Why is this thread still up?! Why haven't you taken it down yet, Mods?! Eat shit, Dean! EAT SHIT DEAN! None of these stories are true!
CigBeer tries blaming it on me, but he couldn't get it up because he is a small-dicked hetero straight wannabe faggot!
Notorious is trying to act like I spurned his advances, but really I did so much for that guy! I even gave into his fetish for bears wearing cat-ears! Hell I even wore that moose-piss pheromone cologne he bought me. In the end turns out he's not even a faggot either! I touched his dick and it didn't even get hard! You and Tim should go fuck some vaginas together you non-fag fags! Don't lie and try and be some martyr!
Robot - Yeah you fuckin wish, buddy. If you tried slappin this purple wrinkled bean bag, like I'd even feel it. W/E!!!
The Gipper story is all true.