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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #120 on: January 31, 2018, 08:19:43 PM »
Janoski works at Starbucks and somehow seems happy about it

Jerry Hsu works at Starbucks and does not

Templeton brings his laptop to Starbucks every day and is still working up the courage to purposely spill hot coffee in his lap and HSU


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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #121 on: January 31, 2018, 10:36:03 PM »
Cody Mac: tanning salon

I could see him running a belt buckle kiosk at a mall that nobody really goes to anymore. The kind that also sells giant bootleg volcom stickers that are proportioned all wrong.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #122 on: February 01, 2018, 12:18:55 AM »
Ben Gilley- Stunt double for Astaroth
 
Jub- Speaks to high school students about the dangers of large retaining walls
 
Pat Rakestraw- Spokesperson for an anti-masochism foundation called "Label Kills"
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #123 on: February 01, 2018, 05:01:00 AM »
Leo Valls - Mimer
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #124 on: February 01, 2018, 05:44:43 AM »


Paul Rodriguez - That Target employee who works in stock in the back. He's super chill, claims this isn't a long-term gig but he's been working there for 4 years. Works on his flatground game in the back during his breaks.

Favorite Quote - "Sorry, we don't have extra sizes in the back."

Curren Caples - The new cashier that all the other female employees think is really cute. He's a junior in High School and lives in the suburbs and just works two 4-hour shifts a week to pay for gas for the Hyundai Elantra his parents just bought him. He was really stoked to find out that Paul skates. Later, a teen girl shopper will secretly take a photo of him bagging her stuff and post it to Instragram, the pic goes viral #CurrentFromTarget

Favorite Quote - "Would you like to save 5% by signing up for a Target RedCard?"

Shaun White - The store manager who tries to still act younger than he is to try and relate to his employees. Beneath the surface, he's stressed out from corporate about meeting year-end sales goals. He recently graduated from community college with a Bachelors in Business Management, during his last year he visited the Target table at the student union job fair and that's when he decided to join the Target Management Program. He hopes to become a District Manager within 5 years.

Favorite Quote - "Target isn't just a job, it's my family and the career I've always wanted (slightly hesitates)."

10/10

Shaun White also is the creepy manager who tries to sleep with every female employee the local afterwork watering hole

which we should mention is like an applebee's on the other side of the strip mall parking lot, and he's been kicked out for being too drunk and aggressive with the waitresses multiple times.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #125 on: February 01, 2018, 12:17:27 PM »

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #126 on: February 01, 2018, 12:19:46 PM »
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #127 on: February 01, 2018, 12:41:30 PM »


This looks like a press photo for a collaborative television program featuring Lil Mormon's living in a house.








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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #128 on: February 02, 2018, 04:49:36 AM »
shawn white used to have the high score in donkey kong and he also has a line of hot sauce that he claims is the best.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #129 on: February 02, 2018, 04:57:09 AM »
shawn white used to have the high score in donkey kong and he also has a line of hot sauce that he claims is the best.

Hahaha "The Hope og Slope"
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #130 on: February 02, 2018, 05:48:19 AM »

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #131 on: February 02, 2018, 05:49:30 AM »
Nestor Judkins - looks like the temp of an office job that's just a little TOO talkative, but you deal with him because he hates the Patriots too.

Sage - works at the longstanding pizzeria in a college town.

Evan Smith - Gamestop employee that act likes working at gamestop makes him the ultimate gamer.

Neen - you think he is some stoner whole foods dude but he tricks you and works at some new age church and tries to convert you.

 
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #132 on: February 05, 2018, 12:51:44 PM »
Wade Desarmo - Mountie
Antoin Asselin - Mountie
Ryan Decenzo - Mountie
Scott Decenzo - junior Mountie
Paul Machnau - Hockey, enforcer, basically Tie Domi
Rob Sluggo Boyce - Hockey, enforcer, basically Tie Domi
Bobby Dekeyzer - polite young man, might kill people w/ piano wire

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #133 on: September 07, 2018, 02:03:43 PM »
Bumping this thread because it is funny and im bored at work.

Raven- Works at a landscaping company, eats gnarly 711 food from the grill on his lunch breaks while taking a picture of the work truck he and 2 others piled into with the # #workgrind

Jack Olson - 17 yr old pizza shop employee. He can fakie tre but not regular.

Joey Brezinski is a house flipper and is too enthusiastic about it.

Luan - is an extremely patient and helpful troubleshooting specialist.

Chris Colbourn is a quiet mailman, nodding politely each day to the citizens of the neighborhood, building a level of rapport and trust since graduating from the neighborhood paperboy as a youth.

Feedback TS spends his days reprimanding troubled youth in an alternative school for bad kids.

Ishod is the homie who works the night shift at your local gas station, and doesn't ID you anymore. He never did.

Winkowski- Handles and takes care for all of the reptiles in the reptile exhibit at the Zoo. He wears khaki cargo shorts and speaks very little, constantly squinting his eyes.



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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #134 on: September 07, 2018, 02:49:49 PM »
Rob Dyrdek: D-List Actor
Andy Roy: Meth Dealer and User
Louie Barletta: Wig Sales Man
Brandon Biebal: GNC or Gold Gym Sales Rep
Jason Jesse: Trump Supporter and Volunteer
Alex Olson: Some hipster store in New York that sells $200 t shirts in the village
Nora: Telemarketer
Neen: Cook/Chef
That whole late 90's Baker Crew aka the piss drunks: All of them are look like they would be AA counselors.
Ishod: Action Movie Stars son in movies
Kader: Token Black kid in old navy ads.
Steve Olson: Walmart Greeter who also breaks the rules
ManRamp: Construction worker and florist
Julien Davidson: In a Cristian Rock Band
Jamie Foy: Airline Baggage Handler
Chad Muska: Gap manager
Bam Margera: Beer Delivery Driver




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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #135 on: September 07, 2018, 03:06:30 PM »
Nyjah = yoga instructor

Luan = waiter at a fancy restaurant

Chris Milic + jesse alba = slacker cinema workers

Austyn Gillette = low level call centre employee

tony trujillo = sells crashed cars for parts

shaun powers = door to door salesman



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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #136 on: September 07, 2018, 03:09:05 PM »
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #137 on: September 07, 2018, 06:15:29 PM »
unemployment
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #138 on: September 08, 2018, 09:50:15 AM »
Jaws - Professional Swimmer
Nate Jones - Bartender
Eli Reed - Line Cook
Suciu - Engineer
Corey Duffel Elijah Berle - Hot Topic Employee
Grant Taylor Elijah Berle - Car Mechanic
Nora - Lactation Consultant
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Was that switch?

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #139 on: September 08, 2018, 09:59:42 AM »
Kyle Walker- grocery bagger/shopping cart retriever
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #140 on: September 08, 2018, 10:45:17 AM »
Austyn Gillette = low level call centre employee

That's cold-blooded. Palm reader in New Orleans would be better.

Nate Jones - Bartender

He actually is a bartender.
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #141 on: September 08, 2018, 01:31:10 PM »
Austyn Gillette = low level call centre employee

That's cold-blooded. Palm reader in New Orleans would be better.

Nate Jones - Bartender

He actually is a bartender.

Wouldnt doubt if it was in SF as well...
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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #142 on: September 09, 2018, 02:02:53 AM »
Leticia is an instagram 'model' with her own line of leggings
Weck is a gym bro who sells steroids in the locker room
DNavs owns/works/secretly lives in a band rehearsal space

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #143 on: September 09, 2018, 11:29:21 AM »
The Chief- Enlisted military retiree who is now is the president of a veteran biker club who takes it unusually seriously

Cobra Cole- Christian rock band guitar player

P-rod- Car salesmen

Gonz- Elementary school art teacher

Provost- Pep boys tire technician

Figgy- Little league baseball coach in the southeast (smoky mountain area)

kelly Hart- Dutch Bros barista

Gravette- mate on a salmon fishing guide boat


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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #144 on: September 11, 2018, 08:36:47 AM »
Nyjah - Trampoline park supervisor

Hahaha.  I didn’t even know that was a job.  Made me laugh out loud though.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #145 on: September 11, 2018, 10:43:42 AM »
John Cardiel & Julian Stranger - Co-owners of J&J Pool service, they have nights and weekends off to skate and are living the dream.

Gino Iannucci  - Hosts of a Pizza show on the Vice channel

Sean Sheffy -  Celebrity Life Coach 

Natas Kaupas - Teaches art classes and Lithuanian folk dancing at the senior center.

TNT - Assistant Manager at Hot Topic.

Chris Cole - Roller Derby Coach

Rudy Johnson - Yogurt inspector

Nyjah, Sheckler, & Jereme Rogers - Boy Band

Gonz - Senator Mark Gonzales (R) CA

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #146 on: September 11, 2018, 10:47:31 AM »
Tyson Peterson attendant at a thrift store in Long Beach

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #147 on: September 11, 2018, 11:09:23 AM »
Jordan Maxham: spends 10.5 out of 12 months a year in county lockup but not for more than 6 weeks at a time; has a deal worked out where an obese female guard sits on his face in exchange for smuggling oxys in her shitter.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #148 on: September 11, 2018, 11:36:01 AM »
Swan Pablo- pushy salesmen at a mall kiosk

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #149 on: September 11, 2018, 11:42:27 AM »
dill could make for a nice mannequin at a high end clothing store.
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