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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #30 on: February 12, 2018, 04:27:18 AM »
only american/english-speaking skaters talk like that :) but i think our skate lingo is cool. not sure if you were drunk when u made this thread

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #31 on: February 12, 2018, 05:24:41 AM »
the worst is when someone who doesn't skate "totally dude"s you with the hang loose hand gesture because you skate.
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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #32 on: February 12, 2018, 06:03:55 AM »
My son has started calling me 'dude'.

Shit's 'wack'.
'No Mouth, you have a negative rep because you are a fan of growing your wealth off of the backs of low paid workers and brag about having bodyguards. You literally kook people for doing charity in South East Asia. Don't deny it.'

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #33 on: February 12, 2018, 07:41:52 AM »
My son has started calling me 'dude'.

Shit's 'wack'.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #34 on: February 12, 2018, 07:56:23 AM »
"Hey dudes, I'm gonna ollie all the way to Zumiez to buy some Abec 3s because they're lighter."
CRACK RAIDER RAZOR

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #35 on: February 12, 2018, 08:09:45 AM »
'I was talking to *cool skater name (no surname)* the other day.. he's actually really nice'
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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #36 on: February 12, 2018, 08:21:42 AM »
“Oh, ______? He’s the homie!”
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #37 on: February 12, 2018, 09:14:35 AM »
Try living on the rez. The lingo is hilarious and I thoroughly enjoy it.

Indiginous people have the best sense of humour ever
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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #38 on: February 12, 2018, 09:16:00 AM »
is it normal in the US for white dudes to casually use the word 'homie' or is that a skater thing?

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #39 on: February 12, 2018, 09:44:11 AM »
Try living on the rez. The lingo is hilarious and I thoroughly enjoy it.

Indiginous people have the best sense of humour ever

Hey! Another native lol. It's true, there's a whole 'nother style of indigenous english out there.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2018, 10:28:24 AM »
the worst is when someone who doesn't skate "totally dude"s you with the hang loose hand gesture because you skate.
you got raped dude^^

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #41 on: February 12, 2018, 10:34:20 AM »
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My son has started calling me 'dude'.

Shit's 'wack'.
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i called my dad dude, one time
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #42 on: February 12, 2018, 11:35:26 AM »
is it normal in the US for white dudes to casually use the word 'homie' or is that a skater thing?

I’ve only heard that with skaters and that’s not my favorite either

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #43 on: February 12, 2018, 01:11:02 PM »
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the worst is when someone who doesn't skate "totally dude"s you with the hang loose hand gesture because you skate.
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you got raped dude^^

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #44 on: February 12, 2018, 03:06:22 PM »
“Oh, ______? He’s the homie!”

I HATE that one! They are NEVER the homie, they are always a well known skater who is a distant acquaintance at the very best lol

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #45 on: February 12, 2018, 03:18:21 PM »
Oh Jeremy Klein? He's the homie!

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #46 on: February 12, 2018, 03:43:09 PM »
Homie is by far the worst one! im super white, all my friends are super white and we live in the north east of fucking scotland.. noone is a Homie!
steeze, lit, fire, stoops.all those shits can get to fuck

the overuse of the word like always bugs me, but up this end its a national epidemic and there is fuck all anyone can do about it

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #47 on: February 12, 2018, 05:05:18 PM »
"there's too many kids here" when everyone's balding or looks like zz topp

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #48 on: February 12, 2018, 05:23:22 PM »
eh,  don't push the steeze overseas.
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #49 on: February 12, 2018, 05:26:41 PM »
Try living on the rez. The lingo is hilarious and I thoroughly enjoy it.

Indiginous people have the best sense of humour ever
  I lived on band land with all native cousin everybody for years and cherish them and the experience.    Close to my heart. (yah lots of laughs tho for sure)
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #50 on: February 12, 2018, 09:37:54 PM »
Well that's just like, your opinion, man

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #51 on: February 13, 2018, 03:15:21 PM »
Don't you hate pants

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #52 on: February 14, 2018, 07:27:02 AM »
im not a fan of calling people "heads". its never sounded cool.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #53 on: February 14, 2018, 08:58:46 AM »
It's all a bastardization of the ever so eloquent surfer dialect. The nuances are noted and I tried to find the Upright Citizen's Brigade - Master Dialetician clip but youtube left me with nothing. On another note maybe you are just offended/annoyed by trivial shit like a person who has too much free time or a cushy life?

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #54 on: February 14, 2018, 09:01:15 AM »
im not a fan of calling people "heads". its never sounded cool.
i feel like thats a big philly thing, calling older people "old heads" and calling kids "young bull"

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #55 on: February 14, 2018, 09:12:05 AM »
i think 'heads' is mostly white rap fans who aren't allowed to say niggas.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #56 on: February 14, 2018, 11:17:33 AM »
How sweet life would be if that's all I had to worry about...
"Never talk shit about a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way you're a mile away AND you've got his shoes"

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #57 on: February 14, 2018, 11:41:43 PM »
The way skateboarders talk is def all I have to worry about brah. It's a huge deal! Nah I barely even interact with skateboarders, I am just baffled how this particular subculture has such a large hive mind compared to others. I don't care too much about how they talk, it's just funny.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #58 on: February 15, 2018, 06:14:49 AM »
Hate when I land a trick and everyone's all dilly dilly

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #59 on: February 15, 2018, 11:09:31 AM »
look at any instagram skate trick right now with a lot of comments (go to thrasher or indy or one of the big skateboarding instagrams)... How many of those comments have the word "heavy" in them?

TOO MANY.