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Dong Hanglo

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2017, 02:50:31 PM »
steve berra is going to be the next kevin spacey.

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #31 on: December 30, 2017, 07:54:21 PM »
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Cole next Chris Benoit
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His stupid bowl cut shivering as he chokes the life out of his wife using a children of bodom signed guitar, she's helplessly trying to defensively dig her fingernails through the sweatbands around his wrists, a go-pro on a skateboard rolling through the kitchen to record it all.

Not to derail the thread but it's like they send the guy in your sig cool clothes. But he just doesn't know anything outside of a skateboard. And can't manage to be cool

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #32 on: December 30, 2017, 11:37:37 PM »
The Sears tower is gonna be the next thing Tiago switch back tails

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #33 on: December 31, 2017, 02:22:02 PM »
Wreckingball is going to be the next slim shady.

Gotta manscape ... it's mandatory.

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #34 on: December 31, 2017, 02:44:38 PM »
The Sears tower is gonna be the next thing Tiago switch back tails
A certain Alt-right Flip employee is gonna be the next to delete his instagram yet again over racist comments he was "totally kidding" about
I got beef with Brian sumner and it’s onsite for that fat fucking red coat.

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #35 on: December 31, 2017, 02:45:04 PM »
MJ is going to be the guy next to you at the bar whining about how life and Carrol did him wrong.

I think SLAPASONIC already beat you too it ..... SLAPASONIC - "MJ is the next Paparaldo"

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #36 on: December 31, 2017, 03:04:38 PM »
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MJ is going to be the guy next to you at the bar whining about how life and Carrol did him wrong.
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I think SLAPASONIC already beat you too it ..... SLAPASONIC - "MJ is the next Paparaldo"

Anyone else see multiple board collectors putting pops on blast for non-payment for goods about a year ago?
Can we flash forward to whenever Adidas stops cutting the checks for Glenfiddich and whatever hipster cigarette MJ prefers?
imagine the desperation/depravity level of an alcofied, sponsorless marc johnson...
I got beef with Brian sumner and it’s onsite for that fat fucking red coat.

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2018, 06:15:00 PM »
Friend Ship is gonna be the next Welcome
I hope not. My good friend rides for them and I’d like to see their company pan out a little better than welcome

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2018, 09:16:52 PM »
Geoff Rowley is going to be the next meal for a mountain lion
circle of life and all that jazz...

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #39 on: January 22, 2018, 02:05:08 AM »
Matt Field is going to be the new Pops.

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #40 on: January 22, 2018, 02:44:29 AM »
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David Clark is going to be the next addition to WKND
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but the vacation is rad :(

But the vacation is done :(
Ross and Powderly prob going to Politic. David to WKND. Ettman prob gets left out again
p-shuvs and v-flips

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #41 on: January 22, 2018, 05:47:25 AM »
Nyjah next Gator
Cole next Chris Benoit

Made my day

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #42 on: January 22, 2018, 07:56:12 PM »
I'm gonna be ya next daddy

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #43 on: January 22, 2018, 10:42:59 PM »
Phelps is going to be the next Harvey Weinstein.

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #44 on: January 23, 2018, 08:06:05 AM »
suciu is the modern day brian lotti

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #45 on: January 23, 2018, 08:24:58 AM »
Frost never had vert skills like Yuto it's already a wrap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GcpkhVFLY0
From what I hear Koston's life was the inspiration for all those hotwife videos we've been seeing on those adult websites.
Also, Blind will not put Yuto where he needs to be, they would fuck up a cup of coffee.
 
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"Jackson Pilz and Yuto is going to be the next former-Dwindle riders."

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44 years young. Skatin' since '80. Take yours slams, get up smiling, say #thankyouskateboarding, and get back up and do it again. Because FUN.

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #46 on: January 23, 2018, 10:31:14 AM »
D Vargs is going to be the next Hosoi

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #47 on: January 23, 2018, 10:39:45 AM »
Skateboarding is going to be the next Olympics doping scandal
Oh man, so many "doping" scandals

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #48 on: January 23, 2018, 11:23:17 AM »
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Friend Ship is gonna be the next Welcome
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I hope not. My good friend rides for them and I’d like to see their company pan out a little better than welcome



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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #49 on: January 23, 2018, 05:20:53 PM »
D Vargs is going to be the next Hosoi
hahaha!

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #50 on: January 23, 2018, 05:50:51 PM »
Pops is the golden standard for dudes who fell off the deep end

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #51 on: January 23, 2018, 06:05:13 PM »
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Friend Ship is gonna be the next Welcome
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I hope not. My good friend rides for them and I’d like to see their company pan out a little better than welcome

Who's your friend

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #52 on: January 24, 2018, 03:47:25 AM »
Dill is gonna be the next skater to come out as a homosexual


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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #53 on: January 24, 2018, 06:03:00 PM »
Shane is the next all-time great to never win SOTY (following in the footsteps of Gonz, Rickk, Guy and Penny).

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Re: __________ is going to be the next __________.
« Reply #54 on: January 24, 2018, 11:51:50 PM »
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David Clark is going to be the next addition to WKND
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but the vacation is rad :(
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But the vacation is done :(
Ross and Powderly prob going to Politic. David to WKND. Ettman prob gets left out again
Pretty sure the vacation is still going.



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