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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #60 on: January 04, 2018, 07:34:59 AM »
Quote from: brent on December 30, 2017, 07:52:51 PM
i ordered one for my cock a month ago and it never came  >:( how do i contact polar?

If you no-comply 5 times in front of a mirror a naked Pontus appears and fits it personally.
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #61 on: January 04, 2018, 09:27:51 AM »
Waiting for insta story clips showing Pontus laughing on his way to bank in next months. Either this or Polar tour with first class flight in obscure place.
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #62 on: January 04, 2018, 09:32:24 AM »
Quote from: Jollyoli on January 04, 2018, 07:34:59 AM
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i ordered one for my cock a month ago and it never came  >:( how do i contact polar?
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #63 on: January 04, 2018, 09:57:35 AM »
whats up with those super baggy polar jeans? anybody seen any in the wild?
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #64 on: January 04, 2018, 09:59:04 AM »
Quote from: bogolden on January 04, 2018, 09:57:35 AM
whats up with those super baggy polar jeans? anybody seen any in the wild?

They're fucked. Shockingly baggy.
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #65 on: January 04, 2018, 11:11:59 AM »
Quote from: Gary Ate My Peanuts on December 29, 2017, 01:25:38 PM
I'm sure that the vast majority of you are aware of board companies making almost no money off of their hardgoods. Yeah for sure that's expensive but if fucko's are going to buy them then let them be. Just puts more money into Polar's pocket.

there is almost no downside to this either, aside of getting shit on slap.  these don't actually exist (thats a rendering).  if you get an order you source it out to a company who will machine it and ship it for a couple hundred bucks cost(i'm being very generous here).  it's not like they are sitting on hundreds of these things and if some fuccbois want to blow a weeks salary on it sure why not.

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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #66 on: January 04, 2018, 11:59:48 AM »
not that it matters but is that really a rendering? looks very real
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #67 on: January 04, 2018, 01:45:21 PM »
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They're fucked. Shockingly baggy.

Dude, they look Goofy Boy big.
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #68 on: January 04, 2018, 01:47:48 PM »
Quote from: Jollyoli on January 04, 2018, 07:34:59 AM
Quote from: brent on December 30, 2017, 07:52:51 PM
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i ordered one for my cock a month ago and it never came  >:( how do i contact polar?
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If you no-comply 5 times in front of a mirror a naked Pontus appears and fits it personally.

no you need to film yourself naked trying to put it on, in front of a mirror may add to the dramatic effect but it has to be super 8. send the film to Pontus and as a refund of sorts, you and your cock may score a joined cameo in Pontus' next home video as a transition between Dane and Oski. if the footage turns out good enough, he may even reuse it several times throughout the video and develop some flattering conceptual imagery around it, edited to a Crash Course song from a New Deal video
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #69 on: January 04, 2018, 03:04:39 PM »
Quote from: BURRRPRINT on January 04, 2018, 09:27:51 AM
Waiting for insta story clips showing Pontus laughing on his way to bank in next months. Either this or Polar tour with first class flight in obscure place.
I'm down with this last bit! Another Polar tour would be ace.
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #70 on: January 04, 2018, 04:32:23 PM »
Quote from: ice nine on January 04, 2018, 11:59:48 AM
not that it matters but is that really a rendering? looks very real

Yeah, doubt it's a rendering.  Probably a photo of Pontus's personal ring.
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #71 on: January 04, 2018, 04:54:37 PM »
I would have considered the $180 silver one a day after their full length came out. That's how much I was feeling that vid.
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #72 on: January 04, 2018, 04:56:58 PM »
Quote from: oyolar on January 04, 2018, 04:32:23 PM
Quote from: ice nine on January 04, 2018, 11:59:48 AM
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not that it matters but is that really a rendering? looks very real
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Yeah, doubt it's a rendering.  Probably a photo of Pontus's personal ring.
Probably samples.
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #73 on: January 04, 2018, 04:58:11 PM »
Quote from: oyolar on January 04, 2018, 04:32:23 PM
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not that it matters but is that really a rendering? looks very real
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Yeah, doubt it's a rendering.  Probably a photo of Pontus's personal ring.

yeah definitely possible.   i'm sure they had a few made but this isn't an item you would stock large amounts in or go too far out of pocket for to maintain an inventory.  I kind of assumed because i did some consulting work for a company who was doing almost this exact thing but with an different item.  The renderings from the sub contrator looked insane
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #74 on: January 04, 2018, 05:22:57 PM »
Quote from: Sloboldmanstyle on December 29, 2017, 09:08:44 PM
Who the fuck just wears rings for the fuck of it besides Dyrdek?  ::)

I do, but I'm a fucking doofus.
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #75 on: January 04, 2018, 05:27:26 PM »
Quote from: Matthew_James on January 04, 2018, 05:22:57 PM
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Who the fuck just wears rings for the fuck of it besides Dyrdek?  ::)
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I do, but I'm a fucking doofus.

So that makes 3 people:
You, Dyrdek and Beyonce
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #76 on: January 04, 2018, 11:25:05 PM »
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Who the fuck just wears rings for the fuck of it besides Dyrdek?  ::)
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I do, but I'm a fucking doofus.
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So that makes 3 people:
You, Dyrdek and Beyonce
a shitload of women and rappers
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #77 on: January 05, 2018, 12:22:14 AM »
Quote from: Pigeon on January 04, 2018, 11:25:05 PM
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Who the fuck just wears rings for the fuck of it besides Dyrdek?  ::)
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I do, but I'm a fucking doofus.
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So that makes 3 people:
You, Dyrdek and Beyonce
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a shitload of women and rappers
Well fuck! I didn't think about it that way. NOW I want one.
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #78 on: January 05, 2018, 01:10:13 AM »
I can easily imagine Aaron wearing one.
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #79 on: January 05, 2018, 01:18:22 AM »
Quote from: bogolden on January 04, 2018, 01:45:21 PM
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whats up with those super baggy polar jeans? anybody seen any in the wild?
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They're fucked. Shockingly baggy.
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Dude, they look Goofy Boy big.


I have a pair. They are basically JNCO jeans. Super heavy, and long.
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #80 on: January 05, 2018, 04:27:37 AM »
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #81 on: January 05, 2018, 04:37:52 AM »
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whats up with those super baggy polar jeans? anybody seen any in the wild?
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They're fucked. Shockingly baggy.
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Dude, they look Goofy Boy big.
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I have a pair. They are basically JNCO jeans. Super heavy, and long.

Post a fit
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
« Reply #82 on: January 05, 2018, 06:37:15 AM »
I have a friend who wears a bunch of rings. He plays in a band and wears a leather jacket and rides  a Cab fishtail board. He is 32
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Re: $1800 Polar Ring
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