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The Kiss
« on: March 01, 2018, 12:45:39 AM »

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2018, 01:14:23 AM »
congrats on the first kiss, phelps!

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2018, 01:19:28 AM »
#hertoo
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2018, 01:23:19 AM »
#mewtwo

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2018, 01:32:45 AM »
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I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2018, 01:42:36 AM »
It’s better than the Soty article which seems even more inundated with stupid inside jokes than usual.  I think 3/4 of the article was just discussing the two different types of beer they drank

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2018, 05:18:18 AM »
"they wanted to thrash, i gave them thrasher" lolol

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2018, 05:32:50 AM »
Always desperate to show how much of a tranny guy he really is

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2018, 06:05:26 AM »
"they wanted to thrash, i gave them thrasher" lolol

I didn't know if it was a joke or serious when I read that

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2018, 07:17:15 AM »
dropping life hammers over here

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2018, 07:33:51 AM »
phelps dared max schaff's mom,who is cute as hell, give the guy some respect for that at least , just a little rusty is all

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2018, 08:18:45 AM »
"Where she goes with the energy that was given to her..."

Wandering the streets of SF, yelling incoherently at kids about Cardiel?

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2018, 09:04:43 AM »
wow, victim blame or shame?

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2018, 09:08:40 AM »
That's one lucky lady!

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2018, 09:54:48 AM »
I wish Phelps kissed me like that too
she can ride dick ham ham no joke ham

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2018, 09:57:35 AM »
I hope that i, too, can one day be so many years between kisses.. that i need to write a story about it.

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2018, 10:11:05 AM »
What the fuck kind of blurb is that? It might be me but it makes no sense.

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2018, 10:19:09 AM »
'it;s centrifugla motion
it's perpetual bliss
this kiss this kiss'

she prolly still is harboring energy from that kiss in her fuel cell. she could power the AVEs for 2 wks. one can only hope she uses her powers for good and not evil.

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2018, 10:26:07 AM »
^I bet Phelps' chakras are mad clogged up. Kind of like "expressing" a dog's anal glands.

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2018, 11:14:49 AM »
Looks like he's mumbling his incoherent rambles into her mouth.

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2018, 11:18:37 AM »
soo whos gonna photoshop grant taylor's face over the girls?

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2018, 11:53:02 AM »
soo whos gonna photoshop grant taylor's face over the girls?

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2018, 12:04:41 PM »
Phelps approves

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2018, 12:06:40 PM »
Phelps approves
where's geoff rowley when you need him...

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2018, 03:45:45 PM »

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2018, 07:28:44 PM »
GANG !

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Re: The Kiss
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2018, 08:50:25 AM »