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I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« on: February 11, 2018, 01:22:23 PM »
I am so bothered by all the people on here who start sentences with "dude". "Dude was kookin' it!" "Dude looked stoops in those highwaters!". I also hate the words 'kook' and 'stoops', while we're at it. Where in the world did stoops come from, anyway? Also hate when people say YEWWW and smash their trucks on coping after successful stunts. Have an original fucking thought!

In this thread: name things skaters say and do ; that happen 2 annoy u ; doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2018, 01:28:46 PM »
I am so bothered by all the people on here who start sentences with "dude". "Dude was kookin' it!" "Dude looked stoops in those highwaters!". I also hate the words 'kook' and 'stoops', while we're at it. Where in the world did stoops come from, anyway? Also hate when people say YEWWW and smash their trucks on coping after successful stunts. Have an original fucking thought!

In this thread: name things skaters say and do ; that happen 2 annoy u ; doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

I talk with an occasional "man" or "dude", some people I've met claim I talk a little like a hippy/stoner/surfer.. I dunno, for me its just from growing up on shit from the 60's and 70's and always hanging out with old timers. I don't belong in this time.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2018, 01:36:39 PM »
I am so bothered by all the people on here who start sentences with "dude". "Dude was kookin' it!" "Dude looked stoops in those highwaters!". I also hate the words 'kook' and 'stoops', while we're at it. Where in the world did stoops come from, anyway? Also hate when people say YEWWW and smash their trucks on coping after successful stunts. Have an original fucking thought!

In this thread: name things skaters say and do ; that happen 2 annoy u ; doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

I talk with an occasional "man" or "dude", some people I've met claim I talk a little like a hippy/stoner/surfer.. I dunno, for me its just from growing up on shit from the 60's and 70's and always hanging out with old timers. I don't belong in this time.

Starting a sentence like "Dude, I think you're wearing your shirt backwards" is fine with me. It's when a skater is like "dude hasn't put out a good video part in years" where it bothers me. You know what I mean? Like when it's talking about someone, and not to someone, where it becomes stupid skateboarder-only lingo.

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« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2018, 01:39:50 PM »
I am so bothered by all the people on here who start sentences with "dude". "Dude was kookin' it!" "Dude looked stoops in those highwaters!". I also hate the words 'kook' and 'stoops', while we're at it. Where in the world did stoops come from, anyway? Also hate when people say YEWWW and smash their trucks on coping after successful stunts. Have an original fucking thought!

In this thread: name things skaters say and do ; that happen 2 annoy u ; doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

I talk with an occasional "man" or "dude", some people I've met claim I talk a little like a hippy/stoner/surfer.. I dunno, for me its just from growing up on shit from the 60's and 70's and always hanging out with old timers. I don't belong in this time.

Starting a sentence like "Dude, I think you're wearing your shirt backwards" is fine with me. It's when a skater is like "dude hasn't put out a good video part in years" where it bothers me. You know what I mean? Like when it's talking about someone, and not to someone, where it becomes stupid skateboarder-only lingo.

Yeah I get that, putting on a "skating voice"!

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2018, 01:58:46 PM »
i think "beast" reached full saturation last october. Overuse or misuse is annoying, but i'm unrepentant when it comes to the culture, i like that there's a vocab.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2018, 02:17:04 PM »
i think "beast" reached full saturation last october. Overuse or misuse is annoying, but i'm unrepentant when it comes to the culture, i like that there's a vocab.

That wasn't too big here in Boston, as far as I can remember. Beast was big in my high school amongst jocks and stuff, haha. Graduated in 2006 so this was like over a decade back. Jocks are super on-trend!

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2018, 02:23:21 PM »
I've been skating for 32 years so why fight it?
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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2018, 02:59:43 PM »
I try to focus on what people say not how they say it. #GANG

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2018, 03:19:10 PM »
the constant insincere positivity in interviews gets kinda annoying. these people must talk shit sometimes but youd never know it from their media personas.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2018, 03:20:35 PM »
HATE was too strong of a word, I'm sry SLAP. I am just upset by the skateboarding hive mind, people living inside shells of self-consciousness and not blooming like the bootyful independent butterflies they could be  :-*

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2018, 03:28:29 PM »
I don't think I've ever heard anybody say "stoops" in my life.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2018, 04:41:43 PM »
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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2018, 04:47:13 PM »
'You know what I mean?'
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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2018, 05:44:22 PM »
Not sure if its going specific to skaters but norms or normals makes me cringe

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2018, 05:51:29 PM »
I think I may have inadvertently roasted AO haha mainly posted cause he talks about hating people saying homie and beast. But then he does go on to say like 20 times in a sentence right after \_(ツ)_/


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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2018, 06:00:42 PM »
I just hate stoops. And lit. Beastmode is a fuckin beast ass word though, I'm bringin beastmode back baby.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2018, 06:07:26 PM »

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2018, 06:07:53 PM »
i thought shtoops was the dumbest damn word back in the 90s then sometime later i started using it ironically and now it's just part of my vernacular. it's still a shtoops word but i use it anyways.
i don't like shit that's too abbreviated. i despise the word 'steeze'. it's not even any shorter than 'style'.
i like bad slang such as 'lace up your gnarboots'.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2018, 06:16:39 PM »
the constant insincere positivity in interviews gets kinda annoying. these people must talk shit sometimes but youd never know it from their media personas.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2018, 06:54:02 PM »
i cant stand the overuse of the word "literally".

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2018, 07:13:21 PM »
Remember Greco saying "SHOOT ME, motherfucker!" to that dude in Baker Has a Deathwish? I wanna relive that scenario saying "KOOK ME, motherfucker!" to skeptics reading this awful thread I made

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2018, 07:19:53 PM »
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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2018, 07:53:32 PM »
hate when people say YEWWW
the constant insincere positivity in interviews gets kinda annoying. these people must talk shit sometimes but youd never know it from their media personas.
I wish there would be another, smarter, more powerful version of Forrest Edwards that would intentionally go to famous spots and steal peoples' tricks or redo the most notorious trick from the spot. An evil genius of skateboarding.

Which reminds me of another annoyance, the idea that in 2018 skateboarders still give a fuck about already been done tricks at any spot.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2018, 08:10:35 PM »
ill swing

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2018, 08:41:34 PM »
I try to block it out.
Dude it was like literally so sick bro like, fucking, siiiick, you know what I mean dude? Like with the homies dude. So sick. Do you have any weed?
You could have left it at I hate skateboarders really.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2018, 08:46:11 PM »
"clutch"

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2018, 10:39:27 PM »
Support our stoops.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #28 on: February 12, 2018, 02:05:59 AM »
not so much how, but the things we talk about, recently had a non skate third party join a pub conversation and was there for five minutes before he had to stop us and ask what we were talking about and "what the fuck is a rub brick?"

(It was how to prep a non slidey gap to ledge in an industrial estate)
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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #29 on: February 12, 2018, 02:51:38 AM »
i don't even know what "stoops" means.
but urbandictionary got me covered like