Exactly. Laughable.
isn't dismissing the idea of a critic dismissing a lot of the depth and craft of art and reducing everything to looking and feel? art critic, wine critic, film critic, etc... involves understanding a lot of history and craft and i think the general idea is liking to understand where things land in that spectrum without having to spend half your life
studying.
I talk shit as much as the next guy but I don't call myself a music/art/sk8 critic while doing it. I don't like the "authority" the title implies and the influence it has on people's opinions. A good example is something like www.pitchfork.com, album reviews that can literally make or break lesser-known bands (Arcade Fire's first album started selling like crazy when theirs came out).
Is a well-written/entertaining review better than a terrible album? No, it's not. Can't people open their eyes/ears and figure out how they're feeling by themselves? Should we focus more on the process rather than the results?
i think the same thing applies here. i always read pitchfork reviews of bands i like to hear them diss it because i find that academic breakdown entertaining and i like the music history they sprinkle into it. but i have to say that i have a very low hit ratio on their "best new music" list and kind of miss the "most read" widget they had that would show you what reviews were getting the most views. it probably has a lot to do with me not being that big on lyrics and more on something that just has a sound that hits the right place for some mood i'm having. that said their annual metal list is something i enjoy and usually find a lot of gems in probably because i'm too lazy to try and filter through all the metal that's out there.
the funniest thing about that site to me is that if a band like NIN or marilyn manson or even beck drops a new album it's sure to get a snooty, shitty review but in their new video series they've done mini docs on all these bands that are obviously the kinds of bands they usually hate.
https://pitchfork.com/tv/56-liner-notes/