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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #150 on: September 11, 2018, 12:28:47 PM »
Terry Kennedy: gang member turned youth worker/born again christian

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #151 on: September 11, 2018, 01:35:47 PM »
Rob Dyrdek: D-List Actor
Andy Roy: Meth Dealer and User
Louie Barletta: Wig Sales Man
Brandon Biebal: GNC or Gold Gym Sales Rep
Jason Jesse: Trump Supporter and Volunteer
Alex Olson: Some hipster store in New York that sells $200 t shirts in the village
Nora: Telemarketer
Neen: Cook/Chef
That whole late 90's Baker Crew aka the piss drunks: All of them are look like they would be AA counselors.
Ishod: Action Movie Stars son in movies
Kader: Token Black kid in old navy ads.
Steve Olson: Walmart Greeter who also breaks the rules
ManRamp: Construction worker and florist
Julien Davidson: In a Cristian Rock Band
Jamie Foy: Airline Baggage Handler
Chad Muska: Gap manager
Bam Margera: Beer Delivery Driver

Nailed it.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #152 on: September 11, 2018, 02:09:03 PM »
FA Dill - group therapy leader.
Skatemore Dill- freelance, cash-only pool cleaner and landscaper.
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #153 on: September 12, 2018, 01:15:10 AM »
jamie thomas - former army sergeant, can't quite let it go, now runs the local VFW hall and lets kids throw metal shows but gets really pissed when they mosh

grosso - long haul truck driver who spends most of his time at loves across the country chain smoking and trying to talk to people

gino - really unassuming local butcher in a small town. he charges a little too much, but people still go there because their parents always went there and he has the best stuff. politely talks boxing with older customers, but never for too long

greco - employee at gino's butcher shop. talks way too much about movies with customers. people pretend to not hear him call their number

shane heyl - bounces from warehouse job to warehouse job. always tries to party with the college kids working in the warehouse as summer jobs. doesn't usually work out.

andrew allen - works at a tattoo shop and lives with 4 other people. you move in to save money on rent for a little. he doesn't really talk to you much and eats meals in his room. pays his bills on time but occasionally leaves laundry in the dryer for 3 days and really jams you up

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #154 on: September 12, 2018, 02:02:17 AM »
Austyn Gillette-works at starbucks
Arto Saari-pornstar
Dane Vaughn-gay pornstar
Alex Olson-pornstar
Nora-kinderkarten teacher
Reynolds-car mechanic
Jamal Smith-weed dealer
Evan Smith-guy who works different kind of part time jobs and do lot of acid
Nyjah Huston- unemployed guy who live his mom basement

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #155 on: September 12, 2018, 02:38:49 AM »
Austyn Gillette-works at starbucks
Arto Saari-pornstar
Dane Vaughn-gay pornstar
Alex Olson-pornstar
Nora-kinderkarten teacher
Reynolds-car mechanic
Jamal Smith-weed dealer
Evan Smith-guy who works different kind of part time jobs and do lot of acid
Nyjah Huston- unemployed guy who live his mom basement

try again

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #156 on: January 22, 2019, 12:26:00 PM »
Terry Kennedy: gang member turned youth worker/born again christian converted to judaism, shalom.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #157 on: January 22, 2019, 01:47:19 PM »
Brian Anderson (current iteration) - one of those people who designs the window display at Macy's

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #158 on: January 22, 2019, 02:16:06 PM »
Jamie Foy-Taco Bell

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #159 on: January 22, 2019, 02:16:48 PM »
Wade Desarmo - Mountie
Antoin Asselin - Mountie
Ryan Decenzo - Mountie
Scott Decenzo - junior Mountie
Paul Machnau - Hockey, enforcer, basically Tie Domi
Rob Sluggo Boyce - Hockey, enforcer, basically Tie Domi
Bobby Dekeyzer - polite young man, might kill people w/ piano wire

Haha Friggin' Eh  :)

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #160 on: January 22, 2019, 03:53:38 PM »
Tfunk just threw a snowball at you from across the street and it hit you in the chest. When you looked at him he just scrunched his nose up and snickered.

WhoKid is the teachers aide and tries to sell you adderall between classes.

Hosoi is an overly enthusiastic 3rd base-coach for his sons baseball team.

Grosso is the umpire.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #161 on: January 22, 2019, 05:31:43 PM »
Chris Pastras- Yo Gabba Gabba understudy
PJ Ladd- cabbie
Frank Gerwer- graphic designer
Tom Penny- professional penis model
Ryan Decenzo- Sunglass Hut employee of the month
Antwan Dixon- ice cream truck driver
Stefan Janoski- mattress salesman
Ishod- custodial services
MiMi Knoop- children’s book author
Mark Suciu- Guy on laptop at Starbucks in the middle of the day typing with purpose
Jerry Hsu- Admin assist.
Tosh Townend- professional hacky sacker
Justin Henry- Pokemon collector, expert
Franky Villani- Apple store “genius”
Omar Salazar- poet, bon vivant
Erik Ellington- Social worker






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When nothing in society deserves respect, we should fashion for ourselves in solitude new silent loyalties.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #162 on: January 22, 2019, 05:33:57 PM »
Richard moulder realtor
I’m a fat Siamese cat.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #163 on: January 22, 2019, 06:52:17 PM »
Franky Villani - Freelance contributor to Bloody Disgusting and Dread Central, has a YT vlog he updates infrequently, works at a cutty horror memorabilia shop that's only open on the weekends.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #164 on: January 22, 2019, 06:53:18 PM »
Austyn Gillette-works at starbucks
Arto Saari-pornstar
Dane Vaughn-gay pornstar
Alex Olson-pornstar
Nora-kinderkarten teacher
Reynolds-car mechanic
Jamal Smith-weed dealer
Evan Smith-guy who works different kind of part time jobs and do lot of acid
Nyjah Huston- unemployed guy who live his mom basement

Jamal Smith made a beat about weed dealers

https://soundcloud.com/epan94/poptartpete-weed-dealers

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #165 on: January 22, 2019, 06:57:56 PM »
Gino Iannucci playing right wing  for the New York Rangers.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #166 on: January 22, 2019, 07:00:28 PM »
the RANGERS?

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #167 on: January 22, 2019, 07:15:42 PM »
the RANGERS?

Haha! This made laugh. Didn’t Gino had an Islanders board on FA ?

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #168 on: January 22, 2019, 07:47:15 PM »
Andrew Allen would make a great stay at home husband.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #169 on: January 22, 2019, 07:49:36 PM »
sean pablo would work at an Abercrombie or something equivalent to that.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #170 on: January 22, 2019, 07:52:31 PM »
Chris Pastras- Yo Gabba Gabba understudy
PJ Ladd- cabbie
Frank Gerwer- graphic designer
Tom Penny- professional penis model
Ryan Decenzo- Sunglass Hut employee of the month
Antwan Dixon- ice cream truck driver
Stefan Janoski- mattress salesman
Ishod- custodial services
MiMi Knoop- children’s book author
Mark Suciu- Guy on laptop at Starbucks in the middle of the day typing with purpose
Jerry Hsu- Admin assist.
Tosh Townend- professional hacky sacker
Justin Henry- Pokemon collector, expert
Franky Villani- Apple store “genius”
Omar Salazar- poet, bon vivant
Erik Ellington- Social worker

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #171 on: January 22, 2019, 07:57:27 PM »
Mikey Taylor. Kentucky Derby Winner.

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #172 on: January 22, 2019, 08:12:31 PM »
P.Rod is working at McDonald's selling his favorite sandwich the McRib

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #173 on: January 22, 2019, 08:33:10 PM »
Bobby worrest - chef from hooters

Leticia Balogne - waitress from hooters

Salmon agah - manager of said hooters

Christian Hosoi - regional manager for hooters

 


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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #174 on: January 22, 2019, 09:16:21 PM »
My baby refuses to fall asleep so fuck it...

Ave - Successful chef at an upscale diner styled restaurant in LA called 'Bingo'. He has a Jay Leno level obsession with vintage cars while his business partner does all the cliche LA shit like do tons of blow and bang the waitresses.

Nak - A YouTube poet whose content is popular in bougie black circles. He gets called out in the blogs every once in a while because he says a bunch of afrocentric stuff but cant leave that white booty alone.

Clark Hassler - Substitute teacher who completely disregards the carefully constructed leason plans to talk to students about how automation will cause an irreversible global economic crisis 15 years from now.

Tyshawn Jones- Works at the local pawn shop where he reluctantly plays good cop when customers try to argue with the shop owner about prices. Job kinda sucks but they dont drug test, and he gets first dibs on all the drum kits that come through.

Sean Malto - Runs a startup with his college buddies from Northern Virginia. They work on an app that allows strangers to offer and request hugs from other strangers. He is somehow doing well despite the app idea being fucking dumb. He has pent up anger from hearing techie white people say racist things to him in confidence, not knowing he's half asian.


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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #175 on: January 23, 2019, 05:11:43 PM »
Bobby Puleo- Busboy

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #176 on: January 23, 2019, 06:02:58 PM »
Caswell Berry collects shopping carts

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #177 on: January 23, 2019, 06:34:56 PM »
Richie Jackson fucks kids

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #178 on: January 23, 2019, 06:35:17 PM »
Shit wrong thread

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Re: Pros and their alternate job occupations based on what they look like
« Reply #179 on: January 23, 2019, 06:48:46 PM »
Any given McClung - Snowboarder