Author Topic: ZACK ALLEN IS FUCKING SICK (Read 5818 times)

lurkshit · « **on:** January 31, 2018, 09:56:13 AM »

YO I KNOW WHATS WHAT AND THAT KIDS UP. like really i think he represents to the fullest extent the shift in skating. fuck flipping a board onto a ledge and doing 180 out. i just wanna see thick 50-50grinds, fat kickflips, street grabs, and really jerky sketchy tranny skating.

rejectpaul · « **Reply #1 on:** January 31, 2018, 09:58:17 AM »

sick yo

slappies · « **Reply #2 on:** January 31, 2018, 09:59:22 AM »

A lot of sexual undertones in that post.

Gonna have to play it safe here, reported.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #3 on:** January 31, 2018, 10:01:04 AM »

it's cool that you didn't post any footage of his, I'm not sure I can handle the backside heel gif today

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #4 on:** January 31, 2018, 10:14:15 AM »

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it's cool that you didn't post any footage of his, I'm not sure I can handle the backside heel gif today

Not while my kid's in the room

Dirty Daventry · « **Reply #5 on:** January 31, 2018, 10:51:16 AM »

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it's cool that you didn't post any footage of his, I'm not sure I can handle the backside heel gif today
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Not while my kid's in the room

Someones gonna have to expain this to me

slappies · « **Reply #6 on:** January 31, 2018, 10:52:25 AM »

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it's cool that you didn't post any footage of his, I'm not sure I can handle the backside heel gif today
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Not while my kid's in the room
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Someones gonna have to expain this to me

You have to post 680 more times first!

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #7 on:** January 31, 2018, 10:57:46 AM »

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it's cool that you didn't post any footage of his, I'm not sure I can handle the backside heel gif today
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Not while my kid's in the room
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Someones gonna have to expain this to me

That level 80 dwarf guy thinks that he should be allowed to sexually harass any woman he wants because its an 18+ forum and he can't show it to his kids.

Atiba Applebum · « **Reply #8 on:** January 31, 2018, 11:00:15 AM »

Kid’s got an ad in the new Thrasher and he has a visible tattoo on his arm. I assumed he was 13 or 14 or is an Andy Milonkis type like T-funk

Dirty Daventry · « **Reply #9 on:** January 31, 2018, 11:00:45 AM »

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it's cool that you didn't post any footage of his, I'm not sure I can handle the backside heel gif today
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Not while my kid's in the room
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Someones gonna have to expain this to me
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You have to post 680 more times first!

Its a slow and agonizing process

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #10 on:** January 31, 2018, 11:15:39 AM »

doublesteveberra

Level 80 Undead Warlock · « **Reply #11 on:** January 31, 2018, 11:26:51 AM »

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it's cool that you didn't post any footage of his, I'm not sure I can handle the backside heel gif today
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Not while my kid's in the room
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Someones gonna have to expain this to me
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That level 80 dwarf guy thinks that he should be allowed to sexually harass any woman he wants because its an 18+ forum and he can't show it to his kids.

Take it to the other thread... This pillar of the education community thinks it's ok to show gaping assholes to anyone regardless of consent or age. See, I just did what you did.

calvinsdream · « **Reply #12 on:** January 31, 2018, 11:36:28 AM »

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it's cool that you didn't post any footage of his, I'm not sure I can handle the backside heel gif today
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Not while my kid's in the room
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Someones gonna have to expain this to me
[close]
That level 80 dwarf guy thinks that he should be allowed to sexually harass any woman he wants because its an 18+ forum and he can't show it to his kids.
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Take it to the other thread... This pillar of the education community thinks it's ok to show gaping assholes to anyone regardless of consent or age. See, I just did what you did.

thomas kook · « **Reply #13 on:** January 31, 2018, 11:37:18 AM »

i just googled zach allen backside heel and it was not pretty

MintySandwhich · « **Reply #14 on:** January 31, 2018, 11:47:54 AM »

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feedmeseymour · « **Reply #15 on:** January 31, 2018, 12:35:00 PM »

in this world only one allen matters, and his name is andrew

doomstation55 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 31, 2018, 12:41:08 PM »

Quote from: feedmeseymour on January 31, 2018, 12:35:00 PM

in this world only one allen matters, and his name is andrew

Somewhere Matt Allen is front salading his way out of sadness because of this comment thx a lot jerk

Seadramon · « **Reply #17 on:** January 31, 2018, 12:46:29 PM »

Quote from: slappies on January 31, 2018, 09:59:22 AM

reported.

feedmeseymour · « **Reply #18 on:** January 31, 2018, 12:48:43 PM »

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in this world only one allen matters, and his name is andrew
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Somewhere Matt Allen is front salading his way out of sadness because of this comment thx a lot jerk

haha ten years ago i would have put his name in there, rumor is he got really fat

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #19 on:** January 31, 2018, 12:52:46 PM »

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OP isn't wearing glasses like Larry,that is the problem.

City of Drunken Totems · « **Reply #20 on:** January 31, 2018, 01:39:38 PM »

Isn’t this matt Allen’s son? Hence the hookups and not actually being good

thebacker · « **Reply #21 on:** January 31, 2018, 01:52:09 PM »

Quote from: slappies on January 31, 2018, 09:59:22 AM

A lot of sexual undertones in that post.

Gonna have to play it safe here, reported.

Firebert · « **Reply #22 on:** January 31, 2018, 02:00:30 PM »

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in this world only one allen matters, and his name is andrew
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Somewhere Matt Allen is front salading his way out of sadness because of this comment thx a lot jerk
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haha ten years ago i would have put his name in there, rumor is he got really fat

It's true, I got fat and got called Matt Allen

edit: it was my own fault for doing salad grinds

Atiba Applebum · « **Reply #23 on:** January 31, 2018, 02:13:13 PM »

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in this world only one allen matters, and his name is andrew
[close]
Somewhere Matt Allen is front salading his way out of sadness because of this comment thx a lot jerk
[close]
haha ten years ago i would have put his name in there, rumor is he got really fat
[close]
It's true, I got fat and got called Matt Allen

edit: it was my own fault for doing salad grinds

The irony of someone famous for salads getting fat.

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #24 on:** January 31, 2018, 03:04:17 PM »

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in this world only one allen matters, and his name is andrew
[close]
Somewhere Matt Allen is front salading his way out of sadness because of this comment thx a lot jerk
[close]
haha ten years ago i would have put his name in there, rumor is he got really fat
[close]
It's true, I got fat and got called Matt Allen

edit: it was my own fault for doing salad grinds
[close]

The irony of someone famous for salads getting fat.

It's the ranch dressing that gets people

smellsdead · « **Reply #25 on:** January 31, 2018, 03:58:55 PM »

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in this world only one allen matters, and his name is andrew
[close]
Somewhere Matt Allen is front salading his way out of sadness because of this comment thx a lot jerk
[close]
haha ten years ago i would have put his name in there, rumor is he got really fat
[close]
It's true, I got fat and got called Matt Allen

edit: it was my own fault for doing salad grinds
[close]

The irony of someone famous for salads getting fat.

address the irony

Spaghetti Croc69 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 01, 2018, 06:40:43 AM »

zach allen is the not as good, less swaggy version of nick michel

Firebert · « **Reply #27 on:** February 01, 2018, 06:50:57 AM »

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in this world only one allen matters, and his name is andrew
[close]
Somewhere Matt Allen is front salading his way out of sadness because of this comment thx a lot jerk
[close]
haha ten years ago i would have put his name in there, rumor is he got really fat
[close]
It's true, I got fat and got called Matt Allen

edit: it was my own fault for doing salad grinds
[close]

The irony of someone famous for salads getting fat.
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It's the ranch dressing that gets people

Actually, I found it was the carbs makin me fat. Fat made me skinny again.

lurkshit · « **Reply #28 on:** February 01, 2018, 07:00:08 AM »

Quote from: City of Drunken Totems on January 31, 2018, 01:39:38 PM

Isn’t this matt Allen’s son? Hence the hookups and not actually being good

i have no idea but I think he’s good enough on his own, just style wise. There’s a lot of skaters that didn’t have the hardest or gnarliest tricks but they just look fukn sick

Grind King Rims · « **Reply #29 on:** February 01, 2018, 07:04:41 AM »

That backside heelflip is very stylish. I honestly don't know why people have such an issue with this kid.

Author Topic: ZACK ALLEN IS FUCKING SICK (Read 5818 times)

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