Shit on ALL bartenders

[ungzilla]

was there like especially a lot of shitting going on in Sochi i don't follow exactly

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

I slap a $20 down as soon as I walk in the bar and then I'm like



all night

[bad joke]

was there like especially a lot of shitting going on in Sochi i don't follow exactly

peep the ill techneek b

[ungzilla]

wow the russians really know how to make lemonade when life gives them the shit olympics

[ArtVandelay]

Keep acting like I'm the problem. Just know I'm not the only one. We're out here, ready to coat your "hard work" in fecal retribution.

We’ll be here watering down your drinks and rubbing our dicks on your burger. Oh and wagging our torsos in your face.

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

I slap a $20 down as soon as I walk in the bar and then I'm like



all night

This shit is funny and all it takes to get a little Kunta Mixologist running to keep his wifi on

[ohhyess]

you big mad because some bartender fucked yo bitch 

[Bagelskate]

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Keep acting like I'm the problem. Just know I'm not the only one. We're out here, ready to coat your "hard work" in fecal retribution.

[close]

We’ll be here watering down your drinks and rubbing our dicks on your burger. Oh and wagging our torsos in your face.

Fact.

Be nice to those who handle your food. We don’t make enough to put up with your shit.

[calvinsdream]

Shouts to all the drink slaves who finally got done carrying their glass crosses to the top of the hill all weekend for rich people and just now got the opportunity to check Slap.

you bottle tossing, torso wagging as you shake and not stir, self worshipping, under achieving ASSHOLES. I keep all my tips. Starve.

Keep acting like I'm the problem. Just know I'm not the only one. We're out here, ready to coat your "hard work" in fecal retribution.

Other than the shitting you sound like a spoiled 14 year old girl

[tension]

whaaaaaaat is wrong with you?

[baroque_0bama]

The real issue is all of the bathrooms without stall doors these days. How am I supposed to do cocaine all night when everyone can see? The shame.

[ungzilla]

if cokeheads cared about whether or not everyone knew they were on coke they wouldn't do coke because everyone knows you're on coke cokehead