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Jehoshaphat Augustus

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Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« on: February 15, 2018, 05:11:19 AM »


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Side note: As funny as this shit is, i'll paypal you $5 if you can find footage of this dude Alex Weckingham or whatever saying anything positive to anyone. I'll even settle for a screen shot.

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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2018, 05:17:21 AM »
i wonder what else he said to weck that got blacked out

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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2018, 05:22:30 AM »
i wonder what else he said to weck that got blacked out

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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2018, 06:06:25 AM »
Weck is like skateboarding's Jose Canseco. Calling others out to hide ones own doucheness

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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2018, 06:20:31 AM »
i wonder what else he said to weck that got blacked out

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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2018, 07:54:55 AM »
Weck is like skateboarding's Jose Canseco. Calling others out to hide ones own doucheness

Not really. Canseco was great at one time. On top of his sport. I.e. he was somebody before he became a nobody.
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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2018, 07:58:29 AM »
Weck is like skateboarding's Jose Canseco. Calling others out to hide ones own doucheness

nah.  it's as much as a joke as larry perkins.
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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2018, 08:00:27 AM »
Weck is like skateboarding's Jose Canseco. Calling others out to hide ones own doucheness

nah.  it's as much as a joke as larry perkins.

no a-rod juicing analogy?

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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2018, 08:59:35 AM »
Side note: As funny as this shit is, i'll paypal you $5 if you can find footage of this dude Alex Weckingham or whatever saying anything positive to anyone. I'll even settle for a screen shot.

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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2018, 12:29:03 PM »
Berrics should host a contest for weck and Jscotthandsdown. A 4 min Video part in the park, and have people vote. The  winner gets a pro contract with sovrn #dreamchasin

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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2018, 12:56:26 PM »
Side note: As funny as this shit is, i'll paypal you $5 if you can find footage of this dude Alex Weckingham or whatever saying anything positive to anyone. I'll even settle for a screen shot.

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Technically he said saying anything positive TO anyone, not ABOUT anyone. What he said TO that person was that he disagreed with his opinion, which isn't positive even if it was done politely
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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2018, 01:08:07 PM »
Berrics should host a contest for weck and Jscotthandsdown. A 4 min Video part in the park, and have people vote. The  winner gets a pro contract with sovrn #dreamchasin
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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2018, 01:36:14 PM »
Weck didnt expose shit.. His dumbass saw the news clip and assumed villager does the same thing when they're not because when i looked at the villager website the coconuts are from the Philippines NOT Thailand like the video says

https://villagergoods.com/pages/about-us


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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2018, 02:10:46 PM »
Please don't attack wack at his home. I beg you not to put a bullet in his brain, I beg you not to.
Good one. Are you aware that you can be prosecuted for inciting a crime?

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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2018, 02:11:27 PM »
weck's tha matta w/ you?
who's kristen manning, his wifingball?

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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2018, 02:12:11 PM »
Isn't this basically why Skateboard Rumors got shut down?
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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2018, 02:13:46 PM »
Please don't attack wack at his home. I beg you not to put a bullet in his brain, I beg you not to.

edgey. did you get mannybusted?

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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2018, 02:15:44 PM »
Now I can send weck a box of shari's berries.

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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2018, 02:21:48 PM »
Is doxing on the 2018 Trendwatch?

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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2018, 02:32:49 PM »
Please don't attack wack at his home. I beg you not to put a bullet in his brain, I beg you not to.

edgey. did you get mannybusted?
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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2018, 02:33:00 PM »
Now I can send weck a box of shari's berries.
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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2018, 02:33:37 PM »
HAHAH

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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2018, 09:08:19 AM »
Please don't attack wack at his home. I beg you not to put a bullet in his brain, I beg you not to.
Good one. Are you aware that you can be prosecuted for inciting a crime?
Only if the crime occurs. It seems like his post was taken down, which is good, because nobody wants that to happen regardless of how much he makes pro skaters feel sad.
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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2018, 12:00:38 PM »
what was the post?

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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2018, 12:42:30 PM »
Weck didnt expose shit.. His dumbass saw the news clip and assumed villager does the same thing when they're not because when i looked at the villager website the coconuts are from the Philippines NOT Thailand like the video says

https://villagergoods.com/pages/about-us

You honestly think he reports "real news" on his insta?
Dude is a shit disturber. The clip where Bam talks about D.Way's reaction to the tail scrape was his validation that he's/it's working.
Weck is the Conor McGregor of skateboarding.

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« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2018, 12:46:42 PM »
what was the post?
fangen posted a woman named kristen's address and she had several last names, one the same as weck's. it was in jersey but idk if it was actually his. i'd send him some weed.

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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2018, 12:54:52 PM »
Weck didnt expose shit.. His dumbass saw the news clip and assumed villager does the same thing when they're not because when i looked at the villager website the coconuts are from the Philippines NOT Thailand like the video says

https://villagergoods.com/pages/about-us

Google Philippines coconut monkey farm and you’ll get the same result. It happens everywhere i just hope the farms that supply villagers coconuts don’t take part in this.

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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2018, 01:16:29 PM »
No one used to say shit about the monkey and the organ grinder and everyone thought it was cute while that poor little fucker had to collect change all day.
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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2018, 02:50:17 PM »
Weck didnt expose shit.. His dumbass saw the news clip and assumed villager does the same thing when they're not because when i looked at the villager website the coconuts are from the Philippines NOT Thailand like the video says

https://villagergoods.com/pages/about-us

Google Philippines coconut monkey farm and you’ll get the same result. It happens everywhere i just hope the farms that supply villagers coconuts don’t take part in this.

...as we all look at the data on cellphones which contain precious metals that are guaranteed to be controlled by indigenous warlords that Apple/Samsung does regular business with, just so that the materials can be sent to factories that are lined with suicide prevention nets to keep the people who have nothing left to do in their lives but make american merchandise from killing themselves.

Let's not even get started on the kids who made the clothing with the pockets we stuff these instruments of misery into. What's some more monkeys? Babylon enslaved the globe.

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Re: Weck exposes Villager Water to be on that monkey slave life?
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2018, 04:21:56 PM »
Weck didnt expose shit.. His dumbass saw the news clip and assumed villager does the same thing when they're not because when i looked at the villager website the coconuts are from the Philippines NOT Thailand like the video says

https://villagergoods.com/pages/about-us

Google Philippines coconut monkey farm and you’ll get the same result. It happens everywhere i just hope the farms that supply villagers coconuts don’t take part in this.

...as we all look at the data on cellphones which contain precious metals that are guaranteed to be controlled by indigenous warlords that Apple/Samsung does regular business with, just so that the materials can be sent to factories that are lined with suicide prevention nets to keep the people who have nothing left to do in their lives but make american merchandise from killing themselves.

Let's not even get started on the kids who made the clothing with the pockets we stuff these instruments of misery into. What's some more monkeys? Babylon enslaved the globe.

What's your point? I see this argument get thrown around a lot, as if you can't care or complain about or discuss one issue if you're not talking about EVERY issue. Yes smart phones have unclean origins, does that mean we can't discuss other atrocities in the world?

Villager are copping some heat on insta for their new plastic bottled water as well, I guess we're not allowed to talk about that either though...