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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #60 on: March 11, 2018, 07:20:03 PM »
I was lead down a web surfin rabbit hole earlyr and discovered on this voyag the that there is people who nut on anime action figures shit almost made puke my lunch up

i dont know how the fuck i came across this, maybe it was posted here, but theres some reddit page called r/cummingonfigurines or something very similar and its exactly what you described. i only saw one post but it was some princess character all nutted up and a bunch of comments from psychopaths saying "wow, nice load man" and "ive been looking for that one forever. how much did you pay?"

weird shit. like how the hell do you get into that and how do you find out that you're not the only weirdo who does it and theres actually a fucking online community devoted to jacking off onto figurines?

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #61 on: March 11, 2018, 07:38:35 PM »

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #62 on: March 13, 2018, 03:24:51 PM »
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dudes, my 17 year old cousin came to my sons 2nd birthday party in a fuckin furry costume..
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Dude, I can't stop laughing about this. What the fuck. Do you have photos?

here he is with my sister.. we did not let the little man anywhere near him haha

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #63 on: March 13, 2018, 03:31:59 PM »
Fuckin hell man

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #64 on: March 13, 2018, 03:36:51 PM »
Fuckin hell man
He went all in, balls and all.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #65 on: March 13, 2018, 03:41:52 PM »
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Fuckin hell man
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He went all in, balls and all.

Tail hanging out the back of his jeans.
my folks were like 'aw hes put so much effort in for the kids'
nah.. mum, hes a fucking deviant.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #66 on: March 13, 2018, 03:51:17 PM »
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Fuckin hell man
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He went all in, balls and all.
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Tail hanging out the back of his jeans.
my folks were like 'aw hes put so much effort in for the kids'
nah.. mum, hes a fucking deviant.
You just made a hard day a little easier by making me laugh so hard I had to explain to my wife what I was laughing at.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #67 on: March 13, 2018, 04:55:09 PM »
I for one would not let that touch my sister.

Probably has rabies, or scabies at the very least.

And not to mention the 8 million possible mental issues
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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #68 on: March 13, 2018, 05:02:20 PM »
I have a couple cousins who are big Comicon cosplay types and I was talking to em one time about My Little Pony and how it had to be some kind of gay/fetish thing but how funny it was that My Little Poniers will defend the idea that they just like it because it's a quality show with good values, sharp subtle humor and solid animation til the death. My one cousin went red in the face and then told me he was getting into graphic design
 

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #69 on: March 13, 2018, 05:04:48 PM »
"graphic design"... we got you cuz, loud and clear

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #70 on: March 13, 2018, 05:17:51 PM »
I'm into kissing more than penetration. Also young chicks, like 13-15, allegedly. I'm pretty vanilla actually. Maybe a little femdom torture, but nothing crazy. Groups of lesbos sexually abusing a girl also too.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #71 on: March 13, 2018, 05:23:42 PM »
Which benzos tonight bawtawd?
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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #72 on: March 13, 2018, 05:52:00 PM »
I'm into kissing more than penetration. Also young chicks, like 13-15, allegedly. I'm pretty vanilla actually. Maybe a little femdom torture, but nothing crazy. Groups of lesbos sexually abusing a girl also too.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #73 on: March 13, 2018, 06:51:20 PM »
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I was lead down a web surfin rabbit hole earlyr and discovered on this voyag the that there is people who nut on anime action figures shit almost made puke my lunch up
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i dont know how the fuck i came across this, maybe it was posted here, but theres some reddit page called r/cummingonfigurines or something very similar and its exactly what you described. i only saw one post but it was some princess character all nutted up and a bunch of comments from psychopaths saying "wow, nice load man" and "ive been looking for that one forever. how much did you pay?"

weird shit. like how the hell do you get into that and how do you find out that you're not the only weirdo who does it and theres actually a fucking online community devoted to jacking off onto figurines?

maybe you were asking for a friend?

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #74 on: March 14, 2018, 05:41:47 AM »
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I was lead down a web surfin rabbit hole earlyr and discovered on this voyag the that there is people who nut on anime action figures shit almost made puke my lunch up
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i dont know how the fuck i came across this, maybe it was posted here, but theres some reddit page called r/cummingonfigurines or something very similar and its exactly what you described. i only saw one post but it was some princess character all nutted up and a bunch of comments from psychopaths saying "wow, nice load man" and "ive been looking for that one forever. how much did you pay?"

weird shit. like how the hell do you get into that and how do you find out that you're not the only weirdo who does it and theres actually a fucking online community devoted to jacking off onto figurines?
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maybe you were asking for a friend?

no, i totally found it on my own. not on purpose though. i swear.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #75 on: March 14, 2018, 07:17:40 PM »

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #76 on: March 15, 2018, 07:15:12 PM »
I have a thing for girls with painted fingernails. Love getting a handy with a perfect set of manicured nails...red is my personal preference.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #77 on: March 15, 2018, 07:21:11 PM »
Feel you on that Moe

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #78 on: March 15, 2018, 09:35:00 PM »
anyone here into teletype?
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #79 on: March 16, 2018, 05:54:37 AM »
anyone here into teletype?

i really only kook for one thing, and thats teletype.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #80 on: March 16, 2018, 08:44:35 AM »
ive been known to suck some toes but this right here, is the ultimate kink, might have to give it a whirl sometime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CCn0l-r26I

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #81 on: March 16, 2018, 08:53:59 AM »
dear god

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #82 on: March 16, 2018, 10:03:17 AM »
ive been known to suck some toes but this right here, is the ultimate kink, might have to give it a whirl sometime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CCn0l-r26I
He's celibate, so you're saying celibacy is the ultimate kink?

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #83 on: March 16, 2018, 10:10:23 AM »
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ive been known to suck some toes but this right here, is the ultimate kink, might have to give it a whirl sometime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CCn0l-r26I
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He's celibate, so you're saying celibacy is the ultimate kink?
He might say he's celibate, but there's no way that dude doesn't wear basketball shorts with a big balloon in them.
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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #84 on: March 16, 2018, 12:48:35 PM »


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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #86 on: March 17, 2018, 09:18:01 AM »
I have a thing for girls with painted fingernails. Love getting a handy with a perfect set of manicured nails...red is my personal preference.
I always joke how big your dick can look when the girl has tiny hands. Mani's definitely make it fancy.

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #87 on: March 17, 2018, 09:28:19 AM »
Been really into tablecloths lately

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #88 on: March 17, 2018, 10:30:07 AM »
Been really into tablecloths lately

fuck you

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #89 on: March 17, 2018, 10:41:30 PM »
I'm in the market for a fake fuckable ass. I'm not talking about no flesh light garbage. I mean a full sized prosthetic ass with proper vagina and booty holes that I can really throw all my weight on. Anybody had one before? Got any recommendations? I ain't made of money so I'm looking at anything sub $300. Maybe one day I'll save up the cash to order one of them Real Dolls, but those cost as much as a decent used car. A real investment. Maybe I'll be one of those guys that treats it like a real woman and take her out on dates. A man can dream anyway.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?