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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #90 on: February 22, 2018, 02:58:25 PM »
I try to focus on what people say not how they say it. #GANG

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #91 on: February 23, 2018, 04:21:32 AM »
I try to focus on what people say not how they say it. #GANG

Impossible. I get tilted by minor shit all the time, to the point where the I miss the point.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #92 on: February 23, 2018, 06:29:42 AM »
When u just meet and

"Do you know ___?"


People who use "steez" in a sentence deserve a punch in the mouth.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #93 on: July 27, 2018, 08:37:08 AM »
in no order but you've heard them used in countless Thrasher articles.
The improper use of certain vernacular makes me cringe..........
Dude unless expressing in a moment of surprise and worth that moment of truly being surprised
Steez is just baby talk why can't anyone handle the full use of style
Legend or Legendary unless it is used in a context that's appropriate
Yeeeewwwwwwwww is monkey squeeeling and annoying group hugs is a little homoerotic especially if it is a Baker maker Frankie Hill sketchy landing.
Lit WTF does that mean?
Fam are you retarded can you not enunciate ily?
those are just a few and I will dribble out some more as soon as I think of more but those are some of my least favorite instant punching musings of skater lingo.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #94 on: July 27, 2018, 12:37:39 PM »
How skateboarders talk:

While smoking

Sitting on public infrastructure

On balconies at apartments of girls younger and keener than you

On couches of guys who sell weed

In parks at night


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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #95 on: July 27, 2018, 01:53:44 PM »
I found "fool" the most irritating. I know it's sort of niche ("dude" is universal) but the Shake Junt lingo shit drives me insane. Oh fool get there while you can KYS fool woah fool is getting buck!
Ya heard?............ another shit term that gets thrown around as well
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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #96 on: July 27, 2018, 11:18:00 PM »
I actually think skaters should stay in their own lane and continue talking dumb....you think you're fooling anyone with your 'basically' and 'what nots'......

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #98 on: August 21, 2018, 09:21:56 AM »
Not sure if it’s going specific to skaters but norms or normals makes me cringe

well yeah, because it assumes that anyone that doesn't skate is a fucking invalid or something

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #99 on: August 21, 2018, 09:24:29 AM »
if you hate the way skaters talk, talk however you want around them, or just ask them what they mean by what they just said until it makes sense

there, you can end it yourself

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #100 on: August 21, 2018, 12:29:00 PM »
if you hate the way skaters talk, talk however you want around them, or just ask them what they mean by what they just said until it makes sense

there, you can end it yourself
If you talk the way you type, then I hate the way you talk.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #101 on: August 22, 2018, 09:31:27 AM »
if you hate the way skaters talk, talk however you want around them, or just ask them what they mean by what they just said until it makes sense

there, you can end it yourself
If you talk the way you type, then I hate the way you talk.

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #102 on: August 23, 2018, 01:53:29 AM »
How skateboarders talk:

While smoking

Sitting on public infrastructure

On balconies at apartments of girls younger and keener than you

On couches of guys who sell weed

In parks at night

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #103 on: August 23, 2018, 03:29:12 AM »
for some reason here the term "dezzy" somehow means drink as does the term "desmondo" (ie "anyone got a dezzy/desmondo") and then one offshoot of that somehow being "dezzy mouth" (dry mouth) - it's dumb as shit and everytime someone says it i cringe inside but thenagain these are the same people who say af irl

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #104 on: August 23, 2018, 12:33:24 PM »
i'm all dudes and brahs but i grew up skating a ton and that's just how the homies talked... i also smoke way too much weed which probably doesn't help. i like to throw in a few lit fams now and then too... just to be annoying. the fuck is stoop all about tho? steezy has always kinda erked me... i feel like only kooks and non skaters use that word

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Re: I fucking hate how skateboarders talk
« Reply #105 on: August 25, 2018, 09:01:20 PM »
I pretty much only cringe when I hear people say internet lingo “ lit af fam”  type shit. Um That being said i grew up skating in southern ca and smoked way too much weed from 14-24. I talk how you think I talk, so dude if you don’t like it bone the fuck out you barn. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯