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What would your favorite pro do for a living if he wasn't a skater? What does his appearance imply what he might do as an occupation if he wasn't pro?

Zion Wright, - Tiger's golf caddy
Lucas Puig- lifestyle blogger
Nak- Soundcloud rapper (oh wait)
Foy- Factory worker or Milkman
Biebel- jarhead
Carroll- Manager at a call center
Dill- Butcher
Gonz- Janitor at an elementary school. Skates the empty schoolyard after his shifts to the dismay of teachers and parents
Reynolds- Real estate agent
Koston- T Mobile Customer Service

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2018, 12:50:53 PM »
I don't know what butchers or estate agents you hang with but their in the wrong line of business if they look like Dill or Reynolds.

Dill would work in a vhs rental shop and Reynolds might be a dude behind the counter at a petrol station.

Corey Duffel could be a hairdresser.


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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2018, 12:55:16 PM »
Wade Desarmo - Mountie
Antoin Asselin - Mountie
Ryan Decenzo - Mountie
Scott Decenzo - junior Mountie
Paul Machnau - Hockey, enforcer, basically Tie Domi
Rob Sluggo Boyce - Hockey, enforcer, basically Tie Domi
Bobby Dekeyzer - polite young man, might kill people w/ piano wire

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2018, 01:01:21 PM »
anyone else see ronnie sandoval looking like a dejected office worker with dreams that have been whittled away by the monotony of a 9-5? got that vibe from a halloween hellride vid

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2018, 01:08:36 PM »
Janoski works at Starbucks and somehow seems happy about it

Jerry Hsu works at Starbucks and does not

Templeton brings his laptop to Starbucks every day and is still working up the courage to purposely spill hot coffee in his lap and sue

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2018, 01:09:14 PM »
Wade Desarmo - Mountie
Antoin Asselin - Mountie
Ryan Decenzo - Mountie
Scott Decenzo - junior Mountie
Paul Machnau - Hockey, enforcer, basically Tie Domi
Rob Sluggo Boyce - Hockey, enforcer, basically Tie Domi
Bobby Dekeyzer - polite young man, might kill people w/ piano wire

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2018, 01:13:27 PM »
Dane Vaughn is going to get fired from his cashier job at H&M if he shows up late on saturday again.
« Last Edit: January 25, 2018, 02:12:53 PM by JB »

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2018, 01:13:48 PM »
Chris Haslam - Sasquatch
Dave Bachinsky - Hunter
Greg Lutzka - Zumiez Manager

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2018, 01:16:10 PM »
Bobby Worrest - Garbage Man

Corey Duffel - Enthusiastic Record Shop employee

Nyjah - Trampoline park supervisor

Tommy Sandoval - Head Shop Owner

Josh Kalis - Jiffy Lube Manager

Dan Drehobl - Camel Rep at the Gas Station

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2018, 01:16:39 PM »
AVE - motorcycle mechanic
Lutzka - enterprise software sales (if you think I'm off base, you haven't met someone that does this job)
Steve Olson (not Shorty's) - slaughterhouse employee
Steve Olson (Shorty's) - guy protesting the other Steve Olson's place of work

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2018, 01:24:47 PM »
Cab is the owner of a landscaping company.
Kyle Walker works at a call center and does Xanax

Riley Hawk plays in a shitty band and works at a skateshop

Tfunk is a no nonsense baseball prodigy from Idaho who bullies kids and hates school

Berra is a vice principal at a middle school who is a little too passionate about his job, Professor Shmitt is the bus driver and Nora teaches first grade.

Ishod is the upbeat guy at the gas station who turns into your homie over time.



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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2018, 01:28:29 PM »
Andrew Allen - math teacher

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2018, 01:29:38 PM »
jamie foy is on a tv show w/ the guy from eastbound and down
gershon is a gym coach
ethan fowler is an unhelpful clerk
ryan gallant is the babysitter you have a bad feeling about leaving your kids w/
boozentits is a barback at cheers
dill is a male model
AVE bounces at roadhouse
ricky o is a pediatrician


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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2018, 01:33:51 PM »
Greco- horse track bookee
Rowan- guitar center manager
Nick Dompierre- works at a GNC and sells HGH under the table to regular customers he thinks are "chill"

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2018, 01:44:00 PM »
Doug "Pineapple" Saladino would definitely make a great chimney sweep.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2018, 01:59:49 PM »
Greco - Part Time Halloween/Costume store worker and unsuccessful aspiring actor.
Reynolds - Starbucks barista
Ellington - Cart attendant at a grocery store that always shows up late and has a different excuse every time.
Figgy - Bum
Provost - NASCAR driver
Keelan - After school program instructor
PJ Ladd - Mime
AO - Porn director
Steve Olson - Ron Jeremy

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2018, 02:23:25 PM »
Dee from baker is the guy working at a movie theatre who asks you if you want butter on your popcorn 5 times then still puts butter on it even though you said no all 5 times

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2018, 02:37:29 PM »
Paul Rodriguez - works at foot locker

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2018, 02:39:07 PM »
AVE - motorcycle mechanic
Lutzka - enterprise software sales (if you think I'm off base, you haven't met someone that does this job)
Steve Olson (not Shorty's) - slaughterhouse employee
Steve Olson (Shorty's) - guy protesting the other Steve Olson's place of work

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2018, 02:40:40 PM »
Geoff Rowley - United Airlines security officer

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2018, 02:48:04 PM »
I feel like the answers in this thread are what's going to end up being used for the intro of Skate 4 if it ever happens.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2018, 02:53:22 PM »
Chris roberts- therapist
Rob drydik-car salesman
Mullen-astro-physicists for nasa
Peter smolik-owner/head chef at smolikin hot BBQ 4 life
Jamie thomas- counselor at a Christian based youth-risk help center


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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2018, 03:04:02 PM »
AVE - motorcycle mechanic
Lutzka - enterprise software sales (if you think I'm off base, you haven't met someone that does this job)
Steve Olson (not Shorty's) - slaughterhouse employee
Steve Olson (Shorty's) - guy protesting the other Steve Olson's place of work


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Paul Rodriguez: Brazilian soccer player.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2018, 03:22:54 PM »
gilbert crockett - stevedore
neen williams - personal trainer/lifestyle coach
clint walker - high school football equipment manager
reynolds - restaurant manager and aa/na sponsor

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2018, 03:34:14 PM »
young boo boo--- Migos ghost writer
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2018, 03:35:43 PM »
Bobby Worrest - Garbage Man

Corey Duffel - Enthusiastic Record Shop employee

Nyjah - Trampoline park supervisor

Tommy Sandoval - Head Shop Owner

Josh Kalis - Jiffy Lube Manager

Dan Drehobl - Camel Rep at the Gas Station


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Greco - Part Time Halloween/Costume store worker and unsuccessful aspiring actor.
Reynolds - Starbucks barista
Ellington - Cart attendant at a grocery store that always shows up late and has a different excuse every time.
Figgy - Bum
Provost - NASCAR driver
Keelan - After school program instructor
PJ Ladd - Mime
AO - Porn director
Steve Olson - Ron Jeremy

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2018, 03:57:04 PM »
Gerwer - construction labourer
Gustav - yoga teacher
Evan Smith - tree planter
Malto - finishing high school
MJ - fry cook
Sammy Baca - lowrider enthusiasts club president


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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2018, 04:04:21 PM »
ben kadow - danny vinyard

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2018, 04:08:25 PM »
ben kadow - danny vinyard
andy roy - derek vinyard

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2018, 04:20:33 PM »
Torey Pudwill works at a vape shop with Boo Johnson but neither gets paid or is actually employed there.
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