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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2018, 04:38:42 PM »
Current Chad Muska an actor playing the character Tom Waits played in Bram Stokers Dracula. 
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2018, 04:59:33 PM »
jamie foy is on a tv show w/ the guy from eastbound and down
gershon is a gym coach
ethan fowler is an unhelpful clerk
ryan gallant is the babysitter you have a bad feeling about leaving your kids w/
boozentits is a barback at cheers
dill is a male model
AVE bounces at roadhouse
ricky o is a pediatrician

Close enough




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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2018, 05:12:37 PM »
Gustav - playing soccer right beside ibrahimovic
Dolan stearns - tattoo artist
figgy - hitch hiking cross country
Ronnie sandoval - mechanic
Nyjah - motocross
jaws - freak show
sebo - in university studying science

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2018, 05:57:30 PM »
Fred Gall is out behind the building wearing a dirty apron and drinking a beer. Not sure what he does though...

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2018, 06:06:37 PM »
jamie thomas reminds me of a guy working at an army navy store or gas station attendant

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2018, 06:11:06 PM »
Louie Barletta - clown at kids' parties

David Loy - spraying the shoes at a bowling alley

Heath - guiding expeditions through the Amazon/Everest etc.

ill murray, can you remind me why you think im a kook

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2018, 06:30:44 PM »
Leticia - leave it up to your imagination ;)
JK - guy that has taught English for more than 10 years in Japan and still can't speak Japanese, hangs out in expat bars and collects anime dolls in his spare time
Heath - Serial Killer
Dill - creepy uncle
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2018, 06:35:12 PM »

JK - guy that has taught English for more than 10 years in Japan and still can't speak Japanese, hangs out in expat bar and collects anime dolls in his spare time


Holy shit it's too real

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2018, 06:48:47 PM »
Greco- horse track bookee
Nick Dompierre- works at a GNC and sells HGH under the table to regular customers he thinks are "chill"
these two made me chuckle

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2018, 07:05:36 PM »
Dill works in an adult bookstore

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2018, 07:09:21 PM »
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JK - guy that has taught English for more than 10 years in Japan and still can't speak Japanese, hangs out in expat bars and collects anime dolls in his spare time

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Holy shit it's too real
I see a lot of them around!

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2018, 07:29:00 PM »
B.A. - lifeguard
Daewon - Ups delivery guy
Chris Russel - Succesful Snap-on tools rep.
Lizard - door to door sales, top producer
Cody Mac - lead bartender at lesbian bar
Brezinski - Orange Julius technician
Gravette - Manager at Petsmart




 

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #42 on: January 25, 2018, 07:32:41 PM »
Marc Johnson - patient transport at urgent care

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #43 on: January 25, 2018, 07:38:46 PM »
john cardiel - trader joe's

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #44 on: January 25, 2018, 07:52:53 PM »
Andrew Allen: cashier at bowling alley
Ed Templeton: owner of vegan bakery...just sits at the table closest to the bathroom, scarfing down cake, looking like an ashamed cat.
Nyjah: cashier at Lids
Miles Silvas: wipes down loads in the sauna room of a spa
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #45 on: January 25, 2018, 07:53:28 PM »
What would your favorite pro do for a living if he wasn't a skater? What does his appearance imply what he might do as an occupation if he wasn't pro?

Zion Wright, - Tiger's golf caddy
Lucas Puig- lifestyle blogger
Nak- Soundcloud rapper (oh wait)
Foy- Factory worker or Milkman
Biebel- jarhead
Carroll- Manager at a call center
Dill- Butcher
Gonz- Janitor at an elementary school. Skates the empty schoolyard after his shifts to the dismay of teachers and parents
Reynolds- Real estate agent
Koston- T Mobile Customer Service
nailed it

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #46 on: January 25, 2018, 08:19:50 PM »
Dave Bachinsky - Drywall Guy (perpetually covered in dust)
Jordan Maxham - Shady weed connection
Chico Brenes - Runs a medium sized independent grocery
Nora - Works in your office, openly hates you
Tommy Guerrero - DHL delivery, wears large earphones
Chalba - outfitter/fishing guide at edge of North Cackalakey wilderness
Duffel - Record store clerk
TNT - Tire shop guy, glares at boss when told to do something
Lance Mountain  - Gardener
Tony Hawk - Top Realtor in Bakersfield, three years running!

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #47 on: January 25, 2018, 08:30:55 PM »
Pat Burke - Haight Ashbury burnout

Frecks - Butcher

Ray Barbee - Whole Foods shift manager

Dj Gaudin - Burger King cashier

Chris Cole - Guitar specialist at Guitar Center. Also plays in Scorpions cover band

Salman Agah - Busdriver

Slash - Sells cheese at farmer's markets

Spencer Nuzzi - Zumiez

Darrell Stanton - Token black dude in your favorite sitcom

Chase Gabor - Home Depot


 


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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #48 on: January 25, 2018, 09:01:53 PM »
Ben Kadow - Singer for the Smashing Pumpkins
Puleo - microbrewery beer snob (insert joke about cellar doors): his "locals only" attitude and all his crazy little rules would translate perfectly to the world of beer snobbery
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #49 on: January 25, 2018, 09:26:00 PM »
Andrew Allen - math teacher
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #50 on: January 25, 2018, 09:39:55 PM »
The Butcher - a butcher

Frankie Heck - holder of the Lucasian Chair of Mathematics

^Just wanted to drop Frankie Heck's name since he's awesome.


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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #51 on: January 25, 2018, 09:49:40 PM »
Lizard king works in the Braille warehouse
Tom penny delivers flowers to bodegas

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #52 on: January 25, 2018, 10:13:31 PM »
Doug Brown- Evangelical mega church preacher
Manny Santiago - Minor league baseball player, in his late 30s but keeping the dream alive
Rodney Mullen - Brilliant university mathmatics professor, unappreciated by his students. Becomes dejected, retreats to cabin and begins mailing expolosives
Pat Sinner Twirls the "pay day loans" sign on the side of the road, but its cool 'cause he gets to show of his latest rave moves

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #53 on: January 25, 2018, 10:19:25 PM »
rodney would freestyle under a bridge in any scenario as he invented flying buttresses

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #54 on: January 25, 2018, 10:36:47 PM »
Lacey Baker- Paints portraits of nude Donald Trump using her menstrual blood

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #55 on: January 25, 2018, 10:49:12 PM »
Mike Vallely-Concert Security
David Gravette-Prize stand at Chuck E Cheese
Billy Marks -Costco stock
Blake Carpenter -Best Buy employee (probably tv's?)
Greco -Pawn store owner

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #56 on: January 25, 2018, 11:41:20 PM »
Andrew Allen: cashier at bowling alley
Ed Templeton: owner of vegan bakery...just sits at the table closest to the bathroom, scarfing down cake, looking like an ashamed cat.
Nyjah: cashier at Lids
Miles Silvas: wipes down loads in the sauna room of a spa

Hahaha! This is perfect.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #57 on: January 25, 2018, 11:42:03 PM »
Lacey Baker- Paints portraits of nude Donald Trump using her menstrual blood

Hahahahaha perfect

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #58 on: January 25, 2018, 11:55:49 PM »
Koston- T Mobile Customer Service

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #59 on: January 25, 2018, 11:58:42 PM »
Fred Gall is out behind the building wearing a dirty apron and drinking a beer. Not sure what he does though...
Holy fuck. Perfect.
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