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2018 NFL Season
« on: February 27, 2018, 10:05:48 AM »
It's the offseason motherfuckers which means it's time for a new thread!

https://deadspin.com/the-vikings-are-clearing-the-deck-of-quarterbacks-to-go-1823352889
Being a Vikings fan my whole life, I've come to terms with the fact that I'm never going to understand what the fuck the front office is ever doing. We absolutely are NOT going to get Kirk Cousins. It will not happen.
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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2018, 01:50:34 PM »
Fitzpatrick threw 21/28 417 yards and 4 touchdowns today. Why the fuck couldnít he play that good with the jets?

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2018, 02:37:31 PM »
This season, I'm a Browns fan.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2018, 03:50:22 PM »
We absolutely are NOT going to get Kirk Cousins. It will not happen.
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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2018, 03:57:00 PM »
That Vikings defense looks heavy man, I have the Rams winning the NFC (yes Iím on crazy pills, that D is stacked though.....), however Vikings with Cousins could do damage... i mean look what they did with Keenum... Eagles/Rams/Vikes

The Texans have lots of work to do... sigh so annoying. OíBrien calls the same 5 fucking plays ..
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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2018, 06:46:06 PM »
Browns didn't lose the opener.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2018, 07:24:45 PM »
^I canít believe they missed that FG. They had a win handed to them on a silver platter and still fucked it up.  Guess that free beer is going to have to stay cold just for a little bit longer.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2018, 09:19:56 AM »
My Pack with a win for the ages! That was exciting. Hope Rodgers' knee is ok.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2018, 09:24:08 AM »
My Pack with a win for the ages! That was exciting. Hope Rodgers' knee is ok.
Dude is amazing. No lead is safe against him.

Is your name a Jason Garrett jab haha? As a Cowboy fan Iím sick of him clapping when our team sucks hard.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2018, 10:10:01 AM »
That Vikings defense looks heavy man, I have the Rams winning the NFC (yes I’m on crazy pills, that D is stacked though.....), however Vikings with Cousins could do damage... i mean look what they did with Keenum... Eagles/Rams/Vikes

The Texans have lots of work to do... sigh so annoying. O’Brien calls the same 5 fucking plays ..
We did everything we were supposed to in the offseason except fix our o line, which, you know, was our main fucking problem last year. We could've drafted someone but I don't think Zim's gonna rest until our roster is entirely DBs. I literally turned on the Vikings game and the first play I saw of the year was Cousins getting sacked. Just don't be surprised if/when someone's subpar defensive line blows through our paper mache offensive line and literally snaps our $84 million QB in half.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2018, 10:17:50 AM »
That shit Rodgers pulled was insane, hats off to the man. Khalil Mack looked like a machine in the first half. Hope Todd Gurley has a big first night and Shouts out to my dude Luke Kuechly!

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2018, 10:31:40 AM »
Tough week 1 for Jimmy G and my Niners yesterday, Minnesota is legit this season.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2018, 02:44:34 PM »
How about my Bucs, lookin good! Came out and the offense looked AMAZING lol hereís to more games like that!

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2018, 03:27:57 PM »
Fitzpatrick balled the fuck out, that'll be tough one to follow up

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2018, 03:29:54 PM »
My Pack with a win for the ages! That was exciting. Hope Rodgers' knee is ok.
Dude is amazing. No lead is safe against him.

Is your name a Jason Garrett jab haha? As a Cowboy fan Iím sick of him clapping when our team sucks hard.

haha. someone needs to tell him he's the coach, not a cheerleader.

it's actually a nod to ODB.
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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2018, 03:56:05 PM »
The Bears were spineless in the second half. They had so many opportunities to end that game and they blew it. I liked what I saw in the first half, I hope they learn from this and win like 8-10 games. Kahlil Mack is awesome.

Fitzpatrick threw 21/28 417 yards and 4 touchdowns today. Why the fuck couldnít he play that good with the jets?

He always plays really well one game then blows it the next game. He had a few huge games with the Jets and then threw like 3 interceptions in the 4th quarter in the last game of the year to seal missing the playoffs if i remember right.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2018, 04:11:57 PM »
Been a Raiders fan my entire long ass life but this season is my farewell tour with them, hope they manage to give the people of Oakland one last hurrah before they split town, again.

I put up with a lot of bullshit over the years but I will not root for any Las Vegas fucking Raiders, I just will not.

Also been steadily losing interest in the NFL for years now and this is a perfect opportunity for me to get out, I will still follow football but it might be more fun to just observe in general instead of having a fanatical interest in one specific team.

Also FUCK the Raiders for giving Jon Gruden 100 million dollars but tell arguably the best defensive player in the league to go fuck off. They should have just paid Mack whatever he asked and been done with it.
Oh by the way how did Mack do yesterday  in his FIRST FUCKING GAME as a non-Raider?
Theyíre gonna regret this for the next ten fucking years, minimum.

Monday Night opener starts in a couple hours, letís see what these fools got against a suddenly scary Rams squad.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2018, 05:21:47 PM »
The Khalil thing just doesnít make any sense... from a Raiders standpoint that is... good for him though. Boy got paid.

And in all fairness the Rams were pretty solid last season. Only thing i could see being their downfall is ego... and play-off Goff... still my NFC pick

I feel like Washington could squeak out a wild card spot 


And something I always forget.... Phillip Rivers has been putting up crazy numbers quietly for a long ass time now ha... think heís number 1 in most consecutive starts
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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2018, 06:04:48 PM »
They should've kept Del Rio and Mack

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2018, 08:25:30 PM »
And something I always forget.... Phillip Rivers has been putting up crazy numbers quietly for a long ass time now ha... think heís number 1 in most consecutive starts
Rivers is the most underrated QB in the league right now. I guess he's just a victim of Tony Romo syndrome aka putting up amazing numbers but playing for teams that are slightly above average at best.

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« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2018, 08:38:16 PM »
The Bears were spineless in the second half. They had so many opportunities to end that game and they blew it. I liked what I saw in the first half, I hope they learn from this and win like 8-10 games. Kahlil Mack is awesome.

Fitzpatrick threw 21/28 417 yards and 4 touchdowns today. Why the fuck couldnít he play that good with the jets?

He always plays really well one game then blows it the next game. He had a few huge games with the Jets and then threw like 3 interceptions in the 4th quarter in the last game of the year to seal missing the playoffs if i remember right.

Yeah that was when they blew it against pittsburgh I think. Pretty sure that was the first year he played for NY too. Then the second year i think he broke the record for most interceptions in one game against KC or some shit lol.

Jets looked pretty damn good tonight though. Their defense looks solid. Darnold seemed to recover well from that pick 6 he threw in the beginning also.

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« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2018, 06:46:20 AM »
And something I always forget.... Phillip Rivers has been putting up crazy numbers quietly for a long ass time now ha... think heís number 1 in most consecutive starts
Rivers is the most underrated QB in the league right now. I guess he's just a victim of Tony Romo syndrome aka putting up amazing numbers but playing for teams that are slightly above average at best.

Chargers are just ran so poorly at times.... wasted his prime, yet he throws for 3-4K a year ha. Keeps on truckin n shit...( i canít talk too much shit as a Texans fan by default. Rick Smith was a terrible GM for years. godfather of the ownerís grand kids. Long ass leash)


Darnold suprised me a bit. I didnít watch too much of him at USC. I think the good thing for him is the expectations arent too too high? So he can just play ball. Confident kid.

Pat Mahomes.... kid has a cannon.

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« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2018, 09:51:31 AM »
rivers deserved a better career
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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2018, 03:40:04 PM »
Raiders performance was basically what I had expected.

Good start riddled with dumb penalties (10 in the first half alone) followed by second half collapse.

Also, howíd that pass rushing thing work out?
Oh shit I forgot, you traded away the best fucking pass rusher in the league and what did he do in his first game not wearing silver and black? Human fucking highlight reel type shit.

Canít wsit until they move to Vegas so I can be done with these goddamn fuckheads finally.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2018, 01:40:53 PM »
I don't want to see Laquon Treadwell or Daniel Carlson in a Vikings jersey next week. What an embarrassment.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2018, 01:58:11 PM »
We just lost to Blaine Gabbert..... blah
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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2018, 02:36:55 PM »
Daniel Carlson

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« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2018, 03:04:56 PM »
Jets always play like ass against Miami no matter what. They even play better against the Pats.

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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2018, 03:46:47 PM »
Pat maHomie ..... 23/28 six TDS... that kid is the truth.
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Re: 2018 NFL Season
« Reply #29 on: September 16, 2018, 03:58:02 PM »
The Bucs and Fitzpatrick looking good again  8)