Kink thread

[calvinsdream]

At first I understood it even less, so watching camgirls saying "fuck me daddy" wasn't exactly sexy to me... Which in a way is kind of funny because "fuck me papi" does things to me.

My girlfriend alternates between daddy and papi. Depends on the mood.

[Baron Samedi]

i think if my wife called me 'papi' in bed i'd immediately bust




















out laughing

[ungzilla]

oh so you're one of those deviants that gets off by laughing hysterically during sex

it's cool though

[SodaJerk]

I insist my wife calls me Big Daddy if she is asking for material goods or money to purchase material goods. She's cool with it. Apparently financial domination is one of the oldest kinks. However she has never called me this during sex nor have I ever requested it.

[Mongoloid]

i think if my wife called me 'papi' in bed i'd immediately bust




















out laughing

I wouldn’t laugh if your wife called me Papi.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Stretching, gaping, and fisting are also pretty tight.

perhaps not the best choice of words

***
funny you mentioned the urethra play, I'd never even heard of it until I met this random girl online and she sprung it on me after a relatively "normal" session.
The choking thing is really scary, had a girl that was into and she probably hated me because I wouldn't choke her hard enough... heard too many horror stories about those types and didn't want blood on my hands.

[Baron Samedi]

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i think if my wife called me 'papi' in bed i'd immediately bust




















out laughing

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I wouldn’t laugh if your wife called me Papi.

chu even mean

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

For the sake of conversation... "Urethral play" is called "Sounding" where you probe with a metal or silicon "Sound" downyour urethra. I had customers tell me it felt like jacking off from the inside out. Also if you attempt to "Sound" use medical lubricant as its sterile. I had one guy tell me he used a chop stick and silicon lube and got an infection. Other urethral play would fall more towards a medical kink like catheter play. Fun fact you can hook a catheter up to two people (eg your partner) and urinate into their bladder for that ultimate display of dominance.

[shark tits]

i watched a sounding handjob and it didn't seem to hurt but i went to planned parenthood 18 yrs ago and got the alcohol Q-tip and never again!

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

i watched a sounding handjob and it didn't seem to hurt but i went to planned parenthood 18 yrs ago and got the alcohol Q-tip and never again!

That shit is horrible. Im glad I have a dedicated doctor now and I just need to do a urine sample.

[Mongoloid]

For the sake of conversation... "Urethral play" is called "Sounding" where you probe with a metal or silicon "Sound" downyour urethra. I had customers tell me it felt like jacking off from the inside out. Also if you attempt to "Sound" use medical lubricant as its sterile. I had one guy tell me he used a chop stick and silicon lube and got an infection. Other urethral play would fall more towards a medical kink like catheter play. Fun fact you can hook a catheter up to two people (eg your partner) and urinate into their bladder for that ultimate display of dominance.

Yeah.. even reading this makes me feel sick in a very substantial way. I have a healthy fear of catheters.

Hell... Prolapses don't even frighten me as much as sounding.

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

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For the sake of conversation... "Urethral play" is called "Sounding" where you probe with a metal or silicon "Sound" downyour urethra. I had customers tell me it felt like jacking off from the inside out. Also if you attempt to "Sound" use medical lubricant as its sterile. I had one guy tell me he used a chop stick and silicon lube and got an infection. Other urethral play would fall more towards a medical kink like catheter play. Fun fact you can hook a catheter up to two people (eg your partner) and urinate into their bladder for that ultimate display of dominance.

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Yeah.. even reading this makes me feel sick in a very substantial way. I have a healthy fear of catheters.

All of them make me pretty queasy. When I was 17 and stupid I od'd and woke up with a catheter in and had to be concious when they took it out in front of a bunch of college students. Painful physically and emotionally. 

Hell... Prolapses don't even frighten me as much as sounding.

[mynameisnotjeff]

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Stretching, gaping, and fisting are also pretty tight.

[close]

perhaps not the best choice of words

***
funny you mentioned the urethra play, I'd never even heard of it until I met this random girl online and she sprung it on me after a relatively "normal" session.
The choking thing is really scary, had a girl that was into and she probably hated me because I wouldn't choke her hard enough... heard too many horror stories about those types and didn't want blood on my hands.

I recently learned it's about stopping blood not air flow. With that being said that's some people's thing to take it that many more steps extra. I can't do it myself in the same way where I can throw some spanks but can't really get to slapping the person in the face.

[FrenchFriedClownFingers]

dont know where else to put this but i found out today a coworker is like 2 years into a female to male transition and the waitress that told me this also told me for some reason that he (she) has been taking hormones and has a 2 inch long clit. i wish she hadn't told me that last part, it's gonna be hard making eye contact now

[feedmeseymour]

dont know where else to put this but i found out today a coworker is like 2 years into a female to male transition and the waitress that told me this also told me for some reason that he (she) has been taking hormones and has a 2 inch long clit. i wish she hadn't told me that last part, it's gonna be hard making eye contact now

[bawtawd5]

I almost lost a magic marker up my ass today and I was freaking out trying to fish it out for like 15 mins until it finally surfaced thought I was gonna have to go to the er in shame. any way how is your sex life?

[feedmeseymour]

http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2018/03/29/getting-kinky-daniel-vargas/

daniel vargas is a low key furry

[mynameisnotjeff]

http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2018/03/29/getting-kinky-daniel-vargas/

daniel vargas is a low key furry

Yes, but can we look at these line as well before I report myself

At times [the model] would yank on the collar so hard that I would actually have trouble breathing and that would just make it funnier

We were in animal onesies with animal hoods. I was a lion and she was a giraffe.

[iKobrakai]

I want to cum on a dumb hoe. Really dumb hoe.

[bawtawd5]

I want to cum on a dumb hoe. Really dumb hoe.

f
uck
Yeah dawg, dumb girls are cool cuz they let you hit it without a jimmy but that is playin Russian rollit cuz of STDs and Pregnancy

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2018/03/29/getting-kinky-daniel-vargas/

daniel vargas is a low key furry

BUT he may have tossed Nora's salad so I'm willing to let that slide
Also, Nora on Giraffe costume?

[slappies]

I like those videos where some dude will be sitting in his car pulling his pud and a lady will walk by and be like "Oh word?" and then jack him off. All so dumb and fake, but I'm a fan!

In real life I'm one of those feet creeps, I like a nice a foot. It's an aesthetic thing, I've done the whole feet fucking routine but it's never that enjoyable.

[childhood]

Anybody else feel like their fetishes were strongly influenced by Ocarina of Time?

[slappies]

You KNOW Princess Ruto can get it.

[bawtawd5]

Biggest turn on for me is when a girl has sharp canines, or a toof that grew on top of another.

I tried jerking off to anime porn but its just not for me.

[bawtawd12]

I take sean pablo out to lunch at subway and casually slap his butt while he's ordering his sandwich toppings. His face getting rosey red as he decides in that moment to be my bottom bitch for the night. He's already shaved his body smooth in anticipation for my advance, he's blushing, giddy with exitement....

(continued in part 2)

[bawtawd12]

I take sean pablo out to lunch at subway and casually slap his butt while he's ordering his sandwich toppings. His face getting rosey red as he decides in that moment to be my bottom bitch for the night. He's already shaved his body smooth in anticipation for my advance, he's blushing, giddy with exitement....

We sit down. Our penises swelling under our zippers. As sean licks the meatball jutting out of the end of his 12 inch white bread sub, I reach my strong arms under the table to undo his pants. The lady at the counter is watching and has started touching herself. We can wait no longer. I take the extra cup of oil and start lathering my penis with it furiously. Sean sticks his long legs in the air, looks me in the eyes and moans "take me here"....

[Silky Johnson]

Fat Bill? That you?

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Fat Bill? That you?

hahahah

[bawtawdreloaded]

Leaky tittie milk. Like when she's riding and her tits are squirting without touchin em, like hands free cum but with tits. regular tittie milking is tight but hands free is next level.