Kink thread

[shark tits]

"i skate, shoot guns, smoke weed and bang rubber asses. so what?"

[feedmeseymour]

I'm in the market for a fake fuckable ass. I'm not talking about no flesh light garbage. I mean a full sized prosthetic ass with proper vagina and booty holes that I can really throw all my weight on. Anybody had one before? Got any recommendations? I ain't made of money so I'm looking at anything sub $300. Maybe one day I'll save up the cash to order one of them Real Dolls, but those cost as much as a decent used car. A real investment. Maybe I'll be one of those guys that treats it like a real woman and take her out on dates. A man can dream anyway.

my older brother bought a rubber ass in protest when his gf wasnt giving it up to him, he said it worked like a charm. they broke up a month later.

[ungzilla]

which part of that is working like a charm

[feedmeseymour]

which part of that is working like a charm

the rubber ass ofcourse, i think its still kicking around his house if anyone is interested pm me

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

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which part of that is working like a charm

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the rubber ass ofcourse, i think its still kicking around his house if anyone is interested pm me

Ah so it's yours. Thanks for clearing that up!

[bawtawd5]

Just go into any xxx shop and ask, they'll either vibe you out like a kid going into a skate shop for his first complete or be stoked you're taking your masturbating so seriously and pit you on the team

[JB]

my wife and i went into one once and the lady working was way too friendly and would not shut up about butt plugs. she also told us that her ex once called her and asked if it was ok to use crisco as a lube substitute. she said its not a good idea.

[ungzilla]

and you're just gonna take her word for it? crisco up that dick guy

[bawtawd5]

Coconut oil is better, excellent lubricant and it exfoliates ya dick

[SodaJerk]

Marlon Brando knows what's up with pantry lubricants.

[dirtyweemidden]

one of my Friends works in a hotel, one night the Big Show strolled up to her reception desk and asked for a shitload of those little squares of butter..like 35 of them. She gave him a bunch but had to ask why he needed so many..
he says hes gonna butterstuff some groupy. like its common practice..
butterstuff? she asks
yeah, you stuff a bunch of these into an asshole and then fuck it.

wwf dudes know how to party right


can see butter being a decent lube.. clean up would probably be a pain in the ass (HA)

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

Coconut oil works really good.

[bawtawd5]

Anyone every try that shit where you choke yourself while beating off, I would try that shit but I don't wanna die like that K u ng Fu fool it'd be kinda embarrassing but the nut might be worth it

[calvinsdream]

Coconut oil is better, excellent lubricant and it exfoliates ya dick

I had a handjob with coconut oil once

5/10 lubricant but my dick was buttery smooth afterwards

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

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Coconut oil is better, excellent lubricant and it exfoliates ya dick

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I had a handjob with coconut oil once

5/10 lubricant but my dick was buttery smooth afterwards

Your lying.

Coconut oil lubricates greater than any other lube I've seen on the market.

I'm guessing it was coconut butter or oil infused with coconut.

In any case I hope you infused her with your nut.

[Francis Xavier]

So who is going to do the pepsi challenge with butter vs. coconut oil? Legit review though.  I have used coconut oil,its like salba saucing your dick,ready to get into anything

[Silky Johnson]

its like salba saucing your dick

+1

[calvinsdream]

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Coconut oil is better, excellent lubricant and it exfoliates ya dick

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I had a handjob with coconut oil once

5/10 lubricant but my dick was buttery smooth afterwards

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Your lying.

Coconut oil lubricates greater than any other lube I've seen on the market.

I'm guessing it was coconut butter or oil infused with coconut.

In any case I hope you infused her with your nut.

I thought it was oil but it was awhile ago so I’m not sure...I just remember it was fairly thick, just the texture seemed distracting.

No infusion of her though, it was just a straight HJ.

[bawtawd5]

So I tried that shit when you chok yourself and man I swear I shook hands with Betty whites ghost mid nut and i don't think I'll try that again

[Francis Xavier]

So I tried that shit when you chok yourself and man I swear I shook hands with Betty whites ghost mid nut and i don't think I'll try that again

Next time just hold your breath when you bust,about the same thing with less chance of death

[Mongoloid]

Piss... I'm into piss, and I want to get pissed on all the time.

I also love a good bush (Shout out to my Team Bush brothers on these boards), and Puffy nipples. I have a thing for panties (specifically black) and them being pulled to the side for various sorts of fuckery. Stretching, gaping, and fisting are also pretty tight.

I really have no hangups just so long as there's no dick, shit, or vomit involved. Anything else goes! No urethra bullshit either.. that shit sends chills down my spine.

[the snake]

So I tried that shit when you chok yourself and man I swear I shook hands with Betty whites ghost mid nut and i don't think I'll try that again

she's still alive, she was really there lol

[Mongoloid]

Since I'm here I'm gonna talk about some shit I don't get.

The whole "daddy" thing, and why that is suddenly a thing. The whole Dom/Sub daddy thing is kind of like the Candyland of fuckery to me. At first I understood it even less, so watching camgirls saying "fuck me daddy" wasn't exactly sexy to me... Which in a way is kind of funny because "fuck me papi" does things to me.

I guess what I don't get is why sex needs a novelty or roleplay factor for some people. I guess maybe due to my age I don't get a lot of the bells and whistles people are trying to throw into fucking. I just wanna do/enact my filthy thoughts without having to play games in the process. I wanna do the dirtiest shit she can think of, but I don't wanna have to slap her the fuck around every time.

[Paco Supreme]

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So I tried that shit when you chok yourself and man I swear I shook hands with Betty whites ghost mid nut and i don't think I'll try that again

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she's still alive, she was really there lol

What's really fucked up was betty white and bawtard mustve been pullin the same shit at the same time and met in nut heaven

[the snake]

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So I tried that shit when you chok yourself and man I swear I shook hands with Betty whites ghost mid nut and i don't think I'll try that again

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she's still alive, she was really there lol

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What's really fucked up was betty white and bawtard mustve been pullin the same shit at the same time and met in nut heaven

or they have the same dealer hehe

edit : that nut heaven concept killed me^^

[bawtawd5]

Fuck man it must've been the Golden girls marathon i just had watched thn shit
Also shout out to homie that has that pornstar Charlotte Sartre avatar, part of the reason I've been experimenting with my porn/ nut rituals is cause home girls videos, mongoloid you a mad man I fuck wit the vision respect

[mynameisnotjeff]

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So I tried that shit when you chok yourself and man I swear I shook hands with Betty whites ghost mid nut and i don't think I'll try that again

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she's still alive, she was really there lol

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What's really fucked up was betty white and bawtard mustve been pullin the same shit at the same time and met in nut heaven

[close]

or they have the same dealer hehe

edit : that nut heaven concept killed me^^

I don't know how people pull that off. I saw a Hulu show were some dude talks to ghosts and in an episode some Skrillex parody kills himself and gets the guy to hide his body. Then that shit got me thinking what if I'm watching some wild shit as I'm possessed by the fap spirit and die. Like, what if my roommates, friends, or family just assume I'm really into some wild shit? You can't power through that comically, 'cause your dead haha

[SodaJerk]

Piss... I'm into piss, and I want to get pissed on all the time.

I also love a good bush (Shout out to my Team Bush brothers on these boards), and Puffy nipples. I have a thing for panties (specifically black) and them being pulled to the side for various sorts of fuckery. Stretching, gaping, and fisting are also pretty tight.

I really have no hangups just so long as there's no dick, shit, or vomit involved. Anything else goes! No urethra bullshit either.. that shit sends chills down my spine.

I don't get the whole gaping thing. I don't wanna know what their insides look like, that's on some psycho cut em open shit. I just wanna look at their butts not inside them.

[SOTY]

"Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” is a pretty interesting quote by Oscar Mayer. What gets us off, the act itself or mindfucking someone into doing whatever we want?

[SodaJerk]

"Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” is a pretty interesting quote by Oscar Mayer. What gets us off, the act itself or mindfucking someone into doing whatever we want?

Oscar Mayer the wiener guy?