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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #30 on: February 12, 2018, 04:27:18 AM »
only american/english-speaking skaters talk like that :) but i think our skate lingo is cool. not sure if you were drunk when u made this thread

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #31 on: February 12, 2018, 05:24:41 AM »
the worst is when someone who doesn't skate "totally dude"s you with the hang loose hand gesture because you skate.
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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #32 on: February 12, 2018, 06:03:55 AM »
My son has started calling me 'dude'.

Shit's 'wack'.
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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #33 on: February 12, 2018, 07:41:52 AM »
My son has started calling me 'dude'.

Shit's 'wack'.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #34 on: February 12, 2018, 07:56:23 AM »
"Hey dudes, I'm gonna ollie all the way to Zumiez to buy some Abec 3s because they're lighter."
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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #35 on: February 12, 2018, 08:09:45 AM »
'I was talking to *cool skater name (no surname)* the other day.. he's actually really nice'

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #36 on: February 12, 2018, 08:21:42 AM »
Oh, ______? Hes the homie!

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #37 on: February 12, 2018, 09:14:35 AM »
Try living on the rez. The lingo is hilarious and I thoroughly enjoy it.

Indiginous people have the best sense of humour ever

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #38 on: February 12, 2018, 09:16:00 AM »
is it normal in the US for white dudes to casually use the word 'homie' or is that a skater thing?

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #39 on: February 12, 2018, 09:44:11 AM »
Try living on the rez. The lingo is hilarious and I thoroughly enjoy it.

Indiginous people have the best sense of humour ever

Hey! Another native lol. It's true, there's a whole 'nother style of indigenous english out there.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2018, 10:28:24 AM »
the worst is when someone who doesn't skate "totally dude"s you with the hang loose hand gesture because you skate.
you got raped dude^^

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #41 on: February 12, 2018, 10:34:20 AM »
My son has started calling me 'dude'.

Shit's 'wack'.


i called my dad dude, one time

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #42 on: February 12, 2018, 11:35:26 AM »
is it normal in the US for white dudes to casually use the word 'homie' or is that a skater thing?

Ive only heard that with skaters and thats not my favorite either

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #43 on: February 12, 2018, 01:11:02 PM »
the worst is when someone who doesn't skate "totally dude"s you with the hang loose hand gesture because you skate.
you got raped dude^^
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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #44 on: February 12, 2018, 03:06:22 PM »
Oh, ______? Hes the homie!

I HATE that one! They are NEVER the homie, they are always a well known skater who is a distant acquaintance at the very best lol

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #45 on: February 12, 2018, 03:18:21 PM »
Oh Jeremy Klein? He's the homie!

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #46 on: February 12, 2018, 03:43:09 PM »
Homie is by far the worst one! im super white, all my friends are super white and we live in the north east of fucking scotland.. noone is a Homie!
steeze, lit, fire, stoops.all those shits can get to fuck

the overuse of the word like always bugs me, but up this end its a national epidemic and there is fuck all anyone can do about it

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #47 on: February 12, 2018, 05:05:18 PM »
"there's too many kids here" when everyone's balding or looks like zz topp

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #48 on: February 12, 2018, 05:23:22 PM »
eh,  don't push the steeze overseas.
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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #49 on: February 12, 2018, 05:26:41 PM »
Try living on the rez. The lingo is hilarious and I thoroughly enjoy it.

Indiginous people have the best sense of humour ever
  I lived on band land with all native cousin everybody for years and cherish them and the experience.    Close to my heart. (yah lots of laughs tho for sure)
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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #50 on: February 12, 2018, 09:37:54 PM »
Well that's just like, your opinion, man

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #51 on: February 13, 2018, 03:15:21 PM »
Don't you hate pants

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #52 on: February 14, 2018, 07:27:02 AM »
im not a fan of calling people "heads". its never sounded cool.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #53 on: February 14, 2018, 08:58:46 AM »
It's all a bastardization of the ever so eloquent surfer dialect. The nuances are noted and I tried to find the Upright Citizen's Brigade - Master Dialetician clip but youtube left me with nothing. On another note maybe you are just offended/annoyed by trivial shit like a person who has too much free time or a cushy life?

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #54 on: February 14, 2018, 09:01:15 AM »
im not a fan of calling people "heads". its never sounded cool.
i feel like thats a big philly thing, calling older people "old heads" and calling kids "young bull"
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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #55 on: February 14, 2018, 09:12:05 AM »
i think 'heads' is mostly white rap fans who aren't allowed to say niggas.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #56 on: February 14, 2018, 11:17:33 AM »
How sweet life would be if that's all I had to worry about...
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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #57 on: February 14, 2018, 11:41:43 PM »
The way skateboarders talk is def all I have to worry about brah. It's a huge deal! Nah I barely even interact with skateboarders, I am just baffled how this particular subculture has such a large hive mind compared to others. I don't care too much about how they talk, it's just funny.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #58 on: February 15, 2018, 06:14:49 AM »
Hate when I land a trick and everyone's all dilly dilly

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #59 on: February 15, 2018, 11:09:31 AM »
look at any instagram skate trick right now with a lot of comments (go to thrasher or indy or one of the big skateboarding instagrams)... How many of those comments have the word "heavy" in them?

TOO MANY.