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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #120 on: January 17, 2018, 05:06:38 PM »
People are going to start skating in Airwalks again and taking it seriously. "Just copped these from big 5"!
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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #121 on: January 17, 2018, 06:11:41 PM »
Was watching Saxondale and it made me think people should start skating in Dunlop Green Flash 


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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #122 on: January 17, 2018, 06:15:48 PM »
Dunlop already tried a skate line, shit sucked

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #123 on: January 18, 2018, 12:47:54 AM »
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Just quickly on this sparkling water note. Why the hell did the 9 club stop drinking beer and drink sparkling water?? Could they of not got a saint archers sponsor
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Learn the difference between, “of,” and, “have.” Anyways, St. Archer got sold to Miller-Coors for 30-40 million. Those guys never really gave a fuck. It was what Beats was to Dre, or what Vitamin Water was to 50 Cent. I look up to Dre and 50 Cent more than any of those St. Archer guys, though.

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Trendy dudes drop the highwaters, take up bondage
http://instagram.com/p/BeB8lrHBlPf
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If Nora is single, the new trend is going to be dudes saying sexually-awkward shit on her Instagram posts, if that isn’t already a thing.

It was a typo my friend and I'm from New Zealand so we talk fucked up.

Chris was drinking beer in the first episodes im sure. I just figured the beer drinking made it more of causal sit around conversation then a podcast. It don't matter though

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #124 on: January 18, 2018, 06:03:14 AM »
Dunlop already tried a skate line, shit sucked

didn't they do this way way way way back in the day? i remember reading about them in the made for skate coffee table book
good come sausage

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #125 on: January 18, 2018, 08:12:36 AM »
Kick, Push - Lupe Fiasco
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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #126 on: January 18, 2018, 09:21:42 AM »
Kick, Push - Lupe Fiasco
Lupe just bit off PaRappa the Rapper.

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #127 on: January 18, 2018, 12:07:17 PM »

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #128 on: January 18, 2018, 08:05:33 PM »

I keep seeing stupid articles about this shit. Kids are vaping that shit too.

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #129 on: January 19, 2018, 04:17:56 AM »
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I keep seeing stupid articles about this shit. Kids are vaping that shit too.
I've seen someone put these on a pizza and cook it, looks gross

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #130 on: January 19, 2018, 09:29:07 AM »
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I've seen someone put these on a pizza and cook it, looks gross



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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #131 on: January 19, 2018, 11:31:30 AM »
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I keep seeing stupid articles about this shit. Kids are vaping that shit too.
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I've seen someone put these on a pizza and cook it, looks gross
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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #132 on: January 19, 2018, 11:49:13 AM »
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I keep seeing stupid articles about this shit. Kids are vaping that shit too.
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I've seen someone put these on a pizza and cook it, looks gross
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Another week, another laundry load, you think to yourself as you climb down to the basement. You swing open the door, barely awake, wearing your last-resort shirt from a decade old fundraiser and basketball shorts. You groggily drop the basket down, opening the door to the washing machine, and on routine shove your week's clothes into the appliance. But when you reach for the laundry pods, the container's already opened.

Looking into it, you see not a single laundry pod, and no backup detergent anywhere in sight. Your momentary befuddlement is interrupted by a cute, demure "Excuse me?"

In shock, you turn around, and a creature unlike any you've seen before is inside the doorway. A translucent white is her unmistakably feminine body, but with odd transparent fringes along her "head" and behind her sparkling eyes. Her "snout", if you were to pick a word, has two small ridges, one blue and the other orange, glossy and glimmering. A similar pattern crosses her chest, one breast a deep blue and the other a bright tangerine. A floral scent fills the room, and you're getting the full effect of it with your jaw dropped at this creature's beauty.

You mumble something, the spark of recall dancing in your eyes along with the spark of arousal.

"You're missing some clothes..." She sidles up to you, giving you a glimpse of her round backside, again repeating the blue-and-orange motif. "I think what you're wearing could use a wash, too~"

Her half-closed eyes, and her bitten lip, give you all the hint you need. Your clothes join the rest of your laundry in the washing machine, and you embrace your newfound tropical-scented fling. As she hugs you, light squeaking noises, the sound of her taut plastic skin, fill the room, and the aroma becomes almost... alluring, no, intoxicating.

You plant a kiss on her head, on the orange ridge. She runs her mitten-like hands down your back, a refreshing and cooling touch to counterbalance your hot-running blood. "But... You're made of detergent, yet you're full of these dirty thoughts..." you stammer out.

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After an eternity you'd live and die again for of pure love between two unlikely beings, you break the kiss off, and her hand moves down your side, the taut skin sliding along your shaft. With a squeak she strokes the underside of your glans, winking at you. "There's one kind of dirty I'd love us to become, you know."

You'd almost swear in that moment that beneath the swirling white soapy face of hers it turned the slightest, blushing shade of pink. This was going to be a morning you'd soon not forget.



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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #133 on: January 19, 2018, 12:16:45 PM »
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Uh...did you copy/paste that or write your own erotic fan-fiction?

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #134 on: January 19, 2018, 12:26:56 PM »
Is there even such thing as non-erotic fan fiction?

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #135 on: January 19, 2018, 12:30:22 PM »
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Uh...did you copy/paste that or write your own erotic fan-fiction?

Both probably
she can ride dick ham ham no joke ham

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #136 on: January 19, 2018, 12:37:55 PM »
Is there even such thing as non-erotic fan fiction?

Yeah and it is super fucking hot

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #137 on: January 19, 2018, 03:03:26 PM »
I don't understand this world anymore..

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #138 on: January 21, 2018, 06:13:13 PM »
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haha! had to bump this thread for this

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #139 on: January 21, 2018, 06:42:05 PM »
BART employees hassling skateboarders via intercom.

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #140 on: January 24, 2018, 06:21:45 PM »
I told you after the pluhowski bobshirt interview double layered button ups were gonna become a thing

It's happening.
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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #141 on: January 24, 2018, 07:07:20 PM »
yeah and while I was going to type this a few pages back, that AO interview confirmed that vegan sXe may indeed also trend this year. Which young skater not born in the 80s will be the first to rock a judge shirt?

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #142 on: January 24, 2018, 07:10:10 PM »
og pros have mid life earth crisis

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #143 on: January 24, 2018, 07:27:17 PM »
yeah and while I was going to type this a few pages back, that AO interview confirmed that vegan sXe may indeed also trend this year. Which young skater not born in the 80s will be the first to rock a judge shirt?

i assume kadow already has

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #144 on: January 24, 2018, 09:18:30 PM »
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yeah and while I was going to type this a few pages back, that AO interview confirmed that vegan sXe may indeed also trend this year. Which young skater not born in the 80s will be the first to rock a judge shirt?
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i assume kadow already has

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #145 on: January 24, 2018, 09:36:15 PM »
og pros have mid life earth crisis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT5O6QjiGR4

i assume kadow already has
probably, dude is pretty ahead of the trend game

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #146 on: January 24, 2018, 11:50:53 PM »

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #147 on: January 25, 2018, 05:02:17 AM »
inverts

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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #148 on: January 25, 2018, 03:33:10 PM »
It is now illegal to use Dino Jr songs in skate videos.



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Re: Trendwatch 2018
« Reply #149 on: January 25, 2018, 08:46:54 PM »
Nick Dompierre finally becomes the bodybuilding YouTube personality he always wanted to be.