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the tranny monster

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How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« on: January 03, 2018, 08:21:33 PM »
I feel like two times in a day is acceptable, maybe even a hat trick once in a while but that's it.

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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2018, 12:14:18 AM »
i bet you load up a blacked.com clip on your laptop and hide in the closet and watch through a crack in the door while you jack off
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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2018, 01:27:10 AM »
Making thread about it is the line

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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2018, 01:31:07 AM »
Define "too much".

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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2018, 02:16:53 AM »
consider slowing your strokes down if there’s blood.

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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2018, 04:35:38 AM »
Like they say...if you smoke after sex then you're doing it too fast...
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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2018, 05:32:55 AM »
like 6-7month ago i started to jerk of like 4 times a day,everyday. i think sometimes it was even more. usually i started in the morning in the shower, trying to cum 2-3 times in a row (takes about 15min), another time after lunch, maybe another time in the evening if i didnt have sex with my girl. so, after like 3-4 month of this routine i started to get problems with my right arm. it fell asleep all the time during the day at work, even at night and it whouldnt wake up in the morning for a few hours.

i dont think it was too much but it maybe was too much. i dont jerk off as much anymore since fucking my girl is better anyway and i dont want to loose my arm because of jacking off.

edit: if your dick is swollen often it probably is too much.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2018, 05:34:26 AM by IAMFINE »

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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2018, 06:03:39 AM »
For some reason I thought jerking of a lot would increase testosterone levels but apparently it's best to do it once a week or so. On the 7th day of not cumming testosterone production increases by 145%. I've only managed to do it a couple times since late August and I felt pretty wired and energetic around the 5th or 6th day. I used to jerk of twice a day but I did it for 90 minutes each time because I don't get bored and I like to bust a giant load. My loads have increased tenfold under my new regimen.

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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2018, 06:15:20 AM »
Monkeys dont ask dumb questions like this they "just do it".

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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2018, 06:20:51 AM »
i thought to jack off you gotta find a guy named Jack to give you a hand, but anyone can jerk off since we're all jerks

four times a day is pushing it, five times is too much. so there. your answer is five times.

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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2018, 07:13:29 AM »
For some reason I thought jerking of a lot would increase testosterone levels but apparently it's best to do it once a week or so. On the 7th day of not cumming testosterone production increases by 145%.

Maybe that's why I can't grow a beard.

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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2018, 07:41:53 AM »
consult the flowchart, bro


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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2018, 08:09:24 AM »

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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2018, 08:27:06 AM »
consult the flowchart, bro



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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2018, 08:45:32 AM »
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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2018, 08:53:10 AM »
Jacking off! LOL giggle LOL LOL giggle

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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2018, 09:01:54 AM »
things you're not stoked on. when fancy dan motherfuckers can just pick up skating, do it better than me then hand it back like 'i'm into corny adult shit now'.
dude's kfbsts was demoralizing.
back to topic, if you can still get juice to leave your pecker then it's not too much jacking the rapper.

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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2018, 03:41:18 PM »
If you're asking strangers on a message board how much jerking off is too much jerking then i think its time to change your routine. Try pumping your hose maybe once a day


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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2018, 04:38:51 PM »
Like sharktits said when your're popping ghost loads you probably overdone it.

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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2018, 04:52:13 PM »
Like sharktits said when your're popping ghost loads you probably overdone it.

I strive for ghost poops though

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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2018, 05:22:14 PM »
Even when I was in JO frenzy when I was younger i still only did it twice every other day. My homie once had a problem of not being able to bust a nut having sex or getting a BJ from his girlfriend at the time, then he realised he was jerking it too much. I don't think he ever told her he was always stroking,but she had have been bummed putting in work with no results.

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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2018, 06:57:24 PM »
things you're not stoked on. when fancy dan motherfuckers can just pick up skating, do it better than me then hand it back like 'i'm into corny adult shit now'.
dude's kfbsts was demoralizing.

I'm with you on this. He was better than I've ever been or will be at this point. I know a few people in real life like that too. They skate once every five or so years and can be back to killing it in under an hour.

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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2018, 07:19:21 PM »
When it hurts?

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Re: How much jacking off is too much jacking off
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2018, 08:08:31 AM »
Death grip isn't just a meme rap ensemble. So, in a way, to masturbate at all can be "too much". This is the one thing I wish I was taught.