18:41 PM »
i know people looove jake phelps but he is the phlem of the skate industry, has anyone every seen him skate. he fucking skates vert and bombs hills, what a douche, comments? concerns?

Fuck you, phelps did tons of gnarly shit that never got filmed.

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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2017, 12:19:46 AM »
I've seen Joey McSqueeb skate and I never saw those two in the same room together.

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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2017, 10:30:13 AM »
So wait, bombing hills and skating vert is for kooks?

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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2017, 05:28:21 AM »
i know people looove jake phelps but he is the phlem of the skate industry, has anyone every seen him skate. he fucking skates vert and bombs hills, what a douche, comments? concerns?

Fuck you, phelps did tons of gnarly shit that never got filmed.
Remember when this got filmed?

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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2017, 04:59:59 PM »
Does someone know the context of the above video?

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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2017, 05:12:16 AM »
Does someone know the context of the above video?

I think they all got pissed at the gay shit @ :19 when Phelps yells "hey! can i hit it in the mornin'!?"
Rowley was the only one to stand up for himself, while BA wasn't interested in meth daddies at the time.
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« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2017, 08:30:26 PM »
So your saying that all the san fran guys are kooks and anyone that skates vert is a kook. my question is why do you care.
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« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2017, 09:30:54 PM »
The fact that Geoff didn't allow Jake to kiss him and how he was "standing up for himself" is homophobic!

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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2017, 12:42:12 AM »
Hill skating is fucking gnarly

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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2017, 01:08:31 AM »
So your saying that all the san fran guys are kooks and anyone that skates vert is a kook. my question is why do you care.
You donít need to live in SF to skate hills or vert. Just saying...
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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2017, 11:30:55 PM »
Rowley sure was a lot more full of piss n' vinegar when he was sXe

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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2017, 07:55:27 AM »
I'm pretty sure Phelps slammed on Delores still wearing those same Emerica MJs.
I feel bad for his griptape (toothbrush, underwear, & parents as well.)

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aww he's rockin addidas...and they stayed on...fml i did this png for nothing
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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2017, 11:54:01 AM »
Have you ever even dropped in on anything oe ever bombed a hill? I doubt it.

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« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2017, 12:54:31 PM »
Have you ever even dropped in on anything oe ever bombed a hill? I doubt it.

  Whats more fun, skating slow or fast? I've always prefered slow.  Like, a bit of speed can be fun, but I'm just doing ollies at that point.  I wonder what the average speed is on slapspals skateboards.  -prolly slow as fuk.
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« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2017, 01:25:21 PM »
Have you ever even dropped in on anything oe ever bombed a hill? I doubt it.

  Whats more fun, skating slow or fast? I've always prefered slow.  Like, a bit of speed can be fun, but I'm just doing ollies at that point.  I wonder what the average speed is on slapspals skateboards.  -prolly slow as fuk.

??? I would kook you till the end of time.

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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2017, 10:57:26 AM »
If you don't go fast, you can't ollie up anything, grind or slappy anything. You gotta go fast and pump to carve a bowl... so fast is better dummy.

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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2017, 10:03:12 PM »
who you calling Kook. i would like to see you bomb a hill that big.

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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2017, 11:18:10 AM »
My comment is im concerned for you and the world of kooks.


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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2018, 04:45:12 PM »
Prefer slow?

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« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2018, 03:23:20 PM »
Prefer slow?
 
  Yes man.  A couple of pushes and do a trick.  You guys are full of shit anyway.  Come clean you're not doing flip tricks with real speed fuck off.
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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2018, 03:26:48 PM »
Prefer slow?
 
  Yes man.  A couple of pushes and do a trick.  You guys are full of shit anyway.  Come clean you're not doing flip tricks with real speed fuck off.


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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2018, 10:21:50 PM »
auby taylor said he almost punched phelp in the face
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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2018, 07:47:38 AM »
auby taylor said he almost punched phelp in the face
Well, he was almost on Krooked too.
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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2018, 03:43:43 AM »
I'm 50/50 on the guy.

Bombing hills at his age is fuckin gnar.


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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2018, 10:23:12 AM »


This whole thing is entertaining and about jake, I think they animated it convey it such as well.
For the record I think Jake has put it down for skating, for good or bad, he intended to see it continue, rather than destroy it. Even though his job is to make skateboard components and products appealing in a user friendly catalog.
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« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2018, 06:30:50 PM »


My friend somehow got Jakes number and prank texts him constantly and Jake always replys, it's crazy. 

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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2018, 03:09:07 PM »
auby taylor said he almost punched phelp in the face

for Auby I'm pretty sure the distance between "almost punched" and "punched" is pretty large

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Re: jake phelps is a kook vert skater
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2018, 12:13:19 PM »
Phelps is like Dana White of skateboarding

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« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2018, 01:38:23 PM »


My friend somehow got Jakes number and prank texts him constantly and Jake always replys, it's crazy.
  the thing he does at 4;55 is pretty fucked.
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