if you had to be searched by a member of the SVU which detective would it be?

[shark tits]

based of the 'which pro would rape you?' thread, who is your favorite detective from the Law and Order franchise?
mine is detective Wheeler, the freckled and short haired beauty who works alongside jeff golfblum [detective the fly] on criminal intent.
my favorite DA is Casey Novak from SVU. she's got that 'girl who's too sad to give a fuck' style going for her and she looks neat swinging a bat in a 'sex crimes' andy roy/tnt jersey.
detective who is mostly likely to land a trick down the NYC courthouse drop?
i would go w/ detective Goren even though he only does 50-50s and wallies. i could see detective Stabler going for a 5-0, accidentally 180-ing out and injuring his shoulder trying to take the drop switch. that's the thing about Stabler, he's a bit of a loose cannon, whereas Goren is always in control even when he has speed wobbles.

[Cthulhu!]

The blonde with the glasses. Cabot I think.

[SOTY]

LL Cool T

[SodaJerk]

based of the 'which pro would rape you?' thread, who is your favorite detective from the Law and Order franchise?
mine is detective Wheeler, the freckled and short haired beauty who works alongside jeff golfblum [detective the fly] on criminal intent.
my favorite DA is Casey Novak from SVU. she's got that 'girl who's too sad to give a fuck' style going for her and she looks neat swinging a bat in a 'sex crimes' andy roy/tnt jersey.
detective who is mostly likely to land a trick down the NYC courthouse drop?
i would go w/ detective Goren even though he only does 50-50s and wallies. i could see detective Stabler going for a 5-0, accidentally 180-ing out and injuring his shoulder trying to take the drop switch. that's the thing about Stabler, he's a bit of a loose cannon, whereas Goren is always in control even when he has speed wobbles.

Worst choice ever. Ice T is my answer on the condition that I can bury my face in his wife's ass while he does it.

[shark tits]

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based of the 'which pro would rape you?' thread, who is your favorite detective from the Law and Order franchise?
mine is detective Wheeler, the freckled and short haired beauty who works alongside jeff golfblum [detective the fly] on criminal intent.
my favorite DA is Casey Novak from SVU. she's got that 'girl who's too sad to give a fuck' style going for her and she looks neat swinging a bat in a 'sex crimes' andy roy/tnt jersey.
detective who is mostly likely to land a trick down the NYC courthouse drop?
i would go w/ detective Goren even though he only does 50-50s and wallies. i could see detective Stabler going for a 5-0, accidentally 180-ing out and injuring his shoulder trying to take the drop switch. that's the thing about Stabler, he's a bit of a loose cannon, whereas Goren is always in control even when he has speed wobbles.

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Worst choice ever. Ice T is my answer on the condition that I can bury my face in his wife's ass while he does it.

megan wheeler was my choice.  i think goren can skate the drop better than the rest of major crime squad.

[Willie]

Hargitay, all day.

[shark tits]

Hargitay, all day.

i like detective benson too

[tobey]

Never really was a fan of Law and Order but I had the biggest crush on this girl in the show Cold Case growing up. So her

[brycickle]

Detective Olivia Benson. Or Munch.

[Paco Supreme]

Does BD Wong count?

[shark tits]

Does BD Wong count?

he can search your mind but not your body for he is a prison psychiatrist.

[Francis Xavier]

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based of the 'which pro would rape you?' thread, who is your favorite detective from the Law and Order franchise?
mine is detective Wheeler, the freckled and short haired beauty who works alongside jeff golfblum [detective the fly] on criminal intent.
my favorite DA is Casey Novak from SVU. she's got that 'girl who's too sad to give a fuck' style going for her and she looks neat swinging a bat in a 'sex crimes' andy roy/tnt jersey.
detective who is mostly likely to land a trick down the NYC courthouse drop?
i would go w/ detective Goren even though he only does 50-50s and wallies. i could see detective Stabler going for a 5-0, accidentally 180-ing out and injuring his shoulder trying to take the drop switch. that's the thing about Stabler, he's a bit of a loose cannon, whereas Goren is always in control even when he has speed wobbles.

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Worst choice ever. Ice T is my answer on the condition that I can bury my face in his wife's ass while he does it.

That ass is so huge you could deep sea dive in it

[JB]

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based of the 'which pro would rape you?' thread, who is your favorite detective from the Law and Order franchise?
mine is detective Wheeler, the freckled and short haired beauty who works alongside jeff golfblum [detective the fly] on criminal intent.
my favorite DA is Casey Novak from SVU. she's got that 'girl who's too sad to give a fuck' style going for her and she looks neat swinging a bat in a 'sex crimes' andy roy/tnt jersey.
detective who is mostly likely to land a trick down the NYC courthouse drop?
i would go w/ detective Goren even though he only does 50-50s and wallies. i could see detective Stabler going for a 5-0, accidentally 180-ing out and injuring his shoulder trying to take the drop switch. that's the thing about Stabler, he's a bit of a loose cannon, whereas Goren is always in control even when he has speed wobbles.

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Worst choice ever. Ice T is my answer on the condition that I can bury my face in his wife's ass while he does it.

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That ass is so huge you could deep sea dive in it

I wish she did porn

[leopard print]

dick wolf.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

I'm not familiar witht he show are there any asian women on it?

[ttching!]

If Claire Kincaid subpoena'd me, I'd be compelled to testify.

[Baron Samedi]

Hargitay, all day.

[SodaJerk]

I'm not familiar witht he show are there any asian women on it?

Lots'a dead ones

[Francis Xavier]

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based of the 'which pro would rape you?' thread, who is your favorite detective from the Law and Order franchise?
mine is detective Wheeler, the freckled and short haired beauty who works alongside jeff golfblum [detective the fly] on criminal intent.
my favorite DA is Casey Novak from SVU. she's got that 'girl who's too sad to give a fuck' style going for her and she looks neat swinging a bat in a 'sex crimes' andy roy/tnt jersey.
detective who is mostly likely to land a trick down the NYC courthouse drop?
i would go w/ detective Goren even though he only does 50-50s and wallies. i could see detective Stabler going for a 5-0, accidentally 180-ing out and injuring his shoulder trying to take the drop switch. that's the thing about Stabler, he's a bit of a loose cannon, whereas Goren is always in control even when he has speed wobbles.

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Worst choice ever. Ice T is my answer on the condition that I can bury my face in his wife's ass while he does it.

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That ass is so huge you could deep sea dive in it

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I wish she did porn

Yea I feel ya, she has nice nudes though at least