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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2018, 04:47:04 PM »
So a freak equals unstable 90% of the time? Yeahhhh I think that's oversimplifying, and I really don't think the degree to which a woman is into kink equals instability. That and the girl likes a dildo in her butt. It's not really even that far out there, as far as kinks go...
Most of the unstable women I've dated were usually too depressed/anxious/unstable to be that good in bed. Usually.
well of course I'm oversimplifying, it's a skateboard message board ffs not a thesis.
look, if you want to marry a freak be my guest, and yes she may not be unstable. She might also be always looking for that next thrill and one day you'll come home to her getting plowed by some other dude while he chokes her. Who knows? That's the gamble we play right?
I messed around with some freaks fo'sho and it was fun, but outside of the bedroom they simply didn't do it for me (messy af, couldn't cook to save themselves (and yes, I can cook)) hence I chose a partner that was more well rounded. All personal experience though and yeah, vibrator in the butt isn't that freaky in the scheme of things...
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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2018, 05:39:51 PM »
So a freak equals unstable 90% of the time? Yeahhhh I think that's oversimplifying, and I really don't think the degree to which a woman is into kink equals instability. That and the girl likes a dildo in her butt. It's not really even that far out there, as far as kinks go...
Most of the unstable women I've dated were usually too depressed/anxious/unstable to be that good in bed. Usually.
well of course I'm oversimplifying, it's a skateboard message board ffs not a thesis.
look, if you want to marry a freak be my guest, and yes she may not be unstable. She might also be always looking for that next thrill and one day you'll come home to her getting plowed by some other dude while he chokes her. Who knows? That's the gamble we play right?
I messed around with some freaks fo'sho and it was fun, but outside of the bedroom they simply didn't do it for me (messy af, couldn't cook to save themselves (and yes, I can cook)) hence I chose a partner that was more well rounded. All personal experience though and yeah, vibrator in the butt isn't that freaky in the scheme of things...

Well, I didn't exactly respond with a thesis either.

You're still equating more sexually adventurous (aka freaky) women with getting cheated on / not being marriage material / not being well rounded. There's a whole range of freaks that can whip up food and keep their place (and their dildos) plenty clean, all while being completely happy in a monogamous relationship.

'Ol Missionary Megan seems more likely to run off and get choke fucked by Steve from the gym, to be honest - she's never experienced it before!
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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2018, 06:16:48 PM »
I don't disagree with ya there buddy (but you certainly seem to think I do), notice the part way when I didn't state ALL freaks aren't marriage material?
Can we all just get back on topic so you can tell us how you like to stick cold cucumbers up your bumb?
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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2018, 07:08:46 PM »
you perverts really messed up this kinks thread with all that gross sex talk.


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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #34 on: March 08, 2018, 07:19:47 PM »

I wanna get spitroasted by them with dickbelts.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #35 on: March 08, 2018, 07:39:02 PM »
What about when you twist up a garden hose and the pressure starts to build and you keep just holding it and holding it feeling the rubber tighten and strain and then you finally unkink it and the water gushes out with a tremendous force and sprays your gardenias with lifegiving Godblood

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #36 on: March 08, 2018, 07:39:53 PM »
Fucking puns

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #37 on: March 08, 2018, 07:42:28 PM »
What about when you twist up a garden hose and the pressure starts to build and you keep just holding it and holding it feeling the rubber tighten and strain and then you finally unkink it and the water gushes out with a tremendous force and sprays your gardenias with lifegiving Godblood
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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #38 on: March 09, 2018, 12:19:38 AM »
What about when you twist up a garden hose and the pressure starts to build and you keep just holding it and holding it feeling the rubber tighten and strain and then you finally unkink it and the water gushes out with a tremendous force and sprays your gardenias with lifegiving Godblood

to get peak satisfaction you need to look at the hose nozzle when you unkink, test the waters

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #39 on: March 09, 2018, 03:36:41 AM »
So a freak equals unstable 90% of the time? Yeahhhh I think that's oversimplifying, and I really don't think the degree to which a woman is into kink equals instability. That and the girl likes a dildo in her butt. It's not really even that far out there, as far as kinks go...
Most of the unstable women I've dated were usually too depressed/anxious/unstable to be that good in bed. Usually.
well of course I'm oversimplifying, it's a skateboard message board ffs not a thesis.
look, if you want to marry a freak be my guest, and yes she may not be unstable. She might also be always looking for that next thrill and one day you'll come home to her getting plowed by some other dude while he chokes her. Who knows? That's the gamble we play right?
I messed around with some freaks fo'sho and it was fun, but outside of the bedroom they simply didn't do it for me (messy af, couldn't cook to save themselves (and yes, I can cook)) hence I chose a partner that was more well rounded. All personal experience though and yeah, vibrator in the butt isn't that freaky in the scheme of things...

Well, I didn't exactly respond with a thesis either.

You're still equating more sexually adventurous (aka freaky) women with getting cheated on / not being marriage material / not being well rounded. There's a whole range of freaks that can whip up food and keep their place (and their dildos) plenty clean, all while being completely happy in a monogamous relationship.

'Ol Missionary Megan seems more likely to run off and get choke fucked by Steve from the gym, to be honest - she's never experienced it before!
I'm def one of the older farts on here so I'll share an old saying; You can't make a housewife out of a whore. Now that I type that it seems incredibly horrible in todays society. Replace whore and housewife with words of your own choosing. Either way after over half a century on planet earth I've found it to be true.....but then again I learned everything the hard way which most rebellious types seemed determined to do
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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #40 on: March 09, 2018, 08:43:36 AM »
Pat Duffy in Questionable.  That guy got kinky. 

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #41 on: March 09, 2018, 11:10:35 AM »
So a freak equals unstable 90% of the time? Yeahhhh I think that's oversimplifying, and I really don't think the degree to which a woman is into kink equals instability. That and the girl likes a dildo in her butt. It's not really even that far out there, as far as kinks go...
Most of the unstable women I've dated were usually too depressed/anxious/unstable to be that good in bed. Usually.
well of course I'm oversimplifying, it's a skateboard message board ffs not a thesis.
look, if you want to marry a freak be my guest, and yes she may not be unstable. She might also be always looking for that next thrill and one day you'll come home to her getting plowed by some other dude while he chokes her. Who knows? That's the gamble we play right?
I messed around with some freaks fo'sho and it was fun, but outside of the bedroom they simply didn't do it for me (messy af, couldn't cook to save themselves (and yes, I can cook)) hence I chose a partner that was more well rounded. All personal experience though and yeah, vibrator in the butt isn't that freaky in the scheme of things...

Well, I didn't exactly respond with a thesis either.

You're still equating more sexually adventurous (aka freaky) women with getting cheated on / not being marriage material / not being well rounded. There's a whole range of freaks that can whip up food and keep their place (and their dildos) plenty clean, all while being completely happy in a monogamous relationship.

'Ol Missionary Megan seems more likely to run off and get choke fucked by Steve from the gym, to be honest - she's never experienced it before!
I'm def one of the older farts on here so I'll share an old saying; You can't make a housewife out of a whore. Now that I type that it seems incredibly horrible in todays society. Replace whore and housewife with words of your own choosing. Either way after over half a century on planet earth I've found it to be true.....but then again I learned everything the hard way which most rebellious types seemed determined to do

what about the opposite? can you make a whore out of a housewife? what if you just really love slutty women?

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #42 on: March 09, 2018, 12:49:39 PM »
So a freak equals unstable 90% of the time? Yeahhhh I think that's oversimplifying, and I really don't think the degree to which a woman is into kink equals instability. That and the girl likes a dildo in her butt. It's not really even that far out there, as far as kinks go...
Most of the unstable women I've dated were usually too depressed/anxious/unstable to be that good in bed. Usually.
well of course I'm oversimplifying, it's a skateboard message board ffs not a thesis.
look, if you want to marry a freak be my guest, and yes she may not be unstable. She might also be always looking for that next thrill and one day you'll come home to her getting plowed by some other dude while he chokes her. Who knows? That's the gamble we play right?
I messed around with some freaks fo'sho and it was fun, but outside of the bedroom they simply didn't do it for me (messy af, couldn't cook to save themselves (and yes, I can cook)) hence I chose a partner that was more well rounded. All personal experience though and yeah, vibrator in the butt isn't that freaky in the scheme of things...

Well, I didn't exactly respond with a thesis either.

You're still equating more sexually adventurous (aka freaky) women with getting cheated on / not being marriage material / not being well rounded. There's a whole range of freaks that can whip up food and keep their place (and their dildos) plenty clean, all while being completely happy in a monogamous relationship.

'Ol Missionary Megan seems more likely to run off and get choke fucked by Steve from the gym, to be honest - she's never experienced it before!
I'm def one of the older farts on here so I'll share an old saying; You can't make a housewife out of a whore. Now that I type that it seems incredibly horrible in todays society. Replace whore and housewife with words of your own choosing. Either way after over half a century on planet earth I've found it to be true.....but then again I learned everything the hard way which most rebellious types seemed determined to do

what about the opposite? can you make a whore out of a housewife? what if you just really love slutty women?

Yesss.

As far as the other replies,  all I was getting at is that kinkier/freakier preferences in the bedroom isn't the same thing (at all) as being a whore or a slut.


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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #43 on: March 09, 2018, 09:16:20 PM »
Id wife a freak if should give great top, I'm evolving with open mindedness in porn every day, just watched a video where this chick drank her squirt and I ain't talking about the refreshing citrus soft drink

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2018, 03:00:14 PM »
This morning I was wondering if there were furries who are into Street Sharks...

and of course there fucking are.
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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #45 on: March 10, 2018, 03:15:24 PM »

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #46 on: March 10, 2018, 03:21:53 PM »
I'll just leave this here.

It's BDSM, so doesn't cover 'kinkiness' in general, but there has been some research on the relative psychological stability of freaks:

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-wide-wide-world-psychology/201502/the-surprising-psychology-bdsm

Pamela Connolly (2006) compared BDSM practitioners to published norms on 10 psychological disorders. Compared to the normative samples, BDSM practitioners had lower levels of depression, anxiety, post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), psychological sadism, psychological masochism, borderline pathology, and paranoia. (They showed equal levels of obsessive-compulsive disorder and higher levels of dissociation and narcissism.)

Similarly, Andreas Wismeijer and Marcel van Assen (2013) compared BDSM practitioners to non-BDSM-practitioners on major personality traits. Their results showed that in comparison to non-practitioners, BDSM practitioners exhibited higher levels of extraversion, conscientiousness, openness to experience, and subjective well-being. Practitioners also showed lower levels of neuroticism and rejection sensitivity.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #47 on: March 10, 2018, 03:23:47 PM »
Thanks for sharing wp definitely will give it a look

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Re: Kink thread
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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #50 on: March 10, 2018, 04:18:22 PM »



Lol

Show this to anyone that denies the global uptrend in mental health issues.

I had a coworker come out as a "furry" and his life went to shit very quickly. Once he was into that "lifestyle" it was a downward spiral that would make nine inch nails proud.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #51 on: March 10, 2018, 04:24:53 PM »
Have any of you guys seen that movie Pottersville? It's streaming on Netflix now actually. It's a really bad Christmas comedy, but worth watching because it has a crazy good cast, for how awful it is.

Michael Shannon stars in it, and early in the movie he discovers that his wife, Christina Hendricks (Joan from Mad Men), is a furry who is cheating on him with Ron Perlman. Oh and Ian McShane is in it too.
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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #52 on: March 10, 2018, 07:29:42 PM »


Rule number 1 no kink shaming if these fools wanna fuq wearing mascot outfits wr gotta respect em

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #53 on: March 10, 2018, 07:35:37 PM »
Bawtawd, whatever drugs you've used in the last few weeks are working splendidly.

Early running for POTY 2018

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #54 on: March 11, 2018, 03:18:01 AM »
dudes, my 17 year old cousin came to my sons 2nd birthday party in a fuckin furry costume..

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #55 on: March 11, 2018, 06:45:30 AM »
So a freak equals unstable 90% of the time? Yeahhhh I think that's oversimplifying, and I really don't think the degree to which a woman is into kink equals instability. That and the girl likes a dildo in her butt. It's not really even that far out there, as far as kinks go...
Most of the unstable women I've dated were usually too depressed/anxious/unstable to be that good in bed. Usually.
well of course I'm oversimplifying, it's a skateboard message board ffs not a thesis.
look, if you want to marry a freak be my guest, and yes she may not be unstable. She might also be always looking for that next thrill and one day you'll come home to her getting plowed by some other dude while he chokes her. Who knows? That's the gamble we play right?
I messed around with some freaks fo'sho and it was fun, but outside of the bedroom they simply didn't do it for me (messy af, couldn't cook to save themselves (and yes, I can cook)) hence I chose a partner that was more well rounded. All personal experience though and yeah, vibrator in the butt isn't that freaky in the scheme of things...

Well, I didn't exactly respond with a thesis either.

You're still equating more sexually adventurous (aka freaky) women with getting cheated on / not being marriage material / not being well rounded. There's a whole range of freaks that can whip up food and keep their place (and their dildos) plenty clean, all while being completely happy in a monogamous relationship.

'Ol Missionary Megan seems more likely to run off and get choke fucked by Steve from the gym, to be honest - she's never experienced it before!
I'm def one of the older farts on here so I'll share an old saying; You can't make a housewife out of a whore. Now that I type that it seems incredibly horrible in todays society. Replace whore and housewife with words of your own choosing. Either way after over half a century on planet earth I've found it to be true.....but then again I learned everything the hard way which most rebellious types seemed determined to do

what about the opposite? can you make a whore out of a housewife? what if you just really love slutty women?
Oh most definitely.


Yesss.

As far as the other replies,  all I was getting at is that kinkier/freakier preferences in the bedroom isn't the same thing (at all) as being a whore or a slut.
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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #56 on: March 11, 2018, 07:15:03 AM »
dudes, my 17 year old cousin came to my sons 2nd birthday party in a fuckin furry costume..
Dude, I can't stop laughing about this. What the fuck. Do you have photos?

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #57 on: March 11, 2018, 01:56:41 PM »
Rules are ment to be broken furries are weird as hell and they probably spend to much on dry cleaning spunk of their costumes

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #58 on: March 11, 2018, 03:59:55 PM »
dudes, my 17 year old cousin came to my sons 2nd birthday party in a fuckin furry costume..

is this the plot of a upcoming curb your enthusiasm episode?

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #59 on: March 11, 2018, 05:40:15 PM »
I was lead down a web surfin rabbit hole earlyr and discovered on this voyag the that there is people who nut on anime action figures shit almost made puke my lunch up