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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #60 on: January 26, 2018, 12:00:40 AM »
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This thread is brilliant, and you guys are killing it. Case in point ^.
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #61 on: January 26, 2018, 12:24:48 AM »
Dill = John Waters

Gary Rogers = stunt double for Whoopi Goldberg

Nyjah = edgy Applebee's bartender

Gurney = Host of MTV's Headbanger's Ball and/or Megadeth roadie

Grant Taylor = Irish Folk Dance Instructor (always a little bit drunk)

Gerwer = 1970's Game Show Host, or contestant. Not sure which.

Lucero = That one older guy who works at every Apple Store

Grosso = Marlon Brando, later years

Kwalks = with that trash 'stace...level 3 sex offender.

BA = bartender at a hipster gay bar in Williamsberg

Jason Adams = extra in Rebel Without a Cause, still trying to make a "breakout" in Hollywood

Preston M. = Actually, the most interesting person in the world (I knew and skated with him. Dude was unlike any other person that ever existed)





 




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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #62 on: January 26, 2018, 12:35:07 AM »
Alex Olson: bartender at gay strip-club
Sheckler: Pac Sun employee
Jon Dickson: mechanic
Eli Reed: sales associate at a sex shop
Ramondetta: lumberjack
Marc Johnson: owner of a failing, hipster bookstore


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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #63 on: January 26, 2018, 01:57:04 AM »
Sheckler - breaking bad cooking meth in the rv
Kareem - selling dope for the boy


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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #65 on: January 26, 2018, 04:39:49 AM »
^^ Is that Raybourn? Thats fucking sick, where is that footage from

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #66 on: January 26, 2018, 04:46:28 AM »
^^ Is that Raybourn? Thats fucking sick, where is that footage from



so fucking jacked i dont even know what youd call it? it's like a flyout mute tap to fakie without turning?
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #67 on: January 26, 2018, 07:18:43 AM »
Stu Graham would make a great ice cream man.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #68 on: January 26, 2018, 07:42:02 AM »
Louie Barletta would be an English professor at the local community college and his "office hours" would just be grabbing a beer at the nearby tavern.

Dakota Servold would be a student at the local community college and would decline offers for "office hours" despite how desperately he could use them.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #69 on: January 26, 2018, 08:10:09 AM »
Silas works the floor at Cabellas.

Cardiel sells home speakers out of a white van.

Gonz works the nightshift at the airport.

BA is a UPS driver that wears shorts year round.

Lutzka is a correctional officer who tries to level with inmates and brings them in contraband to win friends.


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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #70 on: January 26, 2018, 08:25:09 AM »
Always thought some (not all) of these were very fitting:






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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #71 on: January 26, 2018, 08:44:56 AM »
Greco - mob
Sinner - pub crawl
Antwuan - jail

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #72 on: January 26, 2018, 08:52:26 AM »
I have to admit... I saw the title of this thread and thought, "really?". Well, shame on me because this is hilarious.
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #73 on: January 26, 2018, 08:54:44 AM »
Penny- rap DJ/producer

Jake Hayes- bartender at craft brewery

Boo Johnson- retail clothes employee / weed dealer

Lacey- barista/artist

Leticia- VHS ERA’s housewife

Koston- High school guidance counselor

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #74 on: January 26, 2018, 09:04:26 AM »
Jamie Foy- baggage handler for southwest

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #75 on: January 26, 2018, 09:09:23 AM »
Penny- rap DJ/producer

Jake Hayes- bartender at craft brewery

Boo Johnson- retail clothes employee / weed dealer

Lacey- barista/artist

Leticia- VHS ERA’s housewife

Koston- High school guidance counselor


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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #76 on: January 26, 2018, 09:11:33 AM »
reda - shitty detective

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #77 on: January 26, 2018, 09:43:12 AM »
Mikemo’s going to end up “working from home” meaning he’s going to sell some health product through an Instagram pyramid scheme.

Yaje will be an ayahuasca shaman after he retires and heads back to Brazil.

Dill is a short story writer/anecdotal contributer to skate magazines a la Dave Carnie.

Heath is paid just to exist.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #78 on: January 26, 2018, 09:49:49 AM »
Stranger is the Captain of a tug boat.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #79 on: January 26, 2018, 09:55:19 AM »
Kevin Rodrigues and Ben K are the only two male workers at their respective Urban Outfitters

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #80 on: January 26, 2018, 10:03:34 AM »
Forest Edwards- blockbuster employee

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #81 on: January 26, 2018, 10:06:18 AM »
Forest Edwards- blockbuster employee
So... unemployed?

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #83 on: January 26, 2018, 10:21:44 AM »
Mike Mo- Youtuber

Daveed Gonzales- Female stunt double

Tyshawn- NBA star

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #84 on: January 26, 2018, 10:22:55 AM »
skateboarder already did this.. had scott johonston in a hazmat suit or something like that.
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #85 on: January 26, 2018, 01:42:45 PM »
Lucero- when you were a kid, he was your dads cool friend that sometimes convinced him to smoke weed

Dill is that recluse neighbor you know nothing about

Evan Smiths works at whole foods with no aspirations other than to "travel"

Lacey Baker- disgruntled liberal call center employee sick of hearing old white men disrespect her


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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #86 on: January 27, 2018, 06:50:49 PM »
Jim Greco - Used car salesman
Steez Ortiz - Pizza delivery
Zigram - Warehouse job
Matt Field - guided tours for groups around SF
Alexis Sablone - UPS
Lizzie - Cashier
Kenny Anderson - Teacher
Sean Pablo - movie extra. Peak of his career was as one of the lost kids in Hook
BA - Plumber
Tony Hawk - Together with Lucero, that old guy at the Apple Store
Andrew Allen - Porn star
Frank Gerwer - Taxi driver
SHIT!

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #87 on: January 27, 2018, 08:47:10 PM »

Daveed Gonzales- Female stunt double

I thought Michelle Rodriguez looked strange doing that diving roll...

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #88 on: January 27, 2018, 09:01:19 PM »
Shawn Powers - Sells shoe cleaner at a kiosk in the mall
Lizard King - Works register at a smoke shop and supplies teenagers with alcohol
Sluggo - P.E. teacher and wrestling coach
Heath Kirchart - Tour guide at national park
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #89 on: January 27, 2018, 09:10:42 PM »
Giovinny Reda would be a $4.25 an Hour Bitch !!!!
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