Author Topic: How does SLAP work? (Read 4945 times)

asakusa75 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 10, 2018, 03:01:25 AM »

Quote from: doublesteveburger on February 09, 2018, 09:44:59 PM

Fred Gall. Of. Krooked. Spanly.

100% accurate.

ArtVandelay · « **Reply #31 on:** February 10, 2018, 11:13:56 AM »

Quote from: Francis Xavier on February 09, 2018, 09:11:05 PM

GANG!

Help me - What does this mean?

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #32 on:** February 10, 2018, 11:39:32 AM »

Quote from: ArtVandelay on February 10, 2018, 11:13:56 AM

Quote from: Francis Xavier on February 09, 2018, 09:11:05 PM
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GANG!
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Help me - What does this mean?

Go for a nice long skate somewhere,and while your hair is being swept away in the wind after you snap a few ollies, and maybe a kickflip up a curb...look inside yourself-- the answer is right there.

SodaJerk · « **Reply #33 on:** February 10, 2018, 11:46:20 AM »

Quote from: Francis Xavier on February 10, 2018, 11:39:32 AM

Quote from: ArtVandelay on February 10, 2018, 11:13:56 AM
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Quote from: Francis Xavier on February 09, 2018, 09:11:05 PM
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GANG!
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Help me - What does this mean?
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Go for a nice long skate somewhere,and while your hair is being swept away in the wind after you snap a few ollies, and maybe a kickflip up a curb...look inside yourself-- the answer is right there.

GANG!

LemThurdy · « **Reply #34 on:** February 10, 2018, 01:02:47 PM »

GaNG GaNG

straight · « **Reply #35 on:** February 10, 2018, 01:43:37 PM »

the slap experience

pabloalvarado · « **Reply #36 on:** February 10, 2018, 02:03:01 PM »

Roger, I mean Bubblegum-Tate make the 9club thread on Monday’s...

coyote2425 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 10, 2018, 05:19:17 PM »

Quote from: Shifty Flip on February 09, 2018, 08:49:00 PM

SLAP doesn't work, it's what you do when you're at work.

Truth.

Fred Ball · « **Reply #38 on:** February 11, 2018, 07:46:15 AM »

Quote from: offkilter on February 09, 2018, 05:20:24 PM

Quote from: straight on February 09, 2018, 05:07:30 PM
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fred ball
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legend!

Blessings and gnars to both of you.
Dirts win.

Fred Ball · « **Reply #39 on:** February 11, 2018, 07:58:05 AM »

JusticeAbberdash · « **Reply #40 on:** February 11, 2018, 10:35:52 AM »

POOSYBITCH · « **Reply #41 on:** February 11, 2018, 08:52:38 PM »

Slap only works if you suck enough dick to make it in to temp gnar at 1000 posts. They'll judge the fuck out of you in there before hand though and then "welcome you to the club" with a congratulatory hand job. From then on you can flex your e-peen with all the gnars and kooks you want (1 a day per user) and sleep fucking well at night knowing you did god's work.

POOSYBITCH · « **Reply #42 on:** February 11, 2018, 08:54:35 PM »

Just don't post colin reed videos in there though, he's a genius, and his work is way more important than other videographers.

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #43 on:** February 11, 2018, 09:01:03 PM »

you say that like it's a bad thing

POOSYBITCH · « **Reply #44 on:** February 11, 2018, 09:01:11 PM »

See, they even kook obvious troll accounts. FEELS GOOD.

POOSYBITCH · « **Reply #45 on:** February 11, 2018, 09:03:04 PM »

Quote from: doublesteveburger on February 11, 2018, 09:01:03 PM

you say that like it's a bad thing

Did I? There were some positives in there I thought.

PincherBug · « **Reply #46 on:** February 11, 2018, 09:06:26 PM »

Poosy do you hate Bobby too?

POOSYBITCH · « **Reply #47 on:** February 11, 2018, 09:11:06 PM »

Quote from: PincherBug on February 11, 2018, 09:06:26 PM

Poosy do you hate Bobby too?

I don't hate bobby. I think he's a dork with a power trip, and I kind of feel bad for him. I hate the hypocrisy though. He's like a shitty security guard in a prius with lights on top, flexing his guard card.

PincherBug · « **Reply #48 on:** February 11, 2018, 09:18:43 PM »

Haha I knew it was you Dwarf! You bitter fuck.

darkslideoftheforce · « **Reply #49 on:** February 12, 2018, 03:16:10 AM »

free gnars for everyone in this thread. you're welcome

ROBERTO BOLIVIA · « **Reply #50 on:** February 12, 2018, 09:19:39 AM »

Quote from: PincherBug on February 11, 2018, 09:18:43 PM

Haha I knew it was you Dwarf! You bitter fuck.

I'm not bitter, maybe a little petty, but this shit it hilarious. Trying so hard to hold on to the sanctity of this shit board, fuck those guys lol. "I'm gonna ban you!" Right, it's really working...

somethingmustbreaknow · « **Reply #51 on:** February 12, 2018, 10:33:24 AM »

yet you still keep coming back.
you must hold some value to it.

Level 1 Dwarf Paladin · « **Reply #52 on:** February 12, 2018, 11:39:42 AM »

Quote from: somethingmustbreaknow on February 12, 2018, 10:33:24 AM

yet you still keep coming back.
you must hold some value to it.

I blew out both of my ankles in the last two years. I still skate.

somethingmustbreaknow · « **Reply #53 on:** February 12, 2018, 12:43:38 PM »

Joclo · « **Reply #54 on:** February 12, 2018, 01:03:09 PM »

Quote from: POOSYBITCH on February 11, 2018, 08:52:38 PM

Slap only works if you suck enough dick to make it in to temp gnar at 1000 posts. They'll judge the fuck out of you in there before hand though and then "welcome you to the club" with a congratulatory hand job. From then on you can flex your e-peen with all the gnars and kooks you want (1 a day per user) and sleep fucking well at night knowing you did god's work.

gack gack gack gack...

Author Topic: How does SLAP work? (Read 4945 times)

asakusa75

ArtVandelay

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