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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #90 on: January 28, 2018, 01:20:37 PM »
Bobby Worrest - Garbage Man


i dono, we used to always called tucci the garbage man.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #91 on: January 28, 2018, 01:42:51 PM »
Ricky Oyola - truck driver

Bobby Puleo - bike messenger

Jon Newport - Giant Taco

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #92 on: January 28, 2018, 02:13:15 PM »
Tom Penny - sells decent ecstasy at raves by night, voice actor for kids tv show by day
Clint Walker - peaked in high school, sells meth at truck stops
Dill - enthusiastic sex shop employee / John Waters lookalike
AA - make a wish foundation dream fulfiller
Jordan Taylor - supporting role as the quirky bff in a romcom
Klein - anime porn addict/illustrator
Bobby Puleo - yells "repent, the end is near" at people in the subway.
Swan Pablo - still copying Dylan

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #93 on: January 28, 2018, 07:52:51 PM »
Crob: Taco Bell Manager
Silas Baxter Neal: Shepherd
Dustin Dollin: Mohel

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #94 on: January 28, 2018, 08:04:08 PM »
Ricky Oyola - truck driver

Bobby Puleo - bike messenger

Jon Newport - Giant Taco

Amazing.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #95 on: January 28, 2018, 08:23:37 PM »
The Gonz, Blender & Jason jessee would be in a Mental Hospital furr sure.....Almost forgot about Rodney Mullen being in there with that Posse

Phelper - Would be a pic Gerwer takes for his IG..Maybe a selfie

Andy Mac - Would be a counselor at the YMCA

Muska & Penny - Would be themselves

Burnquist - Would be a contortionist

Dan Pageau- Would still be eating shit off that attempt on the SS back board slide on EL Toro & asking for money on a gofundme

Bucky Lasek - Would still be working in Tony Hawks shadow

Gator - Would still be in Prison

Ronnie Creager - Would be a Local Golf Pro at the Range

Dave Bachinsky - Would be a Big Game Hunter ( The kind that sprays Elk Urine on them selves)






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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #96 on: January 28, 2018, 09:59:25 PM »

Nyjah - Trampoline park supervisor


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I can picture almost every pro as a UPS man somehow.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #97 on: January 28, 2018, 11:18:20 PM »
The Gonz, Blender & Jason jessee would be in a Mental Hospital furr sure.....Almost forgot about Rodney Mullen being in there with that Posse

Phelper - Would be a pic Gerwer takes for his IG..Maybe a selfie

Andy Mac - Would be a counselor at the YMCA

Muska & Penny - Would be themselves

Burnquist - Would be a contortionist

Dan Pageau- Would still be eating shit off that attempt on the SS back board slide on EL Toro & asking for money on a gofundme

Bucky Lasek - Would still be working in Tony Hawks shadow

Gator - Would still be in Prison

Ronnie Creager - Would be a Local Golf Pro at the Range

Dave Bachinsky - Would be a Big Game Hunter ( The kind that sprays Elk Urine on them selves)

It was a switch frontboard. Get it together

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #98 on: January 29, 2018, 01:45:53 AM »
That's what triggered you?

You are Clearly Canadian...And I'm not talking about the amazing early 90's Sparkling Flavored water...I'd like to wet my whistle with some of that right now!


The Gonz, Blender & Jason jessee would be in a Mental Hospital furr sure.....Almost forgot about Rodney Mullen being in there with that Posse

Phelper - Would be a pic Gerwer takes for his IG..Maybe a selfie

Andy Mac - Would be a counselor at the YMCA

Muska & Penny - Would be themselves

Burnquist - Would be a contortionist

Dan Pageau- Would still be eating shit off that attempt on the SS back board slide on EL Toro & asking for money on a gofundme

Bucky Lasek - Would still be working in Tony Hawks shadow

Gator - Would still be in Prison

Ronnie Creager - Would be a Local Golf Pro at the Range

Dave Bachinsky - Would be a Big Game Hunter ( The kind that sprays Elk Urine on them selves)

It was a switch frontboard. Get it together
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #99 on: January 29, 2018, 02:12:33 AM »
Rick McCrank - making a traveling show for a stupid cabel network, oh fuck

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #100 on: January 29, 2018, 06:30:34 PM »
Mike Sinclair- One kind of IT guy
Gonz- The other kind of IT guy
Johnny Layton- Professional skateboarder

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #101 on: January 29, 2018, 08:21:05 PM »
Swan Pablo-Drag queen barback
Chris Cole- Pro Rollerblader
Lizard King-Cart pusher at Walmart
Ryan Sheckler-Gay pornstar
Chris Jolson-Basically cricket from Always Sunny


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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #102 on: January 30, 2018, 05:06:09 AM »
Swan Pablo-Drag queen barback
Chris Cole- Pro Rollerblader
Lizard King-Cart pusher at Walmart
Ryan Sheckler-Gay pornstar
Chris Jolson-Basically cricket from Always Sunny
Cole is killing it on a regular


SHIT!

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #103 on: January 30, 2018, 05:22:54 AM »
Nyjah as a youtuber - fitness instruction-and nutrition and diet advicing
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #104 on: January 30, 2018, 09:50:20 AM »
Reda- crooked cop.
David Gonzalez- pawn shop musical gear specialist
Bobby Puleo- Guy in the warehouse that's been there for 16 years, never really talked to anybody, and three days into your working there decides YOU'RE the guy he's gonna befriend and tell you all of his batshit ideas because you "seem like you GET IT."
Jamie Thomas- Air Force Recruiter
Berra- Middle management for an industrial supply company.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #105 on: January 30, 2018, 09:54:41 AM »
mike mo - paul walker working at the racers edge in the first fnf movie

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #106 on: January 30, 2018, 11:18:51 AM »


Paul Rodriguez - That Target employee who works in stock in the back. He's super chill, claims this isn't a long-term gig but he's been working there for 4 years. Works on his flatground game in the back during his breaks.

Favorite Quote - "Sorry, we don't have extra sizes in the back."

Curren Caples - The new cashier that all the other female employees think is really cute. He's a junior in High School and lives in the suburbs and just works two 4-hour shifts a week to pay for gas for the Hyundai Elantra his parents just bought him. He was really stoked to find out that Paul skates. Later, a teen girl shopper will secretly take a photo of him bagging her stuff and post it to Instragram, the pic goes viral #CurrentFromTarget

Favorite Quote - "Would you like to save 5% by signing up for a Target RedCard?"

Shaun White - The store manager who tries to still act younger than he is to try and relate to his employees. Beneath the surface, he's stressed out from corporate about meeting year-end sales goals. He recently graduated from community college with a Bachelors in Business Management, during his last year he visited the Target table at the student union job fair and that's when he decided to join the Target Management Program. He hopes to become a District Manager within 5 years.

Favorite Quote - "Target isn't just a job, it's my family and the career I've always wanted (slightly hesitates)."

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #107 on: January 30, 2018, 11:45:55 AM »
braydon szafranski - dog the bounty hunter

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #108 on: January 30, 2018, 12:04:35 PM »


Paul Rodriguez - That Target employee who works in stock in the back. He's super chill, claims this isn't a long-term gig but he's been working there for 4 years. Works on his flatground game in the back during his breaks.

Favorite Quote - "Sorry, we don't have extra sizes in the back."

Curren Caples - The new cashier that all the other female employees think is really cute. He's a junior in High School and lives in the suburbs and just works two 4-hour shifts a week to pay for gas for the Hyundai Elantra his parents just bought him. He was really stoked to find out that Paul skates. Later, a teen girl shopper will secretly take a photo of him bagging her stuff and post it to Instragram, the pic goes viral #CurrentFromTarget

Favorite Quote - "Would you like to save 5% by signing up for a Target RedCard?"

Shaun White - The store manager who tries to still act younger than he is to try and relate to his employees. Beneath the surface, he's stressed out from corporate about meeting year-end sales goals. He recently graduated from community college with a Bachelors in Business Management, during his last year he visited the Target table at the student union job fair and that's when he decided to join the Target Management Program. He hopes to become a District Manager within 5 years.

Favorite Quote - "Target isn't just a job, it's my family and the career I've always wanted (slightly hesitates)."

10/10

Shaun White also is the creepy manager who tries to sleep with every female employee the local afterwork watering hole

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #109 on: January 30, 2018, 12:59:46 PM »
Always thought some (not all) of these were very fitting:







Wtf... Ryan Smith was in not one, but THREE video games.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #110 on: January 30, 2018, 03:25:12 PM »
Brad Staba- Food truck operator

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #111 on: January 30, 2018, 04:07:58 PM »
louie barletta - highschool IT admin

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #112 on: January 30, 2018, 11:31:14 PM »
Louie-pre school teacher
Theotis- elementary school teacher
Jason Adams- line dance instructor
Mark Suciu- founder of a tech start up, wears a black turtleneck
Wes Kremer- jumps around between service jobs and occasionally sells weed, spends most of his day smoking weed near the beach, has no ambitions because he loves the beach life
Matt Field- trims weed up in Humboldt every october/november and somehow lives off the money for the rest of the year. Ran outnof couches to stay on years ago
Lizard King- lift operator in park city- will let you ride for free if you kick down some nugs bro
Neen- women pay him to help them release their chakras through sex therapy
Chris Joslin- still hangs out at the skatepark, but focuses more on smokin cigs
Heath- hitman
Huf- works on wall street
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #113 on: January 31, 2018, 12:25:45 AM »
Jasson Jesse - Apprentice builder
PRod - Roller coaster operator
Mullen - Street puppeteer
Terry Kennedy - Footlocker
David Gravette - Carnie
Lucero - Airport passport check/rental cars
Tony Hawk - Enthusiastic owner operator of a Subway restaurant with wife/kids working as employee's

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #114 on: January 31, 2018, 03:27:04 AM »
Mikey Taylor - number 11 in the third race at Flemington, paying $17

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #115 on: January 31, 2018, 05:29:53 AM »


Paul Rodriguez - That Target employee who works in stock in the back. He's super chill, claims this isn't a long-term gig but he's been working there for 4 years. Works on his flatground game in the back during his breaks.

Favorite Quote - "Sorry, we don't have extra sizes in the back."

Curren Caples - The new cashier that all the other female employees think is really cute. He's a junior in High School and lives in the suburbs and just works two 4-hour shifts a week to pay for gas for the Hyundai Elantra his parents just bought him. He was really stoked to find out that Paul skates. Later, a teen girl shopper will secretly take a photo of him bagging her stuff and post it to Instragram, the pic goes viral #CurrentFromTarget

Favorite Quote - "Would you like to save 5% by signing up for a Target RedCard?"

Shaun White - The store manager who tries to still act younger than he is to try and relate to his employees. Beneath the surface, he's stressed out from corporate about meeting year-end sales goals. He recently graduated from community college with a Bachelors in Business Management, during his last year he visited the Target table at the student union job fair and that's when he decided to join the Target Management Program. He hopes to become a District Manager within 5 years.

Favorite Quote - "Target isn't just a job, it's my family and the career I've always wanted (slightly hesitates)."

10/10

Shaun White also is the creepy manager who tries to sleep with every female employee the local afterwork watering hole

which we should mention is like an applebee's on the other side of the strip mall parking lot, and he's been kicked out for being too drunk and aggressive with the waitresses multiple times.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #116 on: January 31, 2018, 07:49:17 AM »
Tony Trujillo—is manager of a shitty strip club. He’s always doing coke in the back room. When he runs out, he gets pissed off and starts breaking shit, until his wife gives him a shot of Wells whiskey that is mixed with Xanax. Obviously, when a stripper refuses to have sex with him, he immediately fires her.
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #117 on: January 31, 2018, 09:12:44 AM »
Janoski works at Starbucks and somehow seems happy about it

Jerry Hsu works at Starbucks and does not

Templeton brings his laptop to Starbucks every day and is still working up the courage to purposely spill hot coffee in his lap and HSU

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #118 on: January 31, 2018, 07:28:02 PM »
Neen would replace the street performer Rasta Yogi in a box on Pearl Street Boulder

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #119 on: January 31, 2018, 08:05:53 PM »
Cody Mac: tanning salon