Author Topic: Kink thread (Read 36374 times)

butterballs for jerry · « **Reply #240 on:** June 27, 2018, 06:20:07 AM »

Nah, got hard a few times but didn't want to push it. The two of them made more money than me and we lived in a pretty pricey neighborhood and I was paying pretty low rent. She pretty much never wore a bra and had a nice ass. Was an odd situation, wasn't feeling it after a while so I moved out.

What should I have done? Anybody got any wisdom on this one?

JB · « **Reply #241 on:** June 27, 2018, 10:56:41 AM »

The Kinks are back together at last!

https://pitchfork.com/news/ray-davies-says-the-kinks-are-reuniting/

the snake · « **Reply #242 on:** June 27, 2018, 11:46:59 AM »

knock her bf out, fuck her and get raped by the cops brent called

tom · « **Reply #243 on:** June 27, 2018, 12:12:52 PM »

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i like to watch women masturbate
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You and every other man on the planet. In fact this is almost so mainstream that it's the opposite of a kink
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watching them online is mainstream. what if dude is sneakin in to his neighbours house and hiding in the closet, gagged with dirty socks? thats a kink fo sho... which one is it Morton?
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i dont watch on internet, i want to watch real girl do it. i ask a couple close friends but they said no
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Interestingly enough I know this BBW who was a co-worker and ended up quitting her job to be a cam girl. I don't talk to her much now but last time we spoke she said it was pretty lucrative (i.e., 1200 her first week and one of her "fans" gave her 800 bucks to plow). She also said that dudes would stalk her. It must be a bizarre lifestyle.

I know a few girls that paid their way through art school by being camgirls. I've sat behind the camera and shot "tasteful" nudes with them a few times with my friends(guys and girls) which led to orgy-like moments. I don't really think about it and it's not my thing, but when in Rome and all that

shark tits · « **Reply #244 on:** June 27, 2018, 12:14:25 PM »

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i like to watch women masturbate
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You and every other man on the planet. In fact this is almost so mainstream that it's the opposite of a kink
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watching them online is mainstream. what if dude is sneakin in to his neighbours house and hiding in the closet, gagged with dirty socks? thats a kink fo sho... which one is it Morton?
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i dont watch on internet, i want to watch real girl do it. i ask a couple close friends but they said no
[close]

Interestingly enough I know this BBW who was a co-worker and ended up quitting her job to be a cam girl. I don't talk to her much now but last time we spoke she said it was pretty lucrative (i.e., 1200 her first week and one of her "fans" gave her 800 bucks to plow). She also said that dudes would stalk her. It must be a bizarre lifestyle.
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I know a few girls that paid their way through art school by being camgirls. I've sat behind the camera and shot "tasteful" nudes with them a few times with my friends(guys and girls) which led to orgy-like moments. I don't really think about it and it's not my thing, but when in Rome and all that

did you ever, you know, gay off w/ your friends while in rome?

tom · « **Reply #245 on:** June 27, 2018, 12:57:50 PM »

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i like to watch women masturbate
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You and every other man on the planet. In fact this is almost so mainstream that it's the opposite of a kink
[close]

watching them online is mainstream. what if dude is sneakin in to his neighbours house and hiding in the closet, gagged with dirty socks? thats a kink fo sho... which one is it Morton?
[close]

i dont watch on internet, i want to watch real girl do it. i ask a couple close friends but they said no
[close]

Interestingly enough I know this BBW who was a co-worker and ended up quitting her job to be a cam girl. I don't talk to her much now but last time we spoke she said it was pretty lucrative (i.e., 1200 her first week and one of her "fans" gave her 800 bucks to plow). She also said that dudes would stalk her. It must be a bizarre lifestyle.
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I know a few girls that paid their way through art school by being camgirls. I've sat behind the camera and shot "tasteful" nudes with them a few times with my friends(guys and girls) which led to orgy-like moments. I don't really think about it and it's not my thing, but when in Rome and all that
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did you ever, you know, gay off w/ your friends while in rome?

Not that there's anything wrong with it, but we never did. It's a weird thing though banging a girl your buddy is borderline dating while he's right there banging another girl. Personally I'm really into tall girls, like 5'10-6'0

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #246 on:** June 27, 2018, 01:00:44 PM »

Me and a buddy dated sisters and switched off a couple nights, that was a party.

bawtawdinfinity · « **Reply #247 on:** June 27, 2018, 04:47:35 PM »

I wanna turn a shy girl into a freak by introducing her to butt play by sticking drugs in her butt.

butterballs for jerry · « **Reply #248 on:** June 27, 2018, 05:12:31 PM »

Quote from: the snake on June 27, 2018, 11:46:59 AM

knock her bf out, fuck her and get raped by the cops brent called

Ah fuck they're already on the way? The bf is one of the girliest straight dudes I ever met. Pretty sure if I raised a hand at him he would piss himself and go fetal. She's bi so he's like the best of both genders I guess. And his parents are looooooadddedddd

revfredmorton · « **Reply #249 on:** June 27, 2018, 07:53:26 PM »

there nothing wrong with playing with another guy.

butterballs for jerry · « **Reply #250 on:** June 28, 2018, 07:01:26 AM »

Quote from: revfredmorton on June 27, 2018, 07:53:26 PM

there nothing wrong with playing with another guy.

Don't think I didn't float that idea past them...

revfredmorton · « **Reply #251 on:** June 28, 2018, 11:01:51 AM »

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there nothing wrong with playing with another guy.
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Don't think I didn't float that idea past them...

something about being with another man that women cant fulfill. like when a man fill you mouth with thick warm stuff and you can feel it down you throat.

pugmaster · « **Reply #252 on:** June 28, 2018, 04:03:01 PM »

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there nothing wrong with playing with another guy.
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Don't think I didn't float that idea past them...
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something about being with another man that women cant fulfill. like when a man fill you mouth with thick warm stuff and you can feel it down you throat.

How many restraining orders do you have against you currently and what is your all time count for restraining orders?

brent · « **Reply #253 on:** June 28, 2018, 06:07:59 PM »

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ok i'm calling the cops

revfredmorton · « **Reply #254 on:** June 28, 2018, 07:35:46 PM »

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there nothing wrong with playing with another guy.
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Don't think I didn't float that idea past them...
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something about being with another man that women cant fulfill. like when a man fill you mouth with thick warm stuff and you can feel it down you throat.
[close]

How many restraining orders do you have against you currently and what is your all time count for restraining orders?

maybe it not your cup of tea

JB · « **Reply #255 on:** June 28, 2018, 08:18:53 PM »

Quote from: revfredmorton on June 28, 2018, 07:35:46 PM

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there nothing wrong with playing with another guy.
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Don't think I didn't float that idea past them...
[close]

something about being with another man that women cant fulfill. like when a man fill you mouth with thick warm stuff and you can feel it down you throat.
[close]

How many restraining orders do you have against you currently and what is your all time count for restraining orders?
[close]

maybe it not your cup of jizz

revfredmorton · « **Reply #256 on:** June 28, 2018, 10:05:45 PM »

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Quote from: revfredmorton on June 27, 2018, 07:53:26 PM
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there nothing wrong with playing with another guy.
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Don't think I didn't float that idea past them...
[close]

something about being with another man that women cant fulfill. like when a man fill you mouth with thick warm stuff and you can feel it down you throat.
[close]

How many restraining orders do you have against you currently and what is your all time count for restraining orders?
[close]

maybe it not your cup of jizz
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you can try it, you can be top or bottom whatever you like. its fun

SodaJerk · « **Reply #257 on:** June 29, 2018, 01:35:48 AM »

I don't think revfredmorton has ever owned a skateboard and is just on this forum to make people uncomfortable while he pulls his pud.

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #258 on:** June 29, 2018, 08:19:58 AM »

Quote from: SodaJerk on June 29, 2018, 01:35:48 AM

I don't think revfredmorton has ever owned a skateboard and is just on this forum to make people uncomfortable while he ~~pulls his~~ swallows pud.

bawtawd5 · « **Reply #259 on:** June 29, 2018, 12:29:50 PM »

New rule no kink shaming unless it's furrues or rev

mynameisnotjeff · « **Reply #260 on:** June 29, 2018, 01:34:51 PM »

Onto something more vanilla, not sure if mentioned yet but, lace lingerie. It looks all hot and stuff but it has to come off sadly.

revfredmorton · « **Reply #261 on:** June 29, 2018, 05:15:45 PM »

Quote from: SodaJerk on June 29, 2018, 01:35:48 AM

I don't think revfredmorton has ever owned a skateboard and is just on this forum to make people uncomfortable while he pulls his pud.

i own skateboard and pull my pud like you

pugmaster · « **Reply #262 on:** June 29, 2018, 06:47:16 PM »

Quote from: revfredmorton on June 29, 2018, 05:15:45 PM

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I don't think revfredmorton has ever owned a skateboard and is just on this forum to make people uncomfortable while he pulls his pud.
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i own skateboard and pull my pud like you

*in revfredmorton voice*: Or maybe I don't, describe it to me in EXTREME DETAIL

revfredmorton · « **Reply #263 on:** June 29, 2018, 06:57:40 PM »

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I don't think revfredmorton has ever owned a skateboard and is just on this forum to make people uncomfortable while he pulls his pud.
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i own skateboard and pull my pud like you
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*in revfredmorton voice*: Or maybe I don't, describe it to me in EXTREME DETAIL

you want to exchange story of masturbating?

pugmaster · « **Reply #264 on:** June 29, 2018, 08:38:13 PM »

It appears you would benefit from instruction on social inferencing. To answer your question, no, no I don't want to exchange stories of masturbation.

revfredmorton · « **Reply #265 on:** June 29, 2018, 09:02:51 PM »

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It appears you would benefit from instruction on social inferencing. To answer your question, no, no I don't want to exchange stories of masturbation.

english not my first language.

SodaJerk · « **Reply #266 on:** June 30, 2018, 02:44:26 AM »

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It appears you would benefit from instruction on social inferencing. To answer your question, no, no I don't want to exchange stories of masturbation.
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english not my first language.

I bet it is. You're doing a bad job of pretending it isn't. You seem real creepy.

revfredmorton · « **Reply #267 on:** June 30, 2018, 09:56:02 AM »

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It appears you would benefit from instruction on social inferencing. To answer your question, no, no I don't want to exchange stories of masturbation.
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english not my first language.
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send me your nude pics

im not sending you nude pic. go look at internet porn you creep

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #268 on:** June 30, 2018, 10:04:28 AM »

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It appears you would benefit from instruction on social inferencing. To answer your question, no, no I don't want to exchange stories of masturbation.
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english not my first language.
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send me your nude pics
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im not sending you nude pic until you pay for my uncensored private snapchat

revfredmorton · « **Reply #269 on:** June 30, 2018, 11:30:49 AM »

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It appears you would benefit from instruction on social inferencing. To answer your question, no, no I don't want to exchange stories of masturbation.
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english not my first language.
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send me your nude pics
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im not sending you nude pic until you pay for my uncensored private snapchat
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i heard some women make lots money doing that and it seem innocent enough, oh well, we live in sex positive culture

Author Topic: Kink thread (Read 36374 times)

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